Santa

Word SANTA
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Santa is a jolly fat white man, who i never belived in because i knew no white guy would come into my hood after dark. Urban Dictionary

The biggest dissapoint in a kid's life Urban Dictionary

Thousands of years ago, before the dawn of man as we knew him, there was Sir Santa of Claus, an ape-like creature making crude and pointless toys out of mammoth bones and his own waste. Hurling them at chimp like creatures with crinkled hands, regardless of how they behaved the previous year. These so called toys were buried as witches and defecated upon and hurled at predators that were awoken by the searing grunts of their children. It wasn't a holly-jolly Christmas that year, for many were killed... A warlike race of elves from the tenth planet landed on the ice-encased Earth and were immeadiatly enslaved by the unevolved Santa-ape to make his toys using galatic elven technology. For ever more fancier models, toys were made into recognizable shapes and given names like "train." But these toys were also thrown at predators and defecated upon because they were so stupid, Christmas still sucked in a big way. Urban Dictionary

SATAN spelled wrong due to a mix up at the factory. Urban Dictionary

The one jesus hates for hogging the spot light during christmas time Urban Dictionary

A communist. Urban Dictionary

Not real. Urban Dictionary

Title and nickname of Santa Claus, though he is the antithesis of a Saint. Santa Claus is actually the current incarnation of the Babylonian tyrant Nimrod. Stands for commercialism and oppression. Urban Dictionary

A man that ought to be caught and arrested. Who else can go into someones house with a big sack in to middle of the night? Also notice SANTA SATAN Not much of a difference, right? Urban Dictionary

A jolly old fat man known as the worlds most elusive stalker Urban Dictionary

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The word "santa" in example sentences

December 24, 2008 at 8:02 pm your the best and thank you for all the presents SANTA* you no we all like santa clause. and i hope you have a GREAT CHRISTMAS. ❋ Unknown (2008)

Yes | No | Report from tbogg10 wrote 2 weeks 5 days ago well we named our dog kringle because my brother believed in santa, so she is named kringle from chris kringle ❋ Unknown (2010)

Perhaps had our parents and ancester didnt do the whole santa clause thing .. real or fake .. point is this … A child believes in santa clause … then when your older and you have children of your own … you realize that dream as a child you had was just an illusion to keep a childs fantasies and spirit alive. ❋ Unknown (2009)

Remember her affection for and patience with your child, who has vomited on her desk/shoes/coat/hands, told the other children santa is not real, taught the actual meaning of the word "lesbian" to her class, and crammed another child's head into the toilet. ❋ Unknown (2009)

December 21st, 2009 Jessica Hagy Posted in santa | ❋ Unknown (2009)

One of my friends was wearing a red velvet dress with white fur and a matching red sequin santa hat. ❋ Unknown (2010)

July 14th, 2009 at 12: 07 pm chaz, i agree about the symbols … but santa is the american symbol of Christmas, not Christianity. ❋ Unknown (2009)

My suspicions were raised when I discovered that the festivals themselves did not have postal addresses and that all films were to be sent to some address in santa monica. ❋ Unknown (2007)

The book you got for me as my Ars secret santa is still one of my favorites! ❋ Unknown (2007)

In my opinion, the magic and spirit of santa is and should be alive all year long. ❋ Unknown (2006)

| Reply ida know … santa is a keen old wizard … i think he would pretty much own mario. summed a 16 HD killer christmas tree … tore mario up! ❋ Unknown (2006)

And “.” probably still believes in santa clause and the tooth fairy. ❋ Unknown (2005)

December 1st, 2009 at 2: 24 pm cripes – can’t they just leave this sort of intrusive surveillance to santa clause? he knows when you are sleeping, after all. he knows when you’re awake. he knows if you’re a wet-back. he knows if you over-stay. basically, santa is like tom tancredo on crack, except he’s got a posse of reindeer. ❋ Unknown (2009)

It makes the press’s job much easier and thats what really matters. phoebes in santa fe Says: ❋ Unknown (2009)

USB microscope with 200X magnification and integrated 1.3 mega pixel camera Live Phone Call from Santa Claus | call santa at cristmas eve | Perfect gift for christmas ❋ Unknown (2009)

Hello again, we are getting to know Rio more and more and have been doing lots in the last few days. we spent the rest of Wednesday out at the museo republica as it was wet then went up one of the many hills to a district called santa theresa. ❋ Unknown (2008)

# posted by Anonymous : 11:05 AM i don't know how i stumbled on this . . . but the idea of santa being an anagram for satan is idiotic. santa means saint. no ones ever accused santa ana or san diego as being demon-cities ❋ Cliff Pickover (2006)

I'm gonna call "brown lips, chocolate chips" santa "Stumpy", because of his nose lol That's just nasty looking roflmao ❋ Unknown (2009)

The night before Christmas my parents had "santa" call to say he was leaving. ❋ Unknown (2006)

Hey [theres] santa, [catch] his [fat white] ass. ❋ Franklin Square (2003)

That fuckin' [Santa] wrote me back a letter...he said there was too much [fog] and he missed [my house]..again ❋ Mackavelli (2006)

[Now] he is a [machine]. ❋ John (2004)

Oh shit! It says [Santa] not Satan...well, it sounds pretty good, and if we cover him up in some [big red] [fur coat] nobody will notice! ❋ Peter Adams (2004)

"[mommy], why do they call santa time, [christmas], shouldn't it be [santamas] ?" ❋ Gravisan (2006)

[Karl Marx], [Lennin], and [Poppa Smurf] all had beards. 2/3 Are communists. Santa has a beard and dresses in red. He must be a commie. ❋ Nick (2004)

[Santa] isn't [real] ❋ Eggie G (2012)

[Defy] Santa. Burn all [Christmas trees]. Death to [Nimrod]! ❋ Iggy Hazard (2004)

Many abductors could [dress up] as [santa clause] and not be [caught]. ❋ Liz (2003)

He knows when you are sleeping, he knows when your [awake]. Yep, [Santas] definitely a [stalker] ❋ ThatRandomnGuy (2013)

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