Sobers

It is rather like those old Star Trek episodes where Kirk or Spock meet someone perfect and then she's eaten by a space weevil or Spock sobers up or something. ❋ Rabid1st (2009)

So when he sobers up, he will be descended upon by data gatherers who want to know what his “needs” are and how we can “engage” with him. ❋ Inspector Gadget (2009)

“A little learning is a dangerous thing; drink deep, or taste not the Pierian spring: there shallow draughts intoxicate the brain, and drinking largely sobers us again.” ❋ Unknown (2010)

Not only does it ebb the next day hangover, it also sobers you up a notch or two (still not enough to drive, dummy). ❋ Blogdowntown.com (2010)

Go here and get it before she sobers up — or in any case, before Friday, which is when the sale ends. ❋ Unknown (2009)

Yelling to be heard above the wind, he points out a hospital for elderly musicians, a pizzeria whose owner once shot some sobers and became a popular vigilante, the Brazilian restaurant where Ronaldino and all the other AC Milan footballers hang out, and a prison where the top floor prisoners can peer out the windows into the roundabout below. ❋ Danna Harman (2010)

In short order, Noel sobers up, enrolls in school and persuades a crotchety social worker named Moira—who "knew how to run everyone else's lives but not her own"—not to send Frankie to a foster home. ❋ Sam Sacks (2011)

Nothing sobers you up quicker than runnin the yellows at 110. 14. ❋ Unknown (2010)

Khayelitsha always humbles me. .sobers me. .wakes me up ... and strengthens my resolution to contribute and engage in the best way I can. ❋ Unknown (2010)

"A little learning is a dangerous thing; drink deep, or taste not the Pierian spring: there shallow draughts intoxicate the brain, and drinking largely sobers us again." ❋ Unknown (2010)

He takes the poorest from the streets, feeds them lunch, dries them out, sobers them up, counsels them vocationally, teaches them how to write a résumé, and reclaims them for society. ❋ Unknown (2010)

When you aren't drunk, [stoned], or [tripping]. ❋ Evil Bella (2005)

[I am sober] [unfortunately]! ❋ Keifermail (2009)

"[You are] [utterly] [SOBERING]" ❋ Kat And Henry (2005)

Person A: Help! I cant [distinguish] [the difference] between a woman and a dog! Person B: Sounds like a bad case of soberity. you'd better visit [the doctor] ❋ Kris (2003)

"I'm [sober] but I sure [ain't] [clean]!" ❋ Flopings (2017)

[Tom] was sober for [12] [hours] ❋ Haiwood Jablome (2009)

After a long night of [heavy] drinking, Kevin was able to soberize, and was able to [stay up] the rest of the night and [party on]. ❋ Kevin E. (2006)

person:How are you Jim? Jim:[Sober]. person:Damn. Beer? Jim:I [got the short straw], I'm [designated] ❋ Belt Loop (2005)

One night in the House of Commons, [Churchill], after imbibing a few drinks, stumbled into [Bessie] [Braddock], a corpulent Labourite member from Liverpool. An angry Bessie straightened her clothes and addressed the British statesman. "Winston," she roared. "You are drunk, and what’s more, you are disgustingly drunk." Churchill, surveying Bessie, replied, "And might I say, Mrs. Braddock, you are ugly, and what’s more, disgustingly ugly. But tomorrow," Churchill added, "I shall be sober." ❋ Gumba Gumba (2004)

Hey man, are you and the boys still [going out] to get [sober] [as all hell] tonight? ❋ NNaydenn (2009)