Squits

Word SQUITS
Character 6
Hyphenation N/A
Pronunciations N/A

Definitions and meanings of "Squits"

What do we mean by squits?

A person of low status.

Nonsense; amusing stories.

When you think you're going to fart, but liquid shit squirts out of your ass leaving you with shitted pants and a mile away from the nearest toilet. Urban Dictionary

Pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooop liquidised thru posteria for very alarming results. not something one would like wen in the company of a very beautiful specimen! Urban Dictionary

Terrible diarrhea that takes the form of a chunky, hot liquid gushing from your anus. May be caused by a horrific stomach bug, killer disease or vindaloo. Often accompanied by stomach cramps and a sinking feeling of hopelessness. Not to be confused with explosive diarrhea which erupts with force, the squits are more of a steady trickle. If you have the squits you will need to confine yourself to the toilet for at least 24 hours armed with a good supply of toilet paper, some Gatorade (for rehydration purposes) and some porno to stop yourself getting bored during the long shitting sessions. Urban Dictionary

The Squits: to have liquid poop accompanied by a burning feeling in the ring Leaving you feeling some what emotional and vulnerable for the remainder of the day Urban Dictionary

Squits or Squirty Shit as it's more commonly known. Urban Dictionary

Often thought to be a fart, turns out to be a small amount of diarrhea smeared between the ass cheeks or in a projectile fashion staining the underwear. Urban Dictionary

A not so compact shit. In fact a rather loose stool! The word is a cross between Squelch and shit, to literally mean Squelchy shit. Urban Dictionary

Rubbish, garbage, nonsense (Suffolk) Urban Dictionary

1. A small or insignificant person. 2. Diarrhea. Urban Dictionary

Word used when one intends to say “stop” and “quit” at the same time Urban Dictionary

Synonyms and Antonyms for Squits

  • Antonyms for squits
  • Squits antonyms not found!

The word "squits" in example sentences

At present, all 4 of Calmos 'crew (inc captain) are flushing themselves through at an incredible rate of knots! the "squits" as our dear captain calls it has infected us all. ❋ Unknown (2010)

I went in and told him all the symptoms I could remember and he stopped me and said he was concerned that I had been bleeding and how long had I had the squits? ❋ Unknown (2009)

My emergency anti squits standby for the past 40+ years is Collis Brownes mixture. ❋ Unknown (2007)

Is Exlax pebbledashing this thread now? for such a small sphincter, such a lot of squits comes out. ❋ Unknown (2007)

‘Yes,’ she said, ‘you were squits — so providential; and the butler made a penholder out of the wood; it wouldn’t hold nibs, so I gave it to Con for school, and he cursed me. ❋ Unknown (2004)

Servers that generate any false message, ie fake server kills, squits, nick changes, etc. ❋ Unknown (1991)

Barry from Bermondsey, Bermondsey - Centre of London, 07/09/2011 14:23 If you're going to have the squits, no better place than in the Thames...just pull the wet suit to one side and... ❋ Rob Parsons (2011)

My stomach stayed sore all night, but I didn't vomit in the end - I just had the squits the next morning. ❋ Unknown (2010)

Ridiculous 'individualistic' bio - FYI, some of the cornier bios in Twitter give me the absolute squits - e.g. "husband, father, friend, brother". ❋ Unknown (2010)

Sorry to hear you have the squits (or as my hubby would say, a runny bottom!) ❋ Unknown (2009)

The GF starts to look worried so I says to His Eminence "I've got the fookin squits EM, and in me white trousers which you suggested, and there aint no fookin bogs". ❋ Unknown (2009)

And even "platforms" like Second Life don't really allow people to tell a story, or make their own story unless that story is about two middle age men, pretending to be girls, having some dry entry anal justice fun with another middle age man pretending to be a asthmatic puppy with the squits. ❋ Cunzy1 1 (2009)

The twist is that opposing players can dress up as the Infected in frantic online multiplayer fights, lending baddies all the unpredictability and menace of the tummy squits. ❋ Unknown (2008)

The whole team together couldn't work out a plan to open a latrine door even if they all had the squits. " ❋ Davis, Lindsey (2001)

Twenty minutes later, "I reckon that food was off and it's given me the squits, EM. ❋ Unknown (2009)

I thought i had [some gas], but when i felt the [warm] shit i knew i had [the squits]. ❋ Gooz (2004)

[do u] want us [to show] u or [summink]??? ❋ Durchfall (2004)

Man: Hey Tony, where have you been for the last week? Tony: Oh yeah, I came down with a terrible case of [the squits]. [My arse] feels like a [tattered sleeve] from all the wiping. Man: Ew. ❋ Tonymcguff (2010)

Gee coach i cant play in the game tonight on account of i got [the Squits] or [Soz] lads cant go to the pub cos iv got [the squits] ❋ Barry Pap (2003)

He had just enjoyed a great curry and felt the need to pass some wind as an appreciation but what he thought was a fart, was instead soemthing a lot heavier..... His trousers were now full to [brimming] with [the squits] and of the most rancid, [dead rat] smelling type aswell. ❋ Jonathan (2004)

Oh man, that fart was [juicy]. [I gotta go] [check] my pants cuz I think I just squit. ❋ Eye4eye (2008)

[Oh dear]! I [seem] to have [the Squits] today! ❋ Rob, Dan And Chalky (2006)

That other [definition] of [the word] "squit" is a [load] of squit ❋ Peckerhead (2004)

1. A little [squit] like [Thorpe]. 2. I had a squit [yesterday]. ❋ Rural Diction-ary (2019)

[OMG], [Leah]! [I told you] to squit!! ❋ TrillJoseph (2019)

Cross Reference for Squits

  • Squits cross reference not found!

What does squits mean?

Best Free Book Reviews
Best IOS App Reviews