Slobber

(Maybe not someone who floats outside their bedroom window at night, not least because slobber is hard to scrub off of windows, but I’m going to assume that if they don’t fall in love with a gravity-defying vampire, this won’t be a problem.) (Yeah, the stalkery thing is not awesome, but it’s not exactly a new and outrageous theme in western lit. ❋ Unknown (2009)

Good times were had and I got covered in dog slobber, which is perfectly okay with me. ❋ Scorpi07 (2005)

Well thanks for the kudos though us fussy femmes don't do "slobber"? ❋ Elizabeth McClung (2007)

Clover is good medicine for a sick horse, but because of its action on the salivary glands is apt to make work horses "slobber" at certain seasons. ❋ Various (N/A)

A bad rifle shot or a bad shotgun shot can and does "slobber" his game by hitting it in the wrong places or with the outer fringe of his pattern. ❋ Saxton Pope (1900)

You are about to see new depths of lies, hate, and right-wing slobber on this one. ❋ Unknown (2010)

Enough with the Michael Jackson wall to wall slobber fest. ❋ Unknown (2009)

Nosler and Speer will sell you one with a B. C.s of .519 and .533, respectively; in a reasonably fast twist barrel, those will defy wind drift better than the 140 grain 6. 5s and 190 grain. 30s we all slobber over. ❋ Unknown (2009)

It won't so long as our Noise Media continues to slobber all over him, eat out of his hand, and not question or scrutinize him. ❋ Unknown (2009)

In the very specific post you slobber over yourself at great length to quote someone else, I affirm nothing. ❋ Unknown (2010)

Worse than the fur, my angel feels an instinctive need to share his slobber with everyone who enters the house. ❋ Jack Canfield (2011)

This lady makes me sick just like the OBAMA slobber fest. ❋ Unknown (2009)

Rep. Barney Franks, does this guy have teeth? slobber slobber, wipes his lip … … … … …. ❋ Unknown (2009)

They were pretty docile, though they did slobber a bit on the floor. ❋ Marshall Heyman (2012)

With memories of "Saludos Amigos," "Black Orpheus" and Carmen Miranda swirling in my brain, I wondered if someone would show up wearing a tropical-fruit headdress, and, sure enough, someone did—a bulldog, Luiz, whose slobber dangles from his mouth like misplaced pendant earrings. ❋ Joe Morgenstern (2011)

From the back of an SUV, peering out of a dog kennel, he looked into my eyes as slobber hung from his huge jowls. ❋ Jack Canfield (2011)

Hopefully they will also remember not to slobber on anyone. posted by Deron Bauman in animals, pets | * | 6 comments comments range on ❋ Unknown (2009)

But through it all, I have a 70-pound Clumber Spaniel angel, sent to me from my beloved husband, who helps me realize that life is short and that some slobber in your life is okay, as long as it comes from a funny, furry angel. ❋ Jack Canfield (2011)

Don't slobber on her [shoulder] when you [dance] with her. ❋ Dan Drzewiecki (2003)

Jake : Mmmm! Mmmm! La! La! La! [Kiersten] : Oh Jake I love when you Slobber [on my neck]! Jake : Mmmm! Mmmm! La! La! La! Kiersten : Oh Jake I love when you Slobber in my [arm pit]! Jake : Mmmm! Mmmm! La! La! La! Kiersten : Oh Jake I love when you Slobber on my breasts! Jake : Mmmm! Mmmm! La! La! La! Kiersten : Oh Jake I love when you Slobber on my pussy! Jake : Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Oh Kiersten I love when you Slobber on my balls! Kiersten : Uh Jake honey im looking right at you how can I be Slobbering on your balls? Steve : MMMMMMM! MMMMMMM! LA! LA! LA! LA! God Damn Jake Your Balls Are YUMMY! Kiersten : GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY BED! JAKE CALL THE COPS!!!! Jake : [Ahhhhhhhh]! Ahhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhh! Kiersten : DAMN"T JAKE QUIT HAVING AN [ORGASAM] AND CALL THE COPS! Steve : MMMM! Cummy! Now time to Slobber on Kiersten! Kiersten : HELP! ❋ SlopNChop (2018)

1.Dude, did you see that chick? So was so [slobbered] that she passed out [on the beer] pong table. 2.Last night I was so slobbered that I didn't know [which way] was up! ❋ WayneScott (2006)

1. In a certain [gentleman's club] named [Wiggles], there is a plethora of slobbering penises. 2. "Oh my dear God, his penis just [slobbered] all over me." ❋ Drooling Penis (2009)

That [Slobber] really goes in on that k-bag. Keep the [slobber] away from [Mandy] or you’ll have his [slop] all over your floor. ❋ Ed Pearson (2019)

1. [Ew], look at your [slobber]. 2. My slobber went all over her [cat]. ❋ An Ordinary Moose (2018)

[Love you too] [babe]. Slobbers ❋ Jayne Emerald (2017)

God I hate that stupid slobber chopper bitch, I would like to [smash] her face in with a [golf club]. Again, I really should not have [married] her ! ❋ Flash Gordon Ramsey (2019)

After [Abigail] sucked my dick I started [swinging] my [slobber copter] ❋ ChazBente (2018)

I saw [Slobber Bob] walking by [the Music] [Pier]. ❋ Slobber Bob OC (2018)