Shithead

“Gentlemen,” said Skinny, “I want the record to show I have never in my life been called a shithead, not since I was a young boy.” ❋ Joseph Heller (1994)

Reportedly, during a Senate Republican luncheon, when a colleague demanded an apology because McCain had called him a "shithead," McCain responded: "I apologize, but you're still a shithead." ❋ Unknown (2008)

Although Lindh was seriously wounded, starving, freezing, and exhausted, U.S. soldiers blindfolded and handcuffed him naked, scrawled "shithead" across the blindfold, duct-taped him to a stretcher for days in an unheated and unlit shipping container, threatened him with death, and posed with him for pictures. ❋ Unknown (2008)

Apparently, in their world, calling Mr. Sidarth a "shithead" is somehow acceptable. ❋ Unknown (2006)

The Family Ties star and manic blogger is calling people "shithead" and "human waste" for spamming her Twitter homepage, unaware she's seeing a new feature announced over a month ago. ❋ Unknown (2009)

I was ruder than I should have been with the "shithead" comment. ❋ Unknown (2009)

Victim, i was on your side until you called Marcuse a 'shithead' ... surely as a self-proclaimed 'Marxist' you can see the worth in many of the Gramscian concepts presented in one-dimensional man? ❋ Unknown (2009)

• Hoder: A strong majority of this 'shithead' have chosen this man to run their country. ❋ Unknown (2008)

The more traditional designations for the scum of the earth such as "shithead", "schmuck" and "fucking asshole" are being cast aside in favor of this more exotic epitaph. ❋ Unknown (2009)

Why I totally get it to an extent and then go, yeah, but after that point it seems to be used to either make a) you feel like a shithead or b) make someone else in your life feel like a shithead which is ironic since you're supposed to maintain that blessed positivity in face of F'ING everything. ❋ Unknown (2008)

After talking with many of Steve's colleagues, Issacson discovered that to Steve, "You were either a shithead or a hero, one or the other, sometimes on the same day." ❋ John M. Eger (2012)

Drug laws exist in the US for only 2 reasons, shithead. ❋ Unknown (2010)

And you pulled these fictional numbers from what part of your stupid ass, shithead? ❋ Unknown (2010)

He was responsible for being one of the most instrumental figures to win the biggest war the entire planet has ever seen; what did Chimpy McFlightsuit win, shithead? ❋ Unknown (2010)

The safety of we Americans on airliners with men that literally have their underwear wired for bombs is not to be trifle with, Senator DeMint, you shithead. ❋ Unknown (2010)

Did that little shithead hurt you? asked Tony, heated. ❋ Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi (2011)

“Five and a half days then, you shithead,” Bender said. ❋ Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi (2011)

[Sid] you shithead, you got your mates wife pregnant and continued to bang her while [rejecting], lying, and trying to deceive your own family for another eight years. Did you really think they had [shit for brains] too? ❋ Chuddie (2016)

mr K-Y is a shithead, he tried to accuse his co-worker of using subtle moves and also compared his co-worker to a [sinister] and bitesome [cobra], but they are all nothing [but fucking] lies. ❋ It Is Not Your Business (2019)

Do not [speak to that] shithead over there. [Max] is a total shithead. [Frank you] shithead, I could have been killed! ❋ Tom Main (2003)

Bill: Did you see that prepubescent faggot [Beiber] singing love songs and dancing around like a [wind-up] monkey? Joe: Oh yeah, that [butt-plug]. He's a shithead. And it literally looks like he has a shithead. Bill: I am pretty certain that he did probably pull his head out of some guy's asshole. ❋ Backspinboy (2010)

The lady filling out the [birth certificate] said, "For the third time, [ma'am], you cannot name your daughter [Shithead], no matter how you pronounce it." ❋ Wallamh (2003)

That shithead thinks furries [fursuit] and screw each other. "I will go to a game where I am a complete [newb] and be disrespectful to veterans! I think I shall call them 'Sheep fucker wannabe [nigger jew] lizard'." ❋ Berkie (2004)

1. Only a true shithead would light himself [on fire] while naked looking for publicity on YouTube. 2. He gone and [blew] his lips off sucking them through that [soda] bottle... what a shithead!! ❋ Cheeto Dust (2015)

[Hey] [Sid] you shithead ❋ Chuddie (2016)

4,500 Shitheads attended [City's] [home game] against [MK Dons] on Saturday. ❋ Irene1883 (2017)

[Ashton Kutcher] is [a fucking] [lame ass] shithead ❋ Magicmarkermassacre (2005)