Snores

'It may be laid down as an axiom,' continued the Irishman, gravely, 'that the man who snores is sure to disturb somebody; and also that the man who doesn't snore till he dies, is not likely to live to be a snoring ghost when he is dead.' ❋ Unknown (1869)

After dinner he usually “rested,” and his snores were a cause of annoyance to the whole household. ❋ Unknown (2004)

Grandpa snores in the living room, Aunt Toda naps in a chair by the sink, while I dream and sort, dream and sort, a thousand petals simmering atop the stove. ❋ Mira Bartók (2011)

Wasn't easy ... leaving the house and hearing Tyler say "kick some ass, honey" as he rolls over in bed and snores. ❋ Tyler (2009)

Or that the prince who woke me up in the fairy tale snores. ❋ Jodi Picoult (2011)

An hour after the campfire had been shoveled under, after the scoutmasters had retired to their adjacent tent and begun blasting peripatetic snores, the boys began plotting. ❋ Craig Lancaster (2011)

He sleeps at my bedroom door and snores so loudly that he sometimes wakes me up and I have to get up and roll him over! ❋ Jack Canfield (2011)

For years I thought I could discourage fellow passengers from sitting near me by faking sleep, opening my mouth, and firing off exaggerated snores. ❋ Peter Mandel (2011)

Sleeping Beauty sways on her feet, eyes closed, and snores. ❋ Jodi Picoult (2011)

Under the pitch atmosphere and how Pierrot crept into the forest with a frying pan and a potato sack, the snores of Pierrots whistling in his wake. ❋ Robert Kloss (2011)

How sweet and vulnerable this sleeping child seemed, the sheer goodness of life floating out upon each wisp of his little snores. ❋ Jack Canfield (2011)

By contrast, a book about the inside debates and deliberations in a White House over a job or health care bill or a foreign policy issue is guaranteed to draw snores from the public and gather dust on bookstore shelves. ❋ Earl Ofari Hutchinson (2012)

My brother in the next room snores softly, insistently. ❋ Rachel Cooke (2010)

OK, so I guess we tested the waters with a "float" about deep-sixing the Public Option and it met with howls of protest from Democrats and snores from Republicans. ❋ Unknown (2009)

Long nights now camped in clearings, long nights recollecting the company of animals, the snores and howling of brown bears and basset hounds, caged and shackled, leashed and sedated. ❋ Robert Kloss (2011)

[Fatimah]: Do you guys [wanna go] [Nando's]? Everyone else: Yeah, we're all snores!!! ❋ CostaRica3.0 (2019)

That [tv show] was [snore]... ❋ Infamouspeek (2011)

wee child:Mommy, Mommy theres a monster in the house [makeing] strange sound while [i try] to sleep no thats [your father] snoring."don't worry it scares us all" ❋ Ryan (2004)

[History Teacher]: When was [the declaration of independence] signed [Whitney]? Whitney: *snore* ❋ Snorey (2004)

After a party I had recently, one of my female attendees hit up all of the guys at the party on Facebook and added them as "friends". When I discussed what she did with another friend, they said "Oh that's just Christina. She does that all the time. She's a total SNORE!" "Could he BE any more pathetic? He rummages around through my friends list and tells people he's my good friend and they should be his too..Stage 4 [Cling-on] and SUCH a SNORE!" (see also [SNUT] and [Friend Whore]) ❋ Jello Queen (2011)

The [lecture] was snoring. ❋ Jennie (2003)

In one [snore] comic exemplifying Rule 34, Helga begs Arnold to continue to snort her legs into his nose. Helga: "Oh, yes, Arnold, [snort me]! [Snort me]!!" Arnold: *SNRXX!!!* ❋ Snorpio (2018)

"Dude, your mom said you had the worst [food poisoning] this weekend." "Nah, I decided to try [the Snore-Lax] a couple of nights ago and it got out of hand. [The good thing] is that I beat my old record by 3!" ❋ DTP Dominos (2018)

I'm off for a [snore d'oeuvre] on the [sofa]. ❋ Lu Mars (2018)

"[Holy shit dude], I took this [tinder date] home last night.. I was debating asking her out on a second date but then she became a [snoring starfish]..." ❋ Dr Mantis Toboggan (2019)