Proctology

What amazes me most is that it brought them to my blog - I'm pretty sure this is the first time the word "proctology" has appeared on it... ❋ James F. McGrath (2009)

Liberty Lover, certainly proctology would be a dream job for a repressed repiggie as well, but just think of the possibilities for “legally” handling all that man-meat. ❋ Unknown (2010)

Urology would still trump proctology, as far as repiggie closet cases are concerned. ❋ Unknown (2010)

I think that you are getting that confused with proctology. ❋ Unknown (2010)

Have you ever gone through the financial proctology exam of getting a home loan? ❋ Unknown (2010)

Yeah, my heads in the sand alright … is your doctorate in proctology? ❋ Unknown (2010)

My money is down on “head of a chain of cut-rate proctology clinics” … ❋ Unknown (2010)

I say this because I suspect that proctology may become a growth industry here before too long, what with all those stuck craniums out there. ❋ Unknown (2010)

This bill provides a proctology exam for every member of the working class!!!! ❋ Unknown (2009)

Close appears briefly, midway through a closing montage of footage from earlier Honors videos he made a lot of them, it seems that features, among other things, young women showering, chubby men in bikini tops, and sight gags involving lubricating jelly and proctology exams. ❋ The Reliable Source (2011)

This next one has a dual purpose: it will make you want to avoid cake and a career in proctology. ❋ Unknown (2010)

But most other prospects agreed to the political equivalent of a proctology exam. ❋ KARL ROVE (2010)

When Phil finally manages to wrench him loose, Shit-Heel yelps like a patient at the climax of a proctology examination. ❋ Unknown (2010)

My doctor says a proctology exam is a necessary evil but cameras in toilets? ❋ Unknown (2010)

Talk about a meat grinder, a cellulose processor, a proctology exam, a test of faith, a deal with the devil, a flirtation with death. ❋ Unknown (2009)

I think that's part of what makes these photos so funny, in a way that photos in a more modern proctology book never would. ❋ Ann Althouse (2009)

Someone found their way to my blog after searching for the phrase "proctology and eschatology". ❋ James F. McGrath (2009)

After I gave her a [thorough] Exam, I concluded,her [anal sphincter] had been dialated to the point,she had [no control] over her Bowel`s.Her fecal matter,just fell out. ❋ Drs; Ben Dover And Dr.Tai Sheweee. (2003)

"Hey [babe], look at that guy, he's [walking] like he was just [proctologized]!!" ❋ Mrpuddles (2011)

After finishing his [masters] degree Jimmy was able to create words with [proctological] [precision] ❋ Orion22222 (2008)

John [proctologically] [swerved] into my [lane] because he was on his cell phone and not paying attention to the road. ❋ AlbinoRhino (2006)

I'm done [proctologizing] to Amy for saying she looked fat in her [wedding dress], she can just get over it already! Rick is proctologizing to Tonya for calling her [Marci] during sex. ❋ Tulip Juicyfruit (2010)

You: "The boss just went to lunch. He told me to create a new website so he can [present it] to the [client] when he gets back." [Coworker]: "Guess you'll have to practice a little proctological legerdemain." ❋ Malgamere (2011)

With her [constant] [moaning], [Thelma] was fast becoming a proctological discomfort. ❋ The Real Pappapittmudman (2006)

I started my mobile proctology business in the mid 90s in a 1985 Club [Wagon]. First [checkup] is free! We are considering [going public]. ❋ Tha Cuddla (2005)

Yeah dude my doctor had to use [toothbrush proctology] in my [yearly] exam to check for any problems. [Wait a minute]. What do you mean there is no such procedure? Oh crap then why did I like it so much? So should I call a lawyer or schedule another appointment for tomorrow? Its covered by my insurance you know. ❋ Snausages333 (2006)

This weekend my boss is making redo this [month's] [TPS report]. What a huge [three finger] protological exam that's going to be! Having Jerry around is like having a constant three finger proctological exam! ❋ Tenacious Faulker (2009)