Proctologists

We need more proctologists who would remove the heads of our ‘public incumbents’ form the rectums of the corporations and other vested interests groups. ❋ Unknown (2009)

It's just like banning cell phone use in movie theaters and restaurants and libraries and other places where arrogant blowhards like to share their conversations with their proctologists at 130 decibels. ❋ Unknown (2009)

Rectitude (n.), the formal, dignified bearing adopted by proctologists. ❋ Unknown (2008)

If you were planning to see that new Broadway musical about proctologists, save your money. ❋ Mark C. Miller (2010)

What next, proctologists moonlighting for the sake of airport security? ❋ Unknown (2010)

The formal, dignified bearing adopted by proctologists. ❋ Unknown (2010)

If the polls are correct we have a serious shortage of proctologists to help us locate our upper extremity. ❋ Unknown (2009)

Rectitude n., the formal, dignified bearing adopted by proctologists. ❋ Casey (2009)

Sure, you'll learn that proctologists earn more than day-care workers. ❋ Unknown (2008)

After all, anyone on the verge of being nominated for president cannot expect to avoid several painful appointments with reporter-proctologists. ❋ Unknown (2008)

Regal asked Canon if he could imagine if Burchill had come from a long line of proctologists. ❋ Unknown (2006)

I may pound sand, but your head is so far up your ass you need ten proctologists and a tow truck to get it out. ❋ Ann Althouse (2008)

Like any profession, there are probably a few with their heads up their posteriors so far that it would take ten proctologists and a tow truck to help them, who give their fields a bad name. ❋ Ann Althouse (2008)

i went to the [proctologist] and got [legally] [raped]. ❋ P.Diddy Poppa Nox (2003)

my [proctologist] found a [big piece] of [shit in my ass] ❋ Boomer2 (2003)

Proctologist: "Did you see the game last night?" Jim: "No, did [we beat] them?" Proctologist: "We didn't just beat em, we [rectum]!" ([rimshot]) ❋ KaiserMonkey (2003)

the proctologist stuck his entire [arm] [up that] fat [dudes] ass ❋ Guy Mann-dude (2008)

Dr. [Hamfist], my [proctologist], apologized for his recent weight gain and said he would be unable to remove his ring, but, that he would proceed [gently]. ❋ Harry Flashman (2003)

One day my roommate and I went to visit our [proctologist], Dr. Eurwin Konbonschleuden for our [periodical] asshole [inspection]. ❋ Jim Jim420 (2009)

Ernie: You know [Burt], McDonald's would go under if you weren't there to run the [frier]! Bert: Yeah, I'm a regular [proctologist]. ❋ Big Turd Burgler (2008)

You've kissed so many [arses] you must be an expert [by now]. You've got your head so far up his arse you should be a [proctologist]. ❋ Tatty 2 (2013)

1. I sure hope I don't get raped at the airport by the unlicensed proctologists in [the security] line. 2. [TSA] Motto: Giving free prostate exams since 2001. 3. Getting a free [prostate exam] is just a few off-color jokes about a bomb away. ❋ TurkTurkleton (2012)

That [Stephen Harper]/[Republican party]/[NRA] sure could use a neuro-proctologist. ❋ Doctorwhat (2013)