Slite

Ai wunderd iffn Ai got teh letturz rong – Ai haz slite diselksia an sumtiemz getfings mikst up, bud Ai chekked an dey do stan fur cardio pulmonary resuscitation STN! ❋ Unknown (2009)

Adn iffn a catberee lands on yur hed yu mite feel a slite prikklin ov teh poytee endz in yur hare! ❋ Unknown (2009)

Unfortunately they had a slite akksident, when u givvd tehm the directions u shud not has had them come by way of Cliffsied Drive! ❋ Unknown (2009)

Taht wuz waht we awlwaiz drank wehn wee had teh slite sore throtes! an had trubble singing! ❋ Unknown (2008)

Ai ar having a slite cayse ov teh melon collies tonite – so this iz verree welcom! ❋ Unknown (2008)

Yesh, dere is a slite risk dat u wud find urself in a secure instichewshun, inna room wif padded walls! ❋ Unknown (2008)

February 26, 2008 at 7:29 am onst sumwon sed, “mais oui” and i just fot dey was sayin my naem wif a slite speech impedidididment. ❋ Unknown (2008)

Purrhaps furst hand, oberhand, underhand and slite ov hand! ❋ Unknown (2008)

Yiss plz, Ai need 2 hab lossa hawt drinks – yesserdai Ai had slite ohaipurrfermia! ❋ Unknown (2008)

January 19, 2008 at 1:07 pm sadlee noe, Ai jus had a slite aksident wit a boddul ob wyn awn fry dai nite an it tokk til Caturdai afternoon Bfore Ai maed it owt ob bed! ❋ Unknown (2008)

Teh dai b4 yesserdai wuz so cowld Ai had slite hypofermia! ❋ Unknown (2008)

August 20, 2008 at 2:18 pm u mite feelz a slite bitin sensaytion wen ai bytes ur hand off ❋ Unknown (2008)

April 30, 2007 at 2:43 am wiz zis slite of hand I pull ze cloth – and ze meelk it goez VWALLA! into mi mouf! ❋ Unknown (2007)

And now I have brought you to something, that you can get your own living, you begin to slite me. ❋ Anonymous (N/A)

Banner is wavin 'round loose again, and that there don't seem to be anything the matter with the Goddess of Liberty beyond a slite cold. ❋ Unknown (1865)

She cum, and caushusly and carefully I put my knoes neer her, and sure enuf I culdnt smell nothin but a slite oder of cloride of lime and a lingerin of carbollick acid. ❋ Metta Victoria Fuller Victor (1858)

The driver was goin to leeve the galley enyway, but the Casheer pade him to hawl it back, and rote Mr. Roache that there boy was laberin under a slite abberashun of the mind wen he ordered it. ❋ Metta Victoria Fuller Victor (1858)

At this time we had but very few men upon the sick list, and these had but slite complaints. ❋ Unknown (1767)

*slite startle az she realizez Sneeky Pete has sidled up into her purr sonall spacelike areyuh* ❋ Unknown (2008)