Sharpeners

Diamonds are for knife sharpeners and lapidary tools, DeBeers diamond cartel has a monopoly on diamonds worldwide and has run the price up per carat way way beyond the price would be otherwise. ❋ Unknown (2009)

Unique Product Solutions has filed false marking suits against companies that make golf balls, saw sharpeners, specialty arrow heads, a magnetic toy called the Original Wooly Willy, among others. ❋ Dionne Searcey (2011)

A. G Russell and Spyderco make these type of sharpeners. ❋ Unknown (2009)

These days however, I truly must purchase my own basic supplies for even that which is expected of me; shelving for my room, copy paper, paper clips, staples, pencils, pencil sharpeners (even the hand crank one), etc. ❋ Lee Kolbert (2010)

This was the flash-judgement of a complete stranger I met a few months ago whilst swallowing a few sharpeners in a London bar. ❋ Joe Mott (2011)

He regarded them, along with pencil sharpeners, as unwarranted intrusions into traditional culture. ❋ John Leo (2011)

We pulled our dullest cutting devices out of the kitchen drawer and tried out a collection of knife sharpeners. ❋ Matthew Amster-Burton (2011)

He was and is a total innocent, struck mute by the hum-drum of existence, gaping at butterflies and automatic pencil sharpeners alike, as mystical as a medieval epileptic. ❋ Joshua Moses (2011)

And so the saw sharpeners would ask them to come - the kids, you know, they were just little kids - to come down and listen while they were sharpening it and to give them a signal when the saw sharpener had found the tempered harmony in the steel. ❋ Unknown (2010)

“Less” private health insurance means a smaller budget than would otherwise be the case for this item, which means more money for everything else, including dividends, acquisitions, debt reduction, pencil sharpeners, and yes, wages. ❋ Unknown (2010)

Its proudest boast — an ethernet port at every seat — now sounds as obsolete in the wi-fi age as blotting paper and quill sharpeners. ❋ Matt Ridley (2011)

And their father wanted his saw blades to have that same kind of temper that - and so the saw sharpeners every day at noon would sharpen the blade to make the blade cut better going through the green wood. ❋ Unknown (2010)

“[Fancy] a [sharpener] at [lunchtime]?” ❋ Spalding (2019)

That [darn] [sharpener] broke my [pencil lead] in one twist! ❋ Ok’nt Boomer’t (2019)

Hey [Frank], my girlfriend gave my dick [the sharpener] last night! [Best sex] of my life. ❋ Mr ZSP (2020)

[Quilting] [sharpen], video game sharpen, p90x sharpen, walk the dog sharpen, [fedalio] shapen. There are so many more examples. ❋ KELBEL13 (2009)

O i am going to stick my pencil in your [sharpener] tonight, and we all know you'll [enjoy that] *[wink wink]* ❋ Bigbird90 (2005)

Man, she [ain't even] hot but you [keep] [sharpening]. ❋ LBOT (2011)

I went to [Georges] [house] to do some [hardcore] sharpening today ❋ Banter1235 (2014)

"What's up with Joe today?" "Oh, he ran out of sauce for his [morning sharpener]. He's feeling a bit [twitchy], is all." "[Poor bastard]." ❋ CredibleHulk84 (2017)

Geez [Dennis] and Jim have stood around all day [penis sharpening] about what they did during [the blizzard]. ❋ Wittle Buddy Squarepants (2010)

[Yo dude] [me and] [that girl] were sharpening the pencil last night. ❋ Big Mike5334 (2010)