Stoned

What do we mean by stoned?

Intoxicated by a drug, especially marijuana. adjective

Drunk. adjective

Having or containing stones, in any sense.

Simple past tense and past participle of stone. verb

High on drugs, especially cannabis (weed). adjective

Drunk. adjective

Under the influence of narcotics adjective

To pelt with stones, especially to kill by pelting with stones.

To wall with stones.

To remove a stone from (fruit etc.).

To form a stone during growth, with reference to fruit etc.

To intoxicate, especially with narcotics. (Usually in passive)

To do nothing, to stare blankly into space and not pay attention when relaxing or when bored.

To lap with an abrasive stone to remove surface irregularities.

When you go on urban dictionary at 2:09 in the morning after smoking like 10 bowls of really good weed and eating 3 bags of doritos. Urban Dictionary

The greatest feeling on the planet. achieved by the smoking of the cannabis plant which can be purchased from a dealer near you Urban Dictionary

To be under the influence of marijuana. Usually associated with bloodshot eyes, the munchies, and unexplained laughter. Urban Dictionary

The ultimate state of mind. Urban Dictionary

Under the influence of marijuana, in a zone where every looks good, tastes good, and when you just feel happy about everything. Urban Dictionary

The greatest feeling in the world. it is the state you are in after hitting a nice big bowl of marijuanna or hash. I personally prefer pipes, but you can smoke out of anything, i.e. a bong, spliff, joint, vaporizer, popcan, pop bottle, parachute, hotboxing is always fun. im quite high right now. 1.sometimes you laught alot, 2.other times you stare at absolutley nothing, 3.other times you get into indepth discussions about aliens and the CIA,4. or you think youre capable of things like backflips. all of the above i have experienced and so much more, so todays lesson kids, is smoke as much marijuanna as you damn well please. goodday younglings. Urban Dictionary

When someone is so fucking high that when they get up to take a dump they forgot why they walked into their bathroom and they start talking to themselves in the mirror Urban Dictionary

When you're so high that you almost feel unable to move your muscles. everything feels weird and you kind of just sit back with your mouth agape staring off into space and enjoying it. contrary to popular belief, "stoned" and "high" are different in that, the word "stoned" originated from the idea that you feel like you're being weighed down by big heavy stones. Urban Dictionary

A commonly misused word. Many people mistake being stoned for taking sissy hits of poor quality herb (usually mooched off someone else) and acting like an intolerable idiot. Frequently, this type of person (referred to as a poser) will annoyingly attempt to exaggerate the stereotypical psychoactive effects of the drug. The poser frequently pretends to be dazed or confused, purposely talks with a slur, laughs at things that aren’t funny, makes inane statements, and most offensive of all shamelessly exclaims something to the order of “Dude, I’m sooooo stooooned! I’m soooo cooool! Wooo hooo party!” The poser usually has no regard for accepted rules of smoking etiquette, and generally gives a bad reputation to those who appreciate smoking. One who knows what it’s all about (referred to as a badass) enjoys being stoned for more introspective reasons. The badass feels an increased understanding of his or her surroundings, gains insight into human nature, and has a heightened appreciation for fine music, art, aesthetics and ideas. Although the badass is more than happy to savor this state of mind alone, he or she also enjoys partaking in interesting conversation about the aforementioned insights with other likeminded individuals. The badass observes accepted rules of proper smoking etiquette, including his or her right to exclude posers from a session. Contrary to popular belief, this type of person can be successful, well educated, and can hold esteemed jobs or positions in the community. Urban Dictionary

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Words that are spelled similarly to stoned:
stoned, stone, stoked, stones, stoner, astoned, toned, stoled, stored, stoved, stoney, stowed, atoned, stoped, stond, -toned, stonked, stonen.

Words that are triggered by (strongly associated with) the word stoned:
egger, pimp, lampoon, picnic, immaculate, mob, adultery, hanged, marijuana, stabbed, amp, youths, drunk, cannabis, dragged, kabul, sunni, soul, burnt, death, angry, crowd, bach, burned, stones, faction, unconscious, punishment, thrown, brilliant, beaten, feast, dish, breakfast, laura, jesus, remix, rolling, threw, execution, buses, hell, knows, muslim, eat, doors, guest, tribute, executed, rocks, violent, jews, brian, jerusalem, thing, blues, jones, says, angel.

Words that rhyme with stoned:
honed, postponed, owned, coned, toned, boned, intoned, bemoaned, condoned, disowned, zoned, groaned, droned, cloned, loaned, phoned, moaned, dethroned, throned, telephoned, doand.

Adjectives that are often used to describe stoned:
little, more, first, holy, cobble, real, last, three, less, one.

Nouns that are often described by the adjective stoned:
streets, out, street, ring, road, courtyard, houses, olives, building, man, smile, path, way, walls, silence, house, fruit, yard, wall, prophet, buildings, nature, rings, city, stupor, square, person, steps, quay, church, haze, cherries, room, hall, garth, teenager, floor, gander, terrace, eyes, hearth, surface, laughter, teenagers, consciousness, hippie, moscow, date, town, picnic, dates, roads, roadway, night, fingers, court, deck, woman, cliffs, landscape, voice, dog, patio, grin, pimp, splendor, ruins, bird, plaza, horse, kid, passage, pavement, graveyard, olive, alley, pavements, beach, age, chamber, castle, drupes, village, tripod, freak, lