Shit Happens

This weekend was a reminder as to why you never waste a ton of money on a laptop - they are delicate and shit-happens. ❋ Tim Stevens (2010)

Will you just kick their ass or ask the UN for permission, what if some innocents get killed, you know fog-of-war, shit-happens etc, is that alright, toss the moral stature bs when it's inconvenient, or is some moral stature and unilateralism more equal. ❋ Unknown (2008)

I didn’t know whether her choice of Aaron—and he was certainly a choice and not a result of that shit-happens attitude that so many kids assume—was rebellion or a positive love. ❋ Ann Pearlman (2009)

Guy 1: "dude, did you hear what [happened]?" [Guy 2]: "shit happens. [So what's] new?" ❋ HigherChamp (2014)

Taoism: Shit Happens. Hinduism: This shit happened before. Islam: If shit happens, take hostages. Buddhism: If shit happens is it really shit? Protestantism: Shit happens if you work hard. Catholicism: Shit Happens, I deserve it. 7th Day [Adventist]:Shit happens on Saturday. Mormonism: Knock Knock, Shit Happens. Judaism: Why does shit happen to me? Krishnaism: Shit happens, ring a dingy ding. Jehovah's Witness:People now [living will] see shit happen. Paganism: Each shit has its own name. Atheism: Bullshit! [TV Evangelism]: Send more shit. Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this shit. Sunday School student:I gotta go! ❋ FridgeRaider (2004)

Dont [feel bad] about it [man, shit] [happens]! ❋ Paul Egan (2003)

[Laurie]: I spent my paycheck on drugs and now [the landlord] is kicking me out for not paying rent. Leah: [Shit happens]. ❋ Laurie *is Hot* (2005)

shit happens, [usually] to me, so you'll [be alright] ❋ Emily Laura (2005)

Tom: I got fired yesterday. Our company's [cutting back]. Jack: That sucks. Tom: Yeah, [shit happens]. ----------------------------------------------------- Fan: You just stepped in a huge pile of dog shit! [Forrest Gump]: It happens. Fan: What, shit? Forrest Gump: Sometimes. ❋ Teal Tower (2010)

News/TV broadcast: This morning a terrible tragedy occured. One quarter of much-admired [Liverpudlian] band the Beatles and world peace activist, John Lennon has been shot. [In other news] the Spice Girls have released another single and hope to tour every club worldwide shortly. World: Well I guess [bad shit] happens. ❋ Bishbashbosh (2009)

A fictitious explanation of the origin of this phrase occurs in the 1994 movie Forrest Gump. During his [capricious] run, an enthusiastic fan running alongside him points out to Forrest that he has just stepped in a pile of [dog feces]. When Forrest replies, "It happens," the fan replies, "What, shit?", to which Forrest replies, "Sometimes". The fan is then unwittingly inspired to create the "[Shit Happens]" bumper sticker. wikipedia ❋ Minthos (2010)

Jerry: Hey man, im [dealing] with some heavy stuff right now. [Timothy]: [shit happens]. ❋ Deathmonger72 (2017)

The blasted soldier was trying to say: I'm stuck over here and she is back home. She met someone else. I'm over here. This is how this kind of shit happens, because he was blaming the military for shipping him overseas. What came out of the soldier was: [ah'm] [shruck] ova heer an shees back home. [Sheez] met summ one cuz ah'm ova here. An thatz, Shit happens. ❋ Biker Dude (2009)