Satellites

What do we mean by satellites?

A moon or other smaller body orbiting a larger one.

A man-made apparatus designed to be placed in orbit around a celestial body, generally to relay information, data etc. to Earth.

A country, state, office, building etc. which is under the jurisdiction, influence, or domination of another body.

An attendant on an important person; a member of someone's retinue, often in a somewhat derogatory sense; a henchman.

Satellite TV; reception of television broadcasts via services that utilize man-made satellite technology.

(grammar) A grammatical construct that takes various forms and may encode a path of movement, a change of state, or the grammatical aspect. Examples: "a bird flew past"; "she turned on the light".

A fat girl's friends. If they are fat aswell they may be referred to as "moons" Satellites however are either fit girls who have known fatty bum bum for a long time and feel compelled to take her out, or can be girls with few other friends hoping to follow in fatty's sluttyy footsteps when she tries to pull any one she can establish eye contact with. Urban Dictionary

A method of classroom mischief. Ingredients : Pencil eraser and 4-5 staples. 1. Take the staples and stick them in all sides of the eraser. 2. Throw eraser at ceiling, hope it sticks. 3. ??? 4. PROFIT~ Urban Dictionary

When dudes are hovering around or chasing after a chick, like at a bar, trying to get with her but not being successful. Usually these dudes are retarded and the chick isn't interested in them. Urban Dictionary

Men who weasel their way into the friend zone with your girlfriend, with the sole intention of passive-aggressively ending your relationship so that they can be right there for the rebound. Usually long-time friends of your girlfriend. They've never had the balls to ask her out and have hated every boyfriend she's ever had. Always beta males. Will most likely end up alone forever as they spend their whole lives chasing a girl who sees them as a little brother. Urban Dictionary

Noun: (on the satellite, to the satellite) 1. either high, drunk, or a combination of both, to the point that you feel like you are on a "sattelite" or another planet completely. 2. fucked up, out of your mind. 3. the state of mind resulting from smoking an excess amount of marijuana, in which your normal brain functioning and reaction times are drastically slower than normal. verb: (satellite'n, satelliting) 1. smoking too much marijuana, in order to reach an extreme state of highness. 2. the act of getting fucked up to the point of slowed brain functioning and reaction time. These results are usually the intention of the person. Urban Dictionary

A device which does either: 1. Orbits earth as a communications device or provides military intelligence. (Often to people who arent intelligent. Clearly the need for hundreds of them proves it). 2. A celestial body which orbits another. ie: Moon spins around Earth. 3. The unfortunate recipeient of the name "POES" which hails from NASA. NASA should try looking under "P" in an afrikaans dictionary. Im sure the directors wouldnt be impressed by the fact they are (see example:) * This is primarily amusing to South Africans. However if you knew what POES is you'd find it amusing too. I'd like to be an Astronaut!! Urban Dictionary

When your got that kid you hang out with that you don't really like and you dont want them to smoke your weed, so you make them take the last hit of the blunt and they inhale the rest of the blunt ..ending up in their lungs Urban Dictionary

Waving your phone above your head satelliting or searching for a better or ANY WiFi signal. Urban Dictionary

A hot chick's less desireable freinds. They may be fat, ugly, or just mean. Satellites are much easier to pick up than the actual hottie, but you may not admit to it tomorrow. Urban Dictionary

The condition of being so high and/or drunk that one cannot function normally. The state of being affected by one or more psychoactive drugs. Urban Dictionary

Words that are spelled similarly to satellites:
satellites, satellite, satelite, stellite, satellit, satillite.

Words that rhyme with satellites:
rights, lights, insights, heights, bites, rites, highlights, sites, tights, israelites, sights, cites, acolytes, parasites, mites, delights, sprites, frites, whites, nights, knights, civil rights, bytes, fights, spites, mennonites, luddites, footlights, neophytes, dogfights, kites, lymphocytes, bill of rights, incites, writes, headlights, ammonites, commission on human rights, flights, unites, excites, ignites, invites, appetites, blights, dolomites, lites, northern lights, playwrights, last rites, daylights, recites, slights, stylites, brights, phagocytes, urbanites, copyrights, by rights, smites, uprights, seitz, skylights, stites, shiites, megabytes, spotlights, campsites, golan heights, floodlights, geitz, crites, sleights, flashlights, socialites, soundbites, special drawing rights, festival of lights, heitz, plights, wights, nites, shipwrights, gigabytes, wrights, sulfites, jacobites, frights, searchlights, overflights, reits, backlights, rewrites, extradites, reunites, reitz, southern lights, apatites, kilobytes, suburbanites.

Adjectives that are often used to describe satellites:
artificial, soviet, geostationary, small, european, meteorological, galilean, several, military, commercial, orbiting, american, east, direct, eastern, former, scientific, operational, russian, natural, remote, domestic, unmanned, earth, made, inner, smaller, icy, planetary, active, solar, synchronous, additional, larger, outer, multiple, experimental, jovian, numerous, global, future, communist, powered, polar, altitude, mere, saturnian, largest, ray, passive, tiny, manned, navigational, stationary, sensing, visible, civilian, minor, environmental, distant, adjacent, geodetic, lesser, uranian, sophisticated, photographic, bright, irregular, advanced, geosynchronous.

Nouns that are often described by the adjective satellites:
communication, system.

Words that sound like satellites:
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