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Slutty girls that belong to social sororities Urban Dictionary

1. The Classy Fratty Girl- This girl can be seen on campus, at the bar, at a party, at her house lounging, or any other conceivable location wearing jeans, either a hot, pastel two-button polo or a long sleeve Oxford (every girl should own at least two of these), either of which proudly displaying the Horse. She is not afraid to sport the Sperry Top-Siders (total frat move), rainbows, or Newbies without exception. The difference between this girl and the girl you see wearing the one polo that she owns is that this girl does it on a regular basis, as a way of life, and does it well. She has been sporting the Horse since grade school, and though she wears other shirts like every other girl does, the polos always stick out in your mind. She is polite, well spoken, and she knows etiquette backwards and forwards (though she loses a little bit with each drink she consumes). This girl is everything a sorostitute should be and more. 2. The Hot Fratty Girl- This girl is good looking, and she knows it, but she'll never let on that she is. She can be found Thursday-Saturday at the local bars (but not as much during the week) always wearing the expensive dark blue jeans that are all the rage, the pointy-toes (in every color of the rainbow) and a very dressy shirt (i.e., black with a pink ribbon around the bottom, that she never seems to have worn before). This girl is the new-age fratter. She is wearing what is going to be in style next month, and then not wearing something better when it is. She is often un-attainable by the cool fratties, but somehow gets mixed up with a douche bag bottom feeder. No one knows why, but it is the way of the world. They break up junior year, and she suddenly realizes the times she has wasted and then hooks up with several true fratdads in a month’s time. 3. The Parties-Non-Stop Fratty Girl- This girl is easily noticeable on campus, as she is either wearing a frat-T from the boy she shacked with, or she’s wearing last-night’s attire in her trek across campus. When she does manage to stroll into class (usually 15 minutes late), she has changed her shirt (not her jeans) to a sorority date party t-shirt from last year, and her pointy-toes to rainbows, but nevertheless, she is very much a target of ridicule: her hair is a mess, and she hasn’t showered, as you can tell from the smoke-smell radiating from her 5 rows in front of you in Political Science. She knows what everyone is thinking, but she doesn’t care, because she knows she had a much better time last night (Tuesday) than anyone else in the class did (including the gel-head C-list fratters in the back that thought it would be cool to have a “Pajama Party” last night). This girl is the one you bring home to Mom, and Mom tells you to throw her back and keep fishing- thus, she’s perfect for a frat girlfriend. Items Every Sororstitute Should Own: Dressy Jeans- A-Pockets are a must, but comparable brands help to increase and diversify wardrobe. Normal Jeans- Each girl has her own brand that she is partial to…cheaper than the Sevens, but as good looking/fitting as you could find in the countless hours you have spent trying on different makes and models. Linen Pants- It doesn’t get much hotter than a good looking sorostitute in a pair of white linen pants in the summer time. Traditional Easter-Labor Day rules apply (goes without saying). Killer Black Pants- You know the pair we are talking about. The pair that took you 6 months to find but makes your ass look so good you didn’t mind paying the $185 for them (See also: jeans). Pastel Polos- Any time you can get away with a t-shirt, try a polo instead. Varying shades, but pink is a must for every young lady. Button-Down Oxford- Many girls over-look this, or think it’s too “boyish”- don’t be that girl. There’s something about girls in a shirt that their guy could be wearing… Cocktail Dress- Two black, one red are the minimum requirements here ladies. White Skirts- Came into style about 3 or 4 years ago in the frilly/lacey versions. May have lost some popularity, but are still a classic fratty choice. Think tennis-playing country club mom. Ribbon Belts- These fratty belts are in completely in fashion, for women even more so than men. Rainbows- You should live in these. If you have one pair, you might as well have 3. Top-Siders- Not every fratty owns these, but she should. A little scary for some girls to pull off, but try it- you might like it. Tennis Shoes- Asics or New Balance are a good choice, I have seen some sorostitutes pull of the Nike Shox, but I wouldn’t recommend it. Pearls and Diamonds- Diamonds in the ears, pearls around the neck...classic. Aviators- While somewhat declining among the cutting-edge male fratters, after being stolen from us by Ashton Kutcher and the rest of Hollywood, these have begun to pick up among the female crowd. Wear at night; bar or frat party. Koozies- They may seem like party accessories, but they are actually part of your attire. Never leave the house without a good koozie. Have five in your car. I cannot stress this enough. What Not To Wear Ugz Boots- These are not fratty. Why do you insist on wearing them? Gentlemen, if a girl is wearing these, she isn’t as cool as you might have thought she was. Third-Tier Frat-T- Use the 1 step rule here: never take more than one step down from the top of the frat pyramid. It might be your favorite shirt, but wear it around the house; not in public. I know you feel bad, but don’t; according to them, they are first-tier. Too Much Jewelry- Remember your rules of class ladies, less is more when it comes to this. Earrings, a necklace (preferably something thinner), a watch and a ring or two is about the limit. Of course, exceptions always occur, but this should be a pretty definitive guideline. Urban Dictionary

