Seatless

DALLAS — The National Football League offered 2012 Super Bowl tickets to disgruntled ticket holders left seatless at Sunday's big game, as Texas officials downplayed the effects a series of snafus might have on their chances to snag future big events. ❋ Reed Albergotti (2011)

Aaron Rodgers may be the star of the day-after-the-Super-Bowl press conference this morning, but Commissioner Roger Goodell first took a moment to apologize to fans who were seatless Sunday. ❋ Cindy Boren (2011)

In a six-by-eight-foot jail cell, there's barely room for a bunk, a seatless toilet, and a postage-sized sink. ❋ David Chura (2011)

The NFL offered 2012 Super Bowl tickets to fans left seatless for Sunday's game, the most watched ever. ❋ Unknown (2011)

Mischief, the piece that lends this survey its title, is a seatless chair with white bin bags strewn from one leg. ❋ Unknown (2011)

Yes, trials riders and sodomy enthusiasts can now rejoice, for a reader informs me that seatless riding is finally legal in the Land of the Epic Burrito: ❋ BikeSnobNYC (2010)

Add a seatless seatway to the mix, ribbed & textured pursuit bars, & it would start resemble mr. garrison's south park vehicle... ❋ BikeSnobNYC (2010)

As a little boy who just needed to go to the bathroom, I tried, futilely, to take a leak into a single, seatless toilet in front of a cell full of men. ❋ Tom Matlack (2010)

Those who were about to be deported or had been recalcitrant were placed in two oppressive holding rooms, which are windowless and seatless. ❋ Unknown (2010)

Giving up and accepting volatile but inevitably seatless transit on the prison-on-wheels they laughingly call the New Year's Eve nightbus. ❋ Unknown (2010)

For another intentional seatless bike, see www.fatboycycles.com/teachingcancertocry. ❋ BikeSnobNYC (2010)

Two of the cells were just normal, nine-by-nine, with a metal bunk and a sink and a seatless metal toilet. ❋ Jennifer Weiner (2009)

In a maximum-security cell — about the size of a bus-stop shelter, with two steel bunks and a seatless toilet — I used a golf pencil sharpened on the cement-block wall to document the characters, cockroaches, suicide attempts, and deaths. ❋ Unknown (2009)

Who doesn't love six-inning games, chin-strapped helmets, those I WON'T CHEAT! arm patches and Little League Hill, the grassy, seatless fan field beyond the outfield wall? ❋ Unknown (2009)

Does the wrist cast on the aesthete and the presence of a front brake on the seatless bike suggest some enlightenment was gained after the original brakeless bike was ridden? ❋ BikeSnobNYC (2009)