Scientists

What Lehrer is primarily concerned with is replicability, the term scientists use for repeating an experiment and arriving at the same result. ❋ Deepak Chopra (2011)

“Autoantibody,” the word scientists use to designate antibodies that have attacked and bound with healthy tissue in error, literally means “antibody against self.” ❋ Donna Jackson Nakazawa (2008)

Last year the International Journal of Obesity published a paper by Gortmaker and Kendrin Sonneville of Children's Hospital Boston noting that "there is a widespread assumption that increasing activity will result in a net reduction in any energy gap" - energy gap being the term scientists use for the difference between the number of calories you use and the number you consume. ❋ Unknown (2009)

Having the original Rudy from the Six Million Dollar Man as one of the scientists is also a fun bonus. ❋ Unknown (2007)

"There is a lot more to smell and human relationships than what we know as scientists," says Monell's Wysocki. ❋ Unknown (2007)

This isn't just an embarrassing faux pas, the other slug will actually bite off the stuck penis, a term scientists euphemistically called "apophallation." ❋ Unknown (2009)

A controversy over leaked e-mails exchanged among global warming scientists is part of a "smear campaign" to derail next month's United Nations climate summit in Copenhagen, one of the scientists, meteorologist Michael Mann, said Tuesday. ❋ Unknown (2009)

The satellite was engineered mostly by a team of scientists from the UK and built mostly by France and Germany. ❋ Unknown (2010)

However, the words of pro-Darwin scientists admit the “mysteries” in their research – they cannot prove the claims of their advocates. ❋ Unknown (2009)

Developing more descriptive meta-data for the huge datasets used by climate scientists is an area where software engineering and information systems research can make a useful contribution. ❋ Unknown (2009)

However, new research, including work by British scientists, is casting doubt on such claims. ❋ Unknown (2010)

The European Union, including Russia and their German trained rocket scientists, is willing if not eager to work with us to share the risks and rewards. ❋ Unknown (2010)

The biggest challenge for scientists is to keep the convenience unchanged when trying to reduce the carbon footprint. ❋ Unknown (2010)

But the sensible response to this problem is to figure out how to train scientists to be better programmers, rather than argue that some community of programmers other than scientists can take on the job instead. ❋ Unknown (2009)

[Scientists] improve the world and [you know it], [bitch]. ❋ Xjelly-jellx (2010)

The scientists didn't really want anybody's [lights on], they just pretended to [illuminate] people's lives while keeping them [in the dark] and not really telling them anything. ❋ The Original Agahnim (2021)

<scientists> The net [electron] spin of the [atoms] in this chunk of [ferromagnetic] material is not zero. Therefore, it attracts and repels other similar materials. I don't wanna talk to you. Y'all motherfuckers lyin', and gettin' me pissed! ❋ Haploido (2010)

[Coldplay's] "The Scientist" is [my favorite] song to [date]. ❋ Constantine (2004)

As a scientist, I find the mindset behind *insert cultural [atrocity]* both [horrifying] and [fascinating] and I want to study it. ❋ RavenAngel (2014)

"The model uses a multilayered [canopy] submodel of [photosynthesis] and [phenology] initially developed for the PnET-Day and PnET-II models by Aber et al." ❋ GiBe (2005)

[Evil leader]: "Is the [fusion] machine ready?" [Subordinate]: "Not yet sir, but we'll get more scientists and finish on schedule." ❋ _Henry_ (2009)

❋ Dr Agnostic (2003)

Wow, I've never [seen] [Mikey] this scientistically inclined when he's [high]! ❋ Killercoke2 (2019)

Scientists baffled as [tremors] [subside], [easing] quake fears. Jesus on toast leaves scientists baffled. ❋ Rafcio (2008)