I am a sorostitute. I'm better than you and I know it. You can find me on campus in the SUV my daddy bought for me, rocking my Chanel sunglasses, North Face jacket, Nike Shox or Rainbow sandals. I never leave my sorority house without my letters somewhere on me. I date a fratdaddy. I don't care that he cheats on me with other sorostitutes because I cheat on him too. I take him to date parties and sorority events just to end up flirting with one of his frat brothers. I don't have a major. I take the easiest core classes I can find and do minimal amounts of work. I know that my degree won't matter anyway because I'm going to end up a trophy wife. I love Greek life and hate GDIs. I laugh at them with my sisters when we go out to the bars. I go out to the bars and drink not only on weekends, but on Wednesdays and Thursdays too. I sing loudly with the songs at the bars and I don't care if people stare; I know its just because they're jealous. I spread rumors about other sororities on my campus. I call them sluts and cokeheads when in reality I know of several girls in my own house that do coke and sleep with tons of frat boys. Rush is the most important week of my life. I spend a week talking to girls who I would want wearing my letters. I ignore the girls rushing who are ugly and fat. After we choose the group of pledges I haze them physically and emotionally. I yell at them and make them cry, I take them to frat houses and make them do embarassing things. After that, I will call them my sisters. Looks are all that matters to me. I spent money that was supposed to be for books on tanning and manicures. I have had plastic surgery. I'm always well dressed. I pop my collar and all of my handbags- my Louis, my Kate Spade, my Prada- are real. If I look like this, frat boys will want me and other sororities will be jealous. I look better than you, I act better than you, I AM better than you. I'm a sorostitute. Urban Dictionary

A girl in a sorority who has issues with keeping her legs shut. Urban Dictionary

A girl who appears to be in college. Always wearing a school sweat shirt with leggins and boots. A girl who walks around drunk most of the time jumping on whatever walks. Always with her whorority sisters. They all look like they wanna be Kesha and have their school logo on their face with their house letters located above their ass. Urban Dictionary

A walking biological hazard. A veritable incubator for an array of sexually-transmitted infections. Marked by an apparently deteriorated central nervous system, resulting in impulsive behavior and significantly retarded decision-making abilities. Sorostitutes can be easily identified by their characteristically orange hue and fledgling melanomas/basal cell carcinomas. The facial features of sorostitutes are unclear; even after months of careful field research, I haven't encountered one which had a face that was not obscured by quintuple coatings of Whore Dust. Sorostitutes are normally clad in spandex leggings to accentuate their well-toned upper legs and gluteal muscles; these are well-deserved. This muscle tone is the result of literally days spent with their legs wrapped around males wearing hair gel. If you are foolish enough to come in contact with a sorostitute's genitalia, immediate cauterization of all affected limbs is the most sensible mode of discourse. Urban Dictionary

Sorostitutes are found across the nation on most college campuses. A sorostitute is a classless, self-absorbed female with daddy's plastic. She spends copious amounts of time and money grooming herself. She usually has hair that's dyed blonde and the orange glow of a fake-n-bake tan. She can often be found in Rainbows, boat shoes, big sunglasses (Channel, but usually a cheap knock off), Northface jackets, pearl earrings, tons of makeup, and/or clothes with Greek letters on them. The majority of what she owns and wears is pink. She probably also suffers from Elle Woods syndrome. She usually has a pink cell phone which she is constantly talking loudly into. Usually it's details of what happened the previous night, before she blacked out. On Facebook, she usually has a million friends and is featured in twice as many pictures. Many of the pictures are of her holding red cups. She is usually at college to get her MRS degree (ie: is a gold digger) and also doesn't know how to keep her thighs closed. When she's not playing drinking games at frat parties, she can usually be found congregating around the quarterback or the baseball team. She usually drives a large, expensive SUV which her daddy lovingly paid for. The only thing that daddy can't buy her is class. Urban Dictionary

A member of a sorority, usually from Long Island or Westchester County (or Bethesda, or Fairfax, or....) who drives a big SUV, talks loudly on her cell phone all the time about the stupidest things, wears sex pants (which come off ever Thursday, Friday, and Saturday nights at (add greek letters) fraternity. Shouldn't really be in college. Urban Dictionary

A female member of the Greek college system (a Sorority) who "is friendly" with males, especially Fraternity members and pizza deliverers. Usually talks very loudly, wears "revealing" clothing, and is almost always a borderline alcoholic. Sorostitution is prevalent among college freshmen. Urban Dictionary

All you need is Daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect. Urban Dictionary

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