Schlongs

After all, there are half naked men walking around, schlongs barely concealed by thin, white towels. ❋ Unknown (2010)

Friday, Jan 22, 2010, 3: 30 pm: Forget that; too many muddy schlongs. ❋ Unknown (2010)

Society has not always been obsessed with big schlongs. ❋ BikeSnobNYC (2010)

With mostly men in the room sometimes meetings can end up like this: "I can recall sitting around waiting to go home while writers were sitting around pretending to masturbate and continually talking about schlongs," Lyle said in her statement. ❋ Unknown (2008)

In other words, all schlongs are the perfect eight inches if the girl is drunk enough. ❋ Unknown (2008)

Me personally, my role models have *schlongs* of which I hope to have once my *angry-inch* is extended in thailand. ❋ Unknown (2007)

I thought the proper term was a gaggle of schlongs... ahem. ❋ Ann Althouse (2006)

At least he's having fun in this game of shirts and schlongs ... ❋ RICHARD (2006)

The only thing I can figure is that they either have more money than Bill Gate$, or these guys all have schlongs that would make Ron Jeremy weep. * ahem* Not that I know who Ron Jeremy is ... ❋ Mrbradley (2000)

It's not like guys needed an anthem of penile uplift, of course-dicks are funny, but they are hardly underdogs-but not since The Full Monty has a gang of ostensible heterosexuals whirled schlongs with such winning camaraderie and heart-melting glee. ❋ Jonah Weiner (2011)

Wait. .so Dave has been thinking about ejaculating schlongs all day???? ❋ Dave In Texas (2010)

Re: Test | Death Pictures and Death Video you failed the AIDS test!? no fuckin wonder how many schlongs you been gobbling on this past decade ❋ Ahla44 (2010)

I've seen quite a few answers about penis size where the answerer exclaimed "I measured it" .13 - 16 year olds measuring their penis (must be kinda weird) and seeing 8 and sometimes 14 inches schlongs. ❋ Unknown (2009)

This comment was edited at 03 / 07 / 2009 7: 21 PM all I know is if that humperdink dude plays on that THREAT server with all the schlongs in the ❋ Unknown (2009)

Two amazing white sluts sharing two huge black schlongs in various positions in these videos ❋ Unknown (2009)

Keep in mind that these are the same people who have no problem flashing their breasts and/or schlongs at churches on St. Patrick's Day or on Gay Day. ❋ Unknown (2009)

[Hillary Clinton] got 'schlonged' by [Barack Obama] for the [Presidency] ❋ Calypso121 (2015)

Stop [fiddling] with your [schlong] Jimmy, [put it] back in ur pants. ❋ Andrewsky (2003)

[hillary] [got schlonged] ❋ Demhatz (2015)

([Brandi]) [Damn girl], you sure are moving slow this morning. ([johnnie]) OMG that guy really schlonged me good last night. ❋ Kennclie (2015)

[Jesus], [look at] his [schlong]! ❋ And. (2018)

John ruined his [sister's] wedding when he [drunkenly] whipped out his schlong in front of everyone at the [reception]. ❋ Aw Yeah (2005)

wow, [kev] has a [nice] [schlong] ❋ OLIVEEEEE (2007)

Wow, that horse has got a pretty huge schlong. [I don't know if] those [fifth graders] on their [field trip] to the zoo should be seeing this. ❋ Anonymous (2004)

Example 1) Person 1: "[Smeagle]! put that Schlong away brother!" Person 2: "Cousin thats one [big Schlong]!" Example 2) My friends t-shirt from the [hot-dog] shop ❋ Jim Bow A Kim Bow (2009)

The demonstrators were all [peaceful], but [the cops] schlonged them [anyway]. ❋ G-windsor (2016)