Scrotums

Because they don't believe in scrotums; the devil created those for his usual devious purposes, whatever those happen to be. ❋ Roger Sutton (2007)

And of course the tanuki (which for some reason always have huge scrotums). ❋ Unknown (2010)

The teabaggers can go defoliate their scrotums, for all I care. ❋ Unknown (2010)

Some hairs may have moved on scrotums adjusting to the shifting drafts of hot air. ❋ Unknown (2011)

Hmm looks like they forgot the prunes, harissa and imported snail scrotums. ❋ BikeSnobNYC (2010)

It's just the ones who stick things to their scrotums who get caught. . . ❋ BikeSnobNYC (2010)

And it's nowhere near as questionable as young people tattooing their scrotums and posting videos of themselves dancing around with lightsabres on youtube. ❋ Unknown (2010)

Oh you can't read aloud about scrotums that word's too uncouth, so demote 'em to balls, nuts, or nads or just call them "the lads" but anatomy textbooks? ❋ Ccfinlay (2007)

Anonymous said ... did anybody but me think that she botched Darwin's theory? everybody was in an uproar about scrotums, but no one mentioned the bad science in any reviews I've seen. ❋ Roger Sutton (2007)

How and when the male sexual organ would face similar hegemonic legislation is unclear, but should there be a public health angle to this story a rapid increase in teabagging incidents suggests that many of America's scrotums are at least as clean as the spit valve on a french horn. ❋ Unknown (2009)

I saw scrotums on the white cake...sorry...too much V-day chocolates for me, plus a Red Bull. ❋ Jen (2009)

If any of this bunch of half-baked scrotums take this act on the road I foresee a series of urgent referrals to maxillo-facial units nationwide. ❋ Juliette (2009)

His troopers made coin purses from the scrotums of Indian men and ornaments for their saddle horns out of the vaginas of Indian women. ❋ Unknown (2009)

Maybe the Dems took advantage of the recess to have elective surgery to add some brass to their collective scrotums? ❋ Unknown (2009)

Everything Lindsay said, plus kicks to Cannon's and Kenney's scrotums scroti ? ❋ CC (2009)

I know [officer] it was strange. That [crazy old man] was [flashing] his scrotums at me. ❋ Alex Rosenstock (2008)

We knew [Carl] had been scrotumed when he [doubled] over and could not draw a [breath] to tell us where it hurt. ❋ Bob Velvetta (2017)

[Oh noes], my scrotum! ❋ Yaziyo (2006)

[Sing] the [Scrotum song]. ❋ The Song Master (2008)

My scrotum was itching [like a mother] so I shoved my hands down my pants and [scratched] until I [bled]. ❋ Falken (2003)

Bruh [you came] from a scrotum [lololol] *looks at [newborn baby]* Without my scrotum, you’d be nothing. ❋ Smartguy987654321 (2020)

A [nurse] caused [scrotumitis] to a male patient, while [maneuvering] them to the edge of a bed to help them up. ❋ StPatricksDay (2018)

The very real irony of the [incoming] president filling out his [cabinet] with SCROTUM is that [none of them] has any real balls. ❋ Paulpaxman (2017)

"[If it] hadn't been for my scrotum, that [swift kick] to the balls could have been [worse]" ❋ Alan Mclauchlan (2005)

My scrotum gets [sweaty] and [smells] a bit so I have to [wash] it. ❋ DeMarkest (2008)