Reech

*flops awn syde n grabs fur tayl, misses, twists tu trai tu reech n tayl muvs furver away, twists agen tu trai tu reech, n keeps skwirming inna circle chasing own tayl taht alwais just out uv reech* ❋ Unknown (2008)

April 2, 2010 at 10:18 am afinkso teh hooman haz onlee hizseff tew blaim fer leevin teh ‘baloonz’ wifin reech uv poyntee teef an clawz! ❋ Unknown (2010)

Use ur tayle, kitteh – den u ken reech awl ubdeh notes1! ❋ Unknown (2010)

April 21, 2010 at 10:20 am psssst tern rite at da first left. continu on strait untill u reech da end ob da paveded road. walk elebenty pacez. tern 95 degreez kinda hot here an dere u will finda cheezeburgr tree! ❋ Unknown (2010)

Well, teh stalagatytes hang tyte tu teh seeling, whyl teh stalagamytes myte reech up tu teh wuns hangin daon. ❋ Unknown (2010)

Well, yesh — but it will be moar effektiv to blaym him fur stuff wen he iz big enuf to reech teh fingz dat gets borked. ❋ Unknown (2010)

Tudae itz spozed to reech a mizzerablol 92F, wiff hoomidditee tu matsch. ❋ Unknown (2010)

* Maiks scents coz kitteh cannut reech tawp ob hed sew gud * ❋ Unknown (2010)

May 18, 2010 at 7:18 am yu ken reech teh horn, soe braikz dussnt mattah. ❋ Unknown (2010)

An ebree time Angel in reech, him goes tu her fur sniffs an fings. ❋ Unknown (2009)

June 4, 2009 at 6:26 am but but but is reech in iron, adn taystes mush bedder tahn teh magnits LCB keeps feeding tu meh… PLUS, kale is teh pleh! ❋ Unknown (2009)

I finso, nun uv deh storylinez eber did reech a reel end. ❋ Unknown (2009)

Teh starting lyne iz teh empty refrijuraytor adn teh winnur iz teh first wun to reech teh jiant cheezburger. ❋ Unknown (2009)

*Pullz teh bottlol frum teh freezur, putz teh tekillya wiffin reech uf teh bed, getz teh lime adn teh saltee shaykur tu * ❋ Unknown (2009)

He sit politeelee, reech owt an tuch my arm naow and den like ‘hey.’… ‘hey, remember mehs?’ and if he no can has reak shun after abaout siks of dem pokings he jus puts fut in fud. ❋ Unknown (2009)

Teh sunn iz 93 millyun miles frum teh Erf an lite taeks bowt 8.5 MINITTS 2 reech us, so wud taek less dan 3 minnits frum Mars. ❋ Unknown (2009)

Then fink uv ebree impawsibul way tehy cud reech it, an plan fur taht tu keep tehm owt. ❋ Unknown (2009)

He carries it arownd everwhere onlee dropping it wher I will be shur to step on it in teh nite but tehn he FLINGS it to chase, an sumtimes flings it up on teh bookkase, or under sumwher he cant reech. ❋ Unknown (2009)

August 2, 2009 at 8:41 am caint kwite reech, I needs sumtin to stant on ❋ Unknown (2009)

Nawt sekkund rool: gro tehm sumplays kittehs cannawt pawsiblee reech. ❋ Unknown (2009)