Pussy

Finishing the word pussy created an explosion of laughter like two cymbals crashing together. ❋ Greg Fitzsimmons (2010)

I find it curious that women stand up for rights constantly in their relationships whilst men don't, still have no idea why, hence the term pussy whipped. ❋ Unknown (2010)

The word itself was most likely a combination of the Yiddish word tuches ass and the word pussy, and so it probably represented both at once, interchangeably or collectively. ❋ JONATHAN AMES (1998)

Ms. Bush thinks its OK to use the word "prick" in a email, imagine if a man used the word "pussy." ❋ Unknown (2011)

I flop into a chair and look sadly at my Japanese book, wondering if there's a handy way to politely apologize not only for saying the word "pussy" at least four times in a ten-second period but also for expressing that I don't really like eating it. ❋ Mark Frauenfelder (2011)

To everyone else I apologize but that little pussy is a fucking idiot ❋ Unknown (2009)

On December 4th 2009, elmoro wrote: omg that FUCKIN GAY THING needs to gets a life u fuckin pussy wot if u were a 19 yr old kid DRIVING AND ur slaggyfied GIRLFRIEND is stick the fuckin fone in ur face askin u who txtin u cant she wait to get home!!!!!!! ❋ Unknown (2009)

I would spend the rest of the day and well into the evening watching and studying Monty Python, Allo, Allo, Fawlty Towers, Are You Being Served (an especially hysterical show to a 12 year old boy “My pussy is all dirty” still makes me laugh for hours) and later Red Dwarf. ❋ Unknown (2010)

Bring him upon so Pacman can flog his donkey too! guitarvoice onNovember 15th, 2009 1: 47 am better eatin pussy than dick similar to the faggy modelboy mayweather does. ❋ Admin (2009)

More proof the Beethoven pussy is less than 14 years old. ❋ Unknown (2010)

A real pussy is someone who needs to use names like Colonel or any other name related to the military to feel all macho. ❋ Unknown (2010)

Imagine the mind of someone that dicks around online as a vote down baby … These freaks intrigue me … Cyber pussy is a whole new phenom … ❋ Unknown (2010)

Intrepid says: awww .. pole squatter wayne the pussy is voting us down again. ❋ Unknown (2010)

Other than the fact that I am a real biologist I should ram a pied bill grebe right up your ass just on the principle of the thing … F uckin pussy ass poser … ❋ Unknown (2010)

Yep, chasing pussy is often the only thing that seems worth doing these days. ❋ Unknown (2008)

Also, my favorite euphemism for pussy is bacon trough, the ladies love it, pass it on. ❋ Unknown (2008)

The really vulgar term for Australian pussy is crocodile. ❋ Unknown (2008)

Fackin pussy ass kids today would die if they tried half the shit we did. ❋ Unknown (2008)

Yeah, you know, I do what I can to keep Lance floating in pussy and beer. ❋ Unknown (2008)

See that [beta] over there? He [aint] ever gonna [get no pussy] ❋ 909purp (2017)

{[Harold]}: Come here David! I want you to stroke my pussy. {David}: Uh...um...[no thank you] Harold; only females would have [pus]...O THAT KIND OF PUSSY!!! The hell! Why didn't you just say cat?!? ❋ Telephony (2019)

Me: [mar] jump off the bridge [Mar]: hell no Me: you're such a [fucking pussy] ❋ Thatguy5050 (2021)

[I ate] her pussy [and then] [fucked it]. ❋ JrBarnes (2010)

"Did your man [eat your pussy]?," asked Jane. "No," said [June], "I let a lesbian make a meal out of my pussy." "To each [its'] own," said Jane. ❋ QueenOfBondage (2017)

After [eating] [KFC], I had pussy for [dessert]. ❋ S2ks2000 (2010)

[Sweety] it's cold out you should really [put on] your pussy. Thanks mom [see you after] school. ❋ Lego Trap (2015)

[i just] [want] [some pussy] ❋ Niggerbbc (2021)

[Amanda]: Ashley, [My pussy] is [dripping wet]! Ashley: Ok, what d you want me to do? Amanda: Play with it. ( : Ashley: Oh, it taste so good. ❋ Stickitinmehard(: (2010)

"I like your pussy! So cute!" "I can't help it, I love pussies! I love my own pussy, especially!" "May I [nuzzle] your pussy?" "I like two pussies curled up together in bed. Heck, I like three pussies in bed." Little boy: "I like your pussy!" Little girl: (petting her kitten) "Thanks! You have a [pretty cock]!" "Why does your pussy always chase bugs?" "My pussy caught a bird! Get rid of it!" "My pussy has worms, Doctor." "Your pussy is so soft and fluffy!" "Help! [My pussy's] stuck in a tree!" "Your pussy scratched me!" "My pussy has fleas." "I'd pet your pussy, but I'm allergic to pussies." "Awww, what a cute little pussy!" "Gina, you should trim your pussy; there's fur all over the couch!" "Look over there, [mommie]! Look at the size of that pussy!" "It's a cold night; what's a guy gotta do to get pussy in bed?" "My pussy was all warm and fluffy from lying in front of the fire." "This pussy needs some good petting." "Hi Doctor, my pussy needs to be checked." "You're [going to the doctor], pussy, so stop whining!" "Stop being such a pussy and drink it!" "Check out that babe! Nice pussy!" ❋ Lorelili (2009)