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At least two such studies appeared this year, describing-and attempting to quantify-the ginormous amounts of waste in our system. ❋ Unknown (2009)

[free parking]? that [kicks] so much [ass it] can't be quantified! ❋ Crimson Scorch (2005)

[I need you] [to quantify] how much of a [cunt] I am. ❋ RobotLegs36 (2009)

That [guild] sure used to [be good]. But when they invited [Brobo], they really started to quantify. ❋ Brodofrobo (2018)

POP = Pissed-off person Scenario A: POP: I have ASKED you nicely three times already to go take this document to the main office, IDIOT!!!! Victim: If you pull any of this [aggressive-quantifying] crap on me, you can forget about having me do it. Besides, you look [fit enough] to do it yourself. Scenario B: Victim: So was this what you meant by this? POP: ***angry sigh*** YES. I SAID that FIVE MINUTES ago. Victim: What, so you're now a [stopwatch], Miss Aggressive-Quantifier? Are you saying [I'm stupid] for asking a request? Scenario C: POP: Oh my GAWD, you had SEVEN freaking chances to say hi to him. He won't know you if you don't talk to him. Victim: I would, but your aggressive-quantifying is doing nothing to help me. Scenario D: Victim: You mind giving me [that list]? POP: I gave you the list multiple times, moron! Victim: I was just asking kindly. You don't need to aggressively-quantify any trivial things! Scenario E: Victim: **Paints picture with grace** POP:***Yanks art tools from painter, then ruins it.*** There. It shouldn't take you more than FIFTEEN MINUTES to finish this painting. Victim: What the hell is wrong with you? You ruined my artwork, aggressive-quantifier!! ❋ Playrr (2020)

[Your Boss] tells you: "Your annual review is due by Monday!" You Say" "Nice, I'll shoot you my Quantify-a-licious self review as soon as i [get done] playing this level of Dawn of [Sorcery]." ❋ SgtBallz (2010)

Because I introduced Mike and [Daniele] to each other despite enormous [odds], their daughter Elizabeth is a [quantifiable miracle]. ❋ Zoltar85 (2023)