Spert

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Residual semi-liquefied fecal matter that clings to your palm after you zipped your hand through your butt-crack to check on the cleanliness of your undergarments after letting a fart of doubtful contents rip. The consistency of the fecal matter is key in whether or not the label "Spert" is justified. For instance, if the poop is too hard of substance, then the resulting goo on your hand is not "Spert" but just a shit stain. Etymologically, the second part of the word derives from the Dutch word for pea-soup "Snert". This thick soup typically has the same consistency (and taste, one might say) as diarrhea. The first letter of the word comes from the word "Spurt", as this is generally the way in which the fecal matter is deposited in the undergarments. NB: the word "Spert" should not be used to define diarrhea in general, or even for diarrhea that sticks to the hand for any other reason than it clinging there on account of a person having checked if he/she soiled his/her pants by zipping a hand through the butt-crack. Urban Dictionary

A shorter version of expert. Urban Dictionary

The action of releasing sperm from the anal canal while farting. Normally the sperm gets there via anal sex. Sperting may occur multiple times within the first 24-48 hours after the sperm has been ejected into the anus. Urban Dictionary

The combination of Fecial Matter and the ejacutlarion, also known as Sperm, once released from the anal canal during coitus. Urban Dictionary

Someone who's whole life is consumed with sports. The nerd of sports. Almost as weird and strange as a nerd. If you're a nerd by being obsessed with video games why can't you be a spert by being obsessed with sports? Urban Dictionary

A knowledgeable chef who knows how to cook eggs multiple ways. A food expert who knows all the facts and details about eggs. Urban Dictionary

One who is an expert on the practice and etiquette of smoking Marijuana. Urban Dictionary

A waste of your dads milk Urban Dictionary

Words that are spelled similarly to spert:
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Nouns that are often described by the adjective spert:
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Words that sound like spert:
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