Shoplifting

The paper challenges the conventional wisdom that the observed rise in shoplifting calls for intensified monitoring and higher prices, showing that a rational response to increased shoplifting involves a reduction in both monitoring and prices. ❋ Unknown (2009)

A North Yorkshire Police orator said: 'First as well as foremost, shoplifting is the rapist corruption as well as to justify this march of action under any circumstances is rarely irresponsible. ❋ Admin (2009)

'The regard that shoplifting is the most appropriate choice that the small people have been left with is the grim indictment of who you are. ❋ Admin (2009)

But let me add that by your reasoning, the fact that almost everyone thinks that shoplifting should be a crime, whereas almost everyone thinks that discrimination should be punished as a less serious civil matter, means that almost everyone thinks that shoplifting is more serious than discrimination, which by your lights means that everyone is a racist. ❋ Unknown (2010)

David Bernstein: But let me add that by your reasoning, the fact that almost everyone thinks that shoplifting should be a crime, whereas almost everyone thinks that discrimination should be punished as a less serious civil matter, means that almost everyone thinks that shoplifting is more serious than discrimination, which by your lights means that everyone is a racist. ❋ Unknown (2010)

Meanwhile, how about some lessons in shoplifting from some petty thieves. ❋ Unknown (2009)

There are many benefits to being Anglican; Christmas shoplifting is just one of them. ❋ Unknown (2009)

After all, a charge of shoplifting is very concrete. ❋ Unknown (2010)

I guess Christmas, the credit crunch and the annual rise in shoplifting has caught everyone out this year. ❋ Inspector Gadget (2008)

Minor shoplifting is to be avoided not because it's wrong (is it really wrong to boost a candy bar from an evil corporation?) but because you might get caught and suffer the consequences. ❋ Unknown (2008)

Alienated, hostile, I had begun to accompany Jeffrey on his boosts, as he termed his shoplifting sorties. ❋ Unknown (2009)

Best Buy stores sport large boards with mysterious numbers on them; it turns out that they refer to how much shoplifting is going on in the store, how it has fared at selling Sports Illustrated subscriptions, extended warranties and credit-cards. ❋ Unknown (2006)

But part of being not-evil is that you have to incur liability over and above that which your counsel recommends as the safest path -- just as a shop-owner can't reasonably ask all her customers to submit to a strip-search to contain shoplifting liability, Google shouldn't ask all its users to submit to an unreasonable restriction on their speech in order to contain the spread of negative information about its service. ❋ Unknown (2003)

Actress Winona Ryder has been arrested for illegal drug possession and shoplifting from a Saks Fifth Avenue boutique. ❋ Unknown (2001)

Personally, I think shoplifting is really a kind of minor charge that doesn’t in any way describe one’s moral fibre. ❋ Unknown (2008)

I don’t know a single person who would feel comfortable shoplifting from a bricks and mortar store but many of those same people don’t think a second about shoplifting digital goods (using pirated versions of software, music, video). ❋ Unknown (2006)

[Shoplifting] is not a crime but [a sport] for those who are broke or have [nothing better to do] at walmart. ❋ Lucky Number 27 (2009)

1. wow that guys shoplifting hes gunna get caught 2. JESUS he [strong look] at him shoplifting [tescos] 3. What a tard, shoplifting like that. I think this is is [7th] time up, he needs a job ❋ Alf-ace (2008)

[P1]: "I [went] shoplifting today." [P2]: "Nice, what did you get?" ❋ Lelsy (2018)

Did you [hookup] with that guy last night? [Not really], I kinda [ended] up shoplifting him... ❋ Kayharvey (2018)

the shoplifter [stole] $20.[00] from the [cash register] ❋ Ajwalias (2008)

Did you see Lisa? She just took those [earrings] out of [the package] and put them in her sleeve! Wow it's real cool to [shoplift]. I wish I had those crappy earrings. ❋ K-Ray (2005)

Since the [young man] was caught [Winona Rydering], he was banned from [the store]. ❋ Weapon (2004)

­"I [shoplifted] condoms in [drugstore] !..." "They shoplifted those brand new Nike shoes in [sportcenter]." ❋ Karah (2007)

Hey dude, this sticker is [steezy] *dome slap*, you [shoplifted] [my word], you pirate ❋ Jbn/gstache Duo (2007)

[Ashley's] girlfriend thought they were having [regular sex], but he was really [shoplifting]. ❋ James Gexton (2008)