Slobbery

Please smother sweet little Smokey in slobbery kisses for me. ❋ Unknown (2009)

Chicago snow ain't dry most of the time, and when it comes in slobbery slippery 8 to 20 'increments it ain't fun. ❋ Unknown (2007)

He was a boisterous preschooler with a big smile and a habit of barreling at you at top speed and knocking you down, the better to wrap his little arms around your neck and wet your cheeks with slobbery kisses. ❋ Unknown (2009)

Behold the intoxicating footage of a Timber Wolf pack, 25 of them, strong, noble, united, sharp-eared and slobbery tongued – and then behold the plump bison pack in their midst: nature's version of Gourmet Burger Kitchen. ❋ Unknown (2011)

We photographed these slobbery victims in a formal yet humorous style as seen through the eyes of the adoring pet. ❋ Unknown (2011)

When the two babies get tangled in a slobbery, kissy-huggy mess and giggle about it. ❋ Unknown (2010)

Janice was a slobbery talker, saliva sometimes flying out of her mouth when she got too excited. ❋ Alison Espach (2011)

Friend quickly crumpled at her feet and then took three big slobbery laps at her face. ❋ Melissa Ann Chadburn (2011)

In fact, Lyman was the original owner of slobbery mutt Odie. ❋ Unknown (2009)

If you're driving the Quest, you've chosen the path of car seats and slobbery binkies and school plays that seem to go on until 3 a.m. ❋ Dan Neil (2011)

And that doesn't even factor in the freshwater possibilities of slobbery largemouth bass, peacock bass, bream and bluegill, grass carp, bowfin, gar and all the other weird invasive stuff that eat flies. ❋ Unknown (2009)

By the time you bend down to give the "drop" command you've become the world's greatest trainer - until the slobbery wad of feathers and gore that used to be your bird lands in your hand. ❋ Unknown (2009)

I only hope the big slobbery dog enjoyed it as much as I did. ❋ Unknown (2010)

In Shikoku they argue about who produces the best udon (fat, chewy wheat-flour noodles), while on Kyushu ramen (slobbery Chinese-style wheat noodles) is the most popular. ❋ Unknown (2012)

I am, indeed, guilty of favoring a slobbery canine over a nimble-toed feline any day, and I think my point is proven in this popular video (ripped from the show Downer Channel) that poses the question of what would happen if trusty collie Lassie were, instead, a pretty calico kitty. ❋ Unknown (2010)

Once a week, Lucy wags her tail and spreads slobbery cheer to all the cancer patients. ❋ MA Carole Bennett (2010)

No fangs, no broken skin, no scent of blood; just an intent, slobbery licking at the back of my neck, drool running down both sides. ❋ Kelly Gay (2010)

Girl: *eats 5 [portions] of [plates]* Guy: “You’ve really got an appetite huh...” Girl: *belches and farts* Guy: “You’re the definition of [slobbery]!” ❋ Anonymous1847282718181 (2020)

I can barely walk into my apartment anymore. My roommate’s [slobbery] is out of control. The smell of that [barbecue] is causing me a lot of slobbery. I’m [starving]. ❋ Eaton Holgoode (2018)

...[Just because] she once gave me a little Slobbery Sandra does not [mean] my [authority] had been undermined... ❋ Dictator_Piggles (2013)

* While driving down [the highway] * " Why does that girl have her head [hanging out] [the window]? Damn, she looks like a Slobbery Bulldog." ❋ I'mthatNiceguy (2011)

Damn [my girl] just [gave] me the best [slobbery wobbly] ever! ❋ Jr.FTW (2018)

Gave [the wife] two tablespoons of [ghetto butter] and pulled off [the slobbery tard]. ❋ Griller92 (2020)

Oh shit I have to [do a presentation], I hope no one [sees] my [slobbery shunk]. ❋ IgorMinjavalichgolchov (2019)

Guy: Hey baby, [you wanna go] back to [my place]? Babe: I don't know...do you speak [slobbery tongue]? ❋ The Code Yoda (2009)

when you can grab this dildo out of my hand, you have truly become a master of knob slobbery- [kwai] [chang] [caine] ❋ J Forshizzleness (2005)

Ben: Im going to give [Vanessa] [a slobbery willy]. Nick: haha how [foul] and unnecessary. ❋ Oggy Ostrich (2017)