Sneez

Feels sneez comin on, closes eies…reaches over wifowt lukin; piks up sof thing frum tisshoo bocks… ❋ Unknown (2009)

Beri nies tu meechew – ai hoeps ai nawt maeks yu sneez oar enneefing, cos ai awlwaes cubbered wif teh floofs ob mai kittehs. ❋ Unknown (2009)

September 1, 2009 at 6:46 am awww teh floofynez an the kyootnezz and teh kyoot sneez …ahh …ahh …SPLORTAWLOBERMAILUNCH* ❋ Unknown (2009)

U sneez too hard in2 teh choklit powdur, it go flyin an gets wastid! ❋ Unknown (2009)

June 10, 2008 at 5:33 pm i dint thro dem at choo skuse me fur teh sneez-LRGs ❋ Unknown (2008)

March 28, 2008 at 9:41 am in sillybrashun ob the 11 fer I sail, wee kneads a 3 for 1 liszt, donchoo skyuse da sneez: ❋ Unknown (2008)

Maibee it wuz jus a random sneez an I attri… atry… blaimed it on teh flowrz. ❋ Unknown (2008)

April 8, 2008 at 3:35 am soooo peeps sai dat wen u sneez, it goez liek 100 mph. ❋ Unknown (2008)

October 16, 2008 at 6:34 am nawt gud to dew da pee-pee danse an hafta sneez. ❋ Unknown (2008)

When i saw teh sweet littul wrinklez on kittehz nosy n teh huge feddar-i wanted 2 sneez ❋ Unknown (2008)

June 7, 2008 at 12:59 am wate.. wate… i swarez i haz to sneez but it wont kome owt. ❋ Unknown (2008)

July 18, 2008 at 8:39 am i has a sneez.. i feel it comin.. its rite ther i swaer.. ❋ Unknown (2007)

December 28, 2007 at 6:55 pm i wints to teh animul fayr teh birds an teh beests wer tere teh ole baboon by teh lite of teh mun was koming hiz oburn hayr teh funnyest was teh munk hoo clim on teh effanunt trunk teh effanun sneez an fal on hims neez an tat was teh en of teh munk. ❋ Unknown (2007)

If I had to sneeze, I would find Michelle and sneez as explosively as I could. ❋ Unknown (2004)

Drop the silent e after v or z when preceded by a digraph representing a long vowel or a diphthong: achiev, freez, gauz, sneez. ❋ Henry Louis (1921)

I had a bad habit of pulling out the nostril hair .... am i suffering cold/sneez coz of dat? en Español ❋ Unknown (2009)

Den wen itz kitteh tym 2 nom n dat’s lots ov tyms Cleo puts a wisker up mai noze n maeks mi sneez. ❋ Unknown (2008)

December 17, 2007 at 4:27 pm hehe…dat wuz a good wun…’U has no sneez gard on teh salad bar! ❋ Unknown (2007)

If the fitt of the mother come verie violently, as you write, there is nothing [bettcjr to suppresse the rising of it then sneez - ing: a little ponder of tobaccou taken in her nose, I thinck is better then Helibore. ❋ Unknown (1792)

Wow look at that sneez, he looks like someone who [isnt] [tough] at all, now thats an example of an [american]. ❋ Et123456 (2010)

I [sneezed] [twice] and it was the best [feeling] ever. ❋ Candeesaye (2015)

[The man] [sneezed] all over the [rabid dog]. ❋ Whatever Doc (2003)

[Oh wait]...I...I...I'm about to....[sneeze]....Oh, oh, ah, ah, ugh, ugh, ugh, God.....AaaAaAaahhhhhchooooooo! [Whew]! That felt good. Excellent release. ❋ Ring Ring Ring (2009)

1 - *sneeze* 2 - Dude theres [white stuff] [cuming] out of your nose! 1 - I know, I had a [nose orgasm] ❋ NoseyNoddy (2010)

Dude is he ok nah man we had mushrooms and some weed [this dude's] having [sneeze] acting psychotic like we probably should call [911] ❋ Ol Owner (2020)

April put [pepper] in the dinner and its [aroma] made her [sneeze] all over her food. ❋ Theoneandonlylaura (2005)

❋ Blii (2003)

"oh, [dang], that sneeze [felt] like [sex]." ❋ Yourmama675986579 (2011)

shit... i [sneezed] before i could [pull it] out. now that girl's [knocked up] ❋ Sneeze69 (2010)