Shorthanded

David Steckel (3: 16) and Matt Hendricks (3: 06) led the team in shorthanded time on ice. ❋ Katie Carrera (2010)

Vinny is one of our regular penalty killers, and he's up among the leaders in shorthanded goals and points. ❋ Unknown (2007)

Staal - taken second by the Penguins - led the NHL in shorthanded goals and finished with 42 points before scoring three goals in five playoff games. ❋ Unknown (2007)

The coach makes the decision, and it is usually based on a simple question: Who do I use least in shorthanded situations? ❋ Unknown (2003)

Sean Burke made 11 of his 31 saves in shorthanded situations and ❋ Unknown (2002)

Yellow Jackets, who remain shorthanded in the backfield due to injuries. ❋ Unknown (2002)

DETROIT (Ticker) -- Being shorthanded is not a desirable situation for most teams, but the Detroit Red Wings seem to thrive at it. ❋ Unknown (2002)

The Islanders have had plenty of practice in shorthanded situations. ❋ Unknown (2001)

Coming into here, you know they beat us in Philly, and we were kind of shorthanded, not having (Rodney) Buford and Tyrone ❋ Unknown (2001)

Ultimately, their lack of discipline (they were shorthanded 31 times, compared to 23 for San Jose) and their inability to capitalize on the power play (4 for 23) proved to be the difference. ❋ Unknown (2010)

Always shorthanded, always struggling with broken equipment, always juggling other, more lucrative jobs, Mr. Penn had things on his mind. ❋ Annie Proulx (2011)

On the day they formally announced shortstop Jose Reyes and infielder Daniel Murphy—two of the top five hitters in the National League this season—were heading to the disabled list, the Mets showed that being shorthanded isn't necessarily an impediment against the lowly San Diego Padres. ❋ Mike Sielski (2011)

Sweden is dumping public health care for privatized options, moving towards a US system, UK fires nurses and qualified personnel leaving itself shorthanded. ❋ Unknown (2009)

While the penalty kill is thriving, successful in enduring 30 of the last 32 times shorthanded, the power play has scored just three times in 35 tries. ❋ Katie Carrera (2011)

The puck bounced over his stick at the blue line on the Capitals' only power play, he tripped and it resulted in a two-on-one and shorthanded goal for Joe Pavelski and afterward Coach Bruce Boudreau said he should have found a way to block the shot that resulted in San Jose's third goal. ❋ Unknown (2011)

John Carlson and Karl Alzner led the team in shorthanded time against Tampa Bay, with 2:53 and 2:37 respectively, and the two were charged with guarding against the top line of Ryan Malone, Steven Stamkos and Martin St. Louis when it remained intact. ❋ Katie Carrera (2011)

He even pinch-ran in non-interleague play this year, when the Yankees were shorthanded against Baltimore. ❋ Daniel Barbarisi (2011)

Honestly, we are kind of shorthanded this evening. ❋ Chris Lynch (2011)

I fought, served and sacrificed in Afghanistan during the previous administration and it was always understood that we were shorthanded because of Iraq. ❋ Unknown (2009)

The outfit was still shorthanded, but each company had a captain. ❋ David A. Clary (2011)

Idiot: hey guyz wat up Smart Person: Nothing much, you? Idiot: lolZ, i [wsa] jus t @ my [cuzzins] house Smart Person: Cool, what did you do there? Idiot: we playd some halo, den we went outsid 2 plya sum basket ball Idiot: we had a [lto] of [fnu] Smart Person: I have no idea what you just said, please stop shorthanding. Idiot: lolZ @ dat! Idiot: no wya!! -Note: This took me around 10 minutes to write.- ❋ Krazykushluk (2006)

Noob: yo, [waddap] dawg. hw u do n? Human: I'm doing fine. Noob: wna [hnq] out sumtym? lyk @ da moves? Human: Ugh, I'm sorry can you please type regular? I can't understand. Noob: i em [typin] rglar. izz [sumtn] rong? Human: Oh, my fucking God... Your shorthand is killing my eyesight. Noob: nah, chll homee. i got disz [undah] [cntrl]. Human: What the fuck are you saying like seriously? You are giving me a fucking headache. I think I'm going to have a brain hemorrhage because of you. Noob: wuts dat? bryn hamrge? Human: Oh, my God.. That's it I'm out. Human has left the conversation. Noob: yo dawg? u der? Your message could not be sent to all recipients. ❋ Allergictobullshit (2010)

From a movie [dialogue] list: MAN: How about posting a guard outside of her house? [POLICEMAN]: We're [shorthanded]. ❋ Kristoff11 (2007)

1. Need to go to the stor to by food. An i need sum fud. 2. "LoLz, TAht Iz ZO Fuunneh! I [LUvz] ity@! LA0ol!" "Wtf? What are you saying?" "LoLZ N0)B! You GheySX!1 Im Spekkin ShrtHAd!" "That isnt shorthand [nubtard]. This is." "[NOeZ]! Tis ISs ShrtNd!" " Shut up." ❋ Inanimate (2007)

Illiterate: "ya dis is [shorthand] u [lozer] [ts] easier 2 type lyk dis n dont take as long" ❋ Morava (2007)

"u r [gr8]!" "PLEASE stop the terrible [shorthand], because [you don't say], 'Grrr with a number eight' when in a real conversation do you? That is, if you are ever OFF the Internet?!" ❋ Bucket Life (2007)

Bob got pissed off when an old [bitty] line jumped - so instead of giving the old bitch a [full one] [finger salute] - he gave it to her in shorthand. ❋ Silly Sunnystration (2012)

I can never understand why people use Shorthand Typing [like this]: 'plz' [instead] of please; 'jst' instead of just; 'cuz' instead of because; 'dat' instead of that, and [so on]. ❋ Alexis-Relationship Terrorist (2009)

I feel like no one respects [the English language] anymore, just by using internet shorthand like: omg, wtf, n00b, lol, [srsly] stfu, [ttyl], etc. ❋ Sway- (2007)

[Pablo Escobar]: Knock Knock. [El Chapo]: Who’s there? Pablo Escobar: Mustache. El Chapo: Mustache who? Pablo Escobar: I mustache you a question, but I’ll shave it for later. El Chapo: 4ha Pablo Escobar: Great use of [ha shorthand]! ❋ Sml12 (2018)