Squiffy

Now what I always do when my template goes squiffy is to ..... call in the DEBLOG!!! ta da da music ... ❋ Maxine (2008)

Not only is she the great-granddaughter of Herbert Asquith, the Prime Minister whose drinking habits earned him the name 'squiffy', she is also the grandniece of British filmmaker Anthony ❋ Unknown (2009)

As if we're all going to sit around and say things like "squiffy," tosser "or" wanker "- although we can think of a few who deserve that last moniker. ❋ Unknown (2010)

Ok what on earth is a squiffy!!!???? ekkk yaya said, ❋ Unknown (2009)

And finally she flares into full loquacious life; squiffy but skewering, hardly able to open her mouth without an extraordinary sentence rasping out of it. ❋ Unknown (2011)

It started shortly after the upgrade when the font menu started going squiffy in certain applications. ❋ Unknown (2009)

Samit Basu at 09: 05 on 13 June who is stirring stormclouds rowdy? who meets angels and says howdy? who makes squiffy skuas squelch? ❋ Unknown (2009)

Bo always knew what to do when computers went squiffy. ❋ Unknown (2011)

Radcliffe has recalled having to guide a presumably squiffy Richard Harris through lines the actor couldn't recall. ❋ Unknown (2011)

Into the chamber of the European parliament he went, a bit squiffy on something less than eight pints, and – as he admitted to the website Political Scrapbook – a little bit high on prescription drugs to alleviate the pain from a riding injury. ❋ Unknown (2012)

By 1927 Edmund Wilson was able to enumerate ninety-seven different colloquial terms for drunkenness, ranging from “squiffy” and “zozzled” through “corned” and “scorching,” and finally culminating in “ossified,” “embalmed,” and “buried.” ❋ DANIEL OKRENT (2010)

He was piefaced soaked squiffy sloshed and all round ‘pissed as a newt’ not just a maniac but a dispsomaniac, takwe my word for it, I am an expert in drunken gibber and that is it. ❋ Newmania (2008)

Those thin eyes of his were making me feel squiffy. ❋ ALAN GOLDSHER (2010)

Given the way so many of them are forced to vote blindly for their parties, is it not reassuring that they might do so while squiffy? ❋ Unknown (2010)

He was piefaced soaked squiffy sloshed and all round ‘pissed as a newt’ not just a maniac but a dispsomaniac, takwe my word for it, I am an expert in drunken gibber and that is it. (n) ❋ Newmania (2008)

And there have been any number of stories of teachers posting pictures of themselves a bit squiffy or lacking sensible clothing. ❋ Unknown (2010)

Like Santa, he is liable to become slightly squiffy from the imbibing of so many alcoholic offerings, but some responsible adult present has always ensured that the table is jerked sufficiently to 'spill' a little wine, thus satisfying all the littluns present. ❋ Unknown (2009)

[I'm not drunk] I'm [just a bit] squiffy [right now]. ❋ Anonymous (2003)

"I've [got got] squiffy [tail feathers]" or "She [posed] squiffily" ❋ Lyndz (2004)

[I'm a] little [out of it] today, since [we got] squiffy last night. ❋ CeeScott (2009)

"[I saw] a [unicorn] last night" "Really? Sounds [a bit] squiffy to me" ❋ Prof. Jack Package (2008)

Dave - I [worked] [on a boat] once. [Jenny] - Isn't that squiffy. ❋ Cryinghill (2005)

When I run on a full [stomach] of [deep fried] [twinkies] I often squiffy. ❋ Spencer Logan And The F5 (2003)

at [2pm] Ed: Tom mate we [were fucked] last night.. Tom: yea man i feel really squiffy right now! Ed: lets get [summit] to eat bro you'll feel sweet after! ❋ Big C Dog (2008)

She was a bit [squiffy] after [a couple of] [beers]. ❋ Ms. Maybe (2008)

i [devestated] [tashas] face when i gave her a [squiffy]. ❋ DarrylLewis1990 (2008)

[What time is it]? It's [quarter] to [squiffy time]. ❋ Mphl (2009)