Road Killed

I am certain they are here in Arizona, two years ago I picked up a fresh road-killed female and turned it over to AZGFD. ❋ Unknown (2009)

I can almost hear the plaintive strains of "I came upon a road-killed deer ..." ❋ Unknown (2009)

I think Flannery would have used a road-killed, stuffed, exploding armadillo created by the local taxidermist as performance art, had she thought of it like Evanovich. ❋ ____Maggie (2007)

As the first cake was loading I thought it was a road-killed elephant! ❋ Jen (2009)

Anytime I even think of writing to a trend, the idea comes out flat and stiff, like a road-killed squirrel. ❋ Editorial Anonymous (2008)

I agree that the premise is a bit off, I counted about half a dozen road-killed owls on a recent 200 mile interstate trip. ❋ AYDIN (2006)

After two days of driving, complicated by an hour-long (or more) traffic jam on Highway 18 that had no apparent reason to exist (except for the road-killed raccoon where traffic suddenly, inexplicably opened up and flowed normally) we finally arrive at the Olive Garden. ❋ Grouse (2006)

We philosophers might have a hard time prohibiting the eating of people who were already dead and unmourned - say road-killed tramps. ❋ Dawkins, Richard, 1941- (2006)

Otherwise, only the steady line of road-killed possums marked his way. ❋ Gardner, Lisa (2003)

So, by GFWFC's calculations, during a time with no hunting and despite 210 bears road-killed in the last three years, bear populations have added between 300 to 500 animals. ❋ Unknown (1999)

But they might just as easily have been circling over a road-killed rabbit or coyote rather than over the body of Ivy Patterson's father. ❋ Jance, Judith A. (1994)

He lives by himself, now that the kids are grown and his wife is dead, on a little farm up on the west slopes of the mountains that run down the "spine" of Samar; he sometimes explains to tourist visitors that Samar is shaped like a road-killed rabbit lying on its left side, with its broken spine bent inward in the middle, and that the road weaves around the spine. ❋ Barnes, John, 1957- (1994)

In the past eight years, the DNR has tested more than 32,000 hunter-killed or road-killed deer, 60 elk and 90 moose for CWD. ❋ Unknown (2011)

Fortunately, the authors had a few packs of wolves at their disposal in their university labs, wolves whose normal diets consisted of "raw chicken necks and backs and whole or partial carcasses of road-killed deer." ❋ Jesse Bering (2011)

The researchers base their findings on systematic nighttime road surveys done in the Everglades that counted both live and road-killed animals. ❋ Unknown (2012)

A wolf feeds on a road-killed elk carcass in the morning. ❋ Unknown (2010)

(CNN) -- A Pennsylvania man attempted to resuscitate "a road-killed opossum," state police say. ❋ Bay_Kat (2010)

I [turned] [a cow] into road kill once. ❋ Gumba Gumba (2004)

I went to [Boston] last week and got 2 [road] kills under my [belt]. ❋ The Road Kill Assassin (2005)

Friend: "hey check out that chick over there, she's looking at you" You: "eh, banging body but she's got a big nose and [kankles], she's Road Kill. [We'll see] how the rest of the night goes first" Friend: "f*ck that dude, you know damn well if you dont hit that your going to go home alone and [beating off] to that free 30 second porn on the internet" ❋ Shaggerman (2008)

a [rotting] [peice] of flesh that gets [picked] at by birds and other small animals ❋ Marry Poppins (2003)

Andrew ([Tie's] shoe) [Travis] backs into Andrew and (Yells Watch out [road kill])! ❋ Dabobmanisasian (2017)

a [rotting] [piece] of [flesh] ❋ Marry Had A Lamb (2003)

A [fox] lying [dead on] [the side] of the road, road kill. ❋ Porridge2010 (2010)

"I gave my girlfriend road kill for driving me to my [appointment]" "She gave me [road head] on monday so i retired the [favour] by giving her road kill" "I give great road kill" ❋ Carolina Hurricanes (2014)

I went out last night and [hooked up] with a [chick] and [left] her as road kill. ❋ Melonhead (2006)

"I'm really [dreading] this two-day road trip, ugh." "Find some [road kill] on [tindr], it'll make the time fly." ❋ Swiftforeal (2014)