Shammies

Recent "comeback attempts" by Cruise and Spears -- two publicity super shammies -- and Michael Jackson's recently announced "curtain call" concerts in London are separated from Estefan story by a miles-wide crevasse of entitlement. ❋ Unknown (2009)

I woke up this morning thinking about Shammies, and how I used to dread every other Tuesday in Grade 5 because it was MY SHAMMY DAY, and I had to go beat the chalk board shammies against the side of the school, and the sweet smell that came out of them was disgusting. ❋ Withkerth (2004)

Maybe I am subconsiously thinking of Philosophy, and somehow shammies have something to do with Why We Are All Here, and so that just means I'm smarter than all of you. ❋ Withkerth (2004)

So Mercedes stands on the school porch, beating shammies against the stone steps, unable to shake an uneasy feeling, even though she knows that any girl would be perfectly safe with Cornelius “Father Pie” Murphy. ❋ Macdonald Ann-Marie (1996)

Mercedes watches till Frances is out of sight, then she takes a deep breath, collects her brushes and shammies and returns to class, hoping for the best. ❋ Macdonald Ann-Marie (1996)

They rubbed it with pink feather dusters, buffed it with white shammies and coated it with polymer sealant. ❋ Unknown (2011)

Of all the products shammies are actually not that bad, they are one of the only products that pretty much do what they say. ❋ Unknown (2009)

I dont know what these people keep talking about I bought sham wow and it SUCKS it just pushed the liquid around and did NOT absorb it at all, its a piece of crap use real car shammies, paper towels, sponges, or regular dishrags and you'd get way better results.

One dumb infomercial and somehow they are *****. on 06 / 04 / 2009, -0 / +1Yeah why this guy have to rag on shammies? ❋ Unknown (2009)

Its ability to dry almost instantly is another reason why people use shammies. ❋ Unknown (2009)

The gaff when it comes to shammies are that they cost them pennies and it's the biggest mark-up product they sell. ❋ Unknown (2009)

Mops and shammies were the apparent standout sellers, as many of the visitors carried away one or the other.

Hey [would you like to] [go to work] all day? [Hell no]! Im off, im going to go get shammy. ❋ Naharfenater (2014)

“[Can I] please have a [pint] of [shammy shammy]” ❋ Sp00kyd0ge (2020)

1. Damn I [miss] HIIMCAPSLOCK ... that Shammy guy is [so mainstream]. 2. "I wanna fuck the [Krogan].." - Shammy ❋ Pepestein (2017)

[eww] [whats] that?" "go [get the] shammy ❋ Stackattack (2011)

Who let [shammy] out of the ocean? not me. The spokesperson for [travelocity] is [Shammy]. Shammy needs to send food to the starving children in Ethiopia. Shammy bowls with a Frog who cannot spell Ethiopia. Mirrors worldwide fear Shammy. You are looking quite shammy tonight, go on [Weight Watchers]. Warner Bros misnamed their movie, it really should have been Free Shammy. What a great line; watch out or Shammy might jack it. ❋ Save A Whale (2006)

[that guy] is shammi i [tell] you! ❋ Interpretor (2006)

[Wow]... [That girl] is Shammi! ❋ SSRRRR (2013)

[Naveen]: Did ya see [Ravi] during the presentation? He was acting all weird with those irrelevant questions [Akhil]: Told ya! He's a real Shammi ❋ Metalsoap (2019)

example1: I used my [shammy] to [dry off] my vehicle. example2: the [shamwow guy] was selling shamwows on tv. example3: man that guy i slept with last night was really shammy. example4: did you here about that shamrock guy i heard hes the worlds greatest fighter. example5:i slept with that guy last night he was really shammy (awesome). ❋ Last Legacy (2011)

[Dang], this shammy [owns] everyone. Shammies are [overpowered]. ❋ Master_pally (2006)