Shitbox

I got a small plastic patio end table ($5) and put my laundry hamper on top of it, with the shitbox underneath. ❋ Unknown (2009)

Betwixt the hamper and the plastic table, I laid down an old apron to cover the side of said shitbox. ❋ Unknown (2009)

Ginnie knew what a shitbox I was living in in Brooklyn, so she said I could stay here while she was gone. ❋ Andrew Shelden (2012)

You guys have stolen the Republican Party, and have taken the rusted, gas guzzling shitbox out for Sunday spin, while the Republicans are left to plot and ponder their next move from the confines of a white-walled nuthouse. ❋ Unknown (2010)

"I'm only in this shitbox because I made a couple of bad bets when it came to reallocating some supplies." ❋ Hradzka (2010)

One second Jordan was standing six feet away from Kevin Oliphant, and the next he had the man backed up against the rattling living room wall of the shitbox apartment that smelled like fried food and stale farts. ❋ Jennifer Weiner (2009)

Five days later, when he was out in the parking lot on a scalding afternoon, Vikki Gaddis had driven off the highway in a shitbox leaking smoke from every rusted crack in the car body. ❋ James Lee Burke (2009)

I got a small plastic patio end table $5 and put my laundry hamper on top of it, with the shitbox underneath. ❋ Unknown (2009)

Down the aisle between two rows of vehicles, he saw the chain-locked gates he would have to exit with whatever truck or SUV or compact shitbox he managed to boost. ❋ James Lee Burke (2009)

Got shut out of that shitbox, gunshot splintering to matchsticks. ❋ Lemon Hound (2009)

Preferably with a 9pm show to combat Hannity, and send Abrams to the 6pm hour to replace that shitbox show "Race for the White House". ❋ Unknown (2009)

True, your new shitbox might only last you a year, but by that time your unemployment will have run out. ❋ Unknown (2009)

Tell us now or we'll rip that shitbox to shreds. "" ❋ Unknown (2009)

[Jesus Fucking Christ] your [car] is a shitbox [dude]. ❋ Catspleen (2003)

[My friend's] shitbox [92] [acura] will never get him pussy. ❋ NICK3189 (2007)

[Did you] [see] that shitbox he was [driving]? ❋ Theseeker (2003)

I'm not buying your shitbox. The [scrap] [yard] will [take it]. ❋ Whowantspeas (2018)

I wish I was [driving] my [GTO] instead of this [SHITBOX]. ❋ Tractorfix (2003)

'let me [try and] [print] from this shitbox' ❋ Ralph Owen (2003)

I was playing my [Shit-Box] yesterday. I [discovered] 5 new [buttons] somewhere around the east-side. ❋ Bastardized Bottomburp (2003)

I make 80 [grand], but all I can afford is this shitbox near the [entrance] to the [Jersey turnpike]. ❋ Slappy (2005)

[Geesh] dude, that [Shitbox] [stinks]!!!! ❋ Shawn (2003)

The look on [Dean's] face was [indescribable] after [Waan] poured the contents of the shitbox on his face ❋ Smokey68 (2008)