Preschools

"These parents are calling their preschools to say 'please help me' and the feeder schools are referring them to us," said the school's admissions director, Sarah Bottoms . ❋ Shelly Banjo (2011)

Not sure where A Science Teacher is from but the low(er) cost way to go around here is the early childhood development centers (aka preschools). ❋ Zombie Mom (2009)

And what I've learned is that, for reasons I can't fully understand, most of our country's preschools maintain this evaluative focus on child development -- and most middle and high schools abandon it altogether. ❋ Sam Chaltain (2010)

The preschools might not take my daughter in diapers, but the public school has to. ❋ Meredith C. Carroll (2010)

The best preschools ask children to make a plan for their work, whether it is working with puzzles or looking at books in the story corner. ❋ Ellen Galinsky (2011)

Child-care facilities and preschools should restrict screen time of any form to 30 minutes in half-day programs and one hour in full-day programs. ❋ Unknown (2011)

On the flip side, many preschools regard clothing as a way for small children to express their individuality and develop their personal identity. ❋ Sue Shellenbarger (2011)

Again, something most parents are not focusing on when they are still changing diapers and choosing preschools, but something worth noting. ❋ Unknown (2009)

Target facilities for this program include: daycare and childcare centers, nursery schools, preschools, kindergartens and first grade classes. ❋ Unknown (2010)

A growing number of preschools and child-care centers are requiring children to wear uniforms. ❋ Sue Shellenbarger (2011)

They dropped fliers at local preschools with information about two six-week sessions of art classes they had planned at the McLean Community Center. ❋ Thomas Heath (2011)

A Digital Teacher Corps should be established to work in the lowest-performing preschools and elementary schools in order to train teachers to help students learn to read by transforming information for discovery and problem-solving. ❋ Michael Levine (2010)

Anyone who thinks gaining admission to elite preschools is rigorous may want to take a look at doggie day cares. ❋ Unknown (2011)

Last night at the hockey game, Nick got so drunk he walked up to [the urinal], dropped his [drawers] to his ankles and just started [preschooling] bud. All these other dudes just stood in there in complete disbelief. ❋ Woody17 (2021)

I just took Joe to preschool and all [the kids] [sneezed] [on him]! ❋ Zoe Barbara (2011)

1: "Alright [one of us] has to drive..." 2: "1-2-3 [NOT IT]!!!!" Outsider: "Damn you just got [PRESCHOOLED]!!!" ❋ Kerkeee (2010)

[Man this] event is [preschool] [who tf] wants to do this shit???!!!!!?????!!!!??? ❋ YuOfTheNight (2021)

[Kev]: Whoa! [Jamie] is such a preschooler! [Al]: Yeah, I know! Both: *laughs* ❋ Al_the_destroyer (2010)

[Eric Clapton's] [records] have always been kinda [old school], but that latest joint is preschool. ❋ Jeff Stewart (2004)

Actual quote: "Oh, and "Porn for Preschoolers"? Woo alliteration. Is that how you spell it? Hmmm... I think that'd market well, especially a little further into the future. Little kids emulate their [older siblings] who emulate the media, so if we put a lot of messages about porn and it's benefits on tv and the radio, we'd soon be able to reach that difficult preschool audience. Then, "Porn for Preschoolers" would sell like [HOTCAKES]!!! By the way, what the hell is a [hotcake]? And I haven't bought one ever, so I really think that phrase needs to be updated. Hmmmmm... Sell like... What sells? IPods? Everyone seems to have one nowadays... damned things... What else? OH OH! Drugs. Perfect. "Porn for Preschoolers" would sell like drugs." ❋ Shove It (2005)

"Clean up clean up every body every where clean up clean up every body do your share" Things as simple as "[No cuts] no butts no [coconuts]" Any of these [preschool songs] can work as well as long as spoken in a childish voice with a strong but not forceful tone ❋ Bigg Amnime Tittiys (2014)

There in such a [preschool relationship], every time they see each other they [shyly] just say hey and look down. Then proceed to wrap their arms around each other. JIM: Do they always have to hold hands or awkwardly hold on to each other. JAN:Of course they do they are in a preschool relationsship If you ever think my relationship is becoming a preschool relationship, [punch me in the face]. ❋ THAT GUY 1234567 (2011)

[5th Grader] In 2010: "Justin Bieber's audience are all [preschool] [dropouts]! LOL!" ❋ E Hates Q (2018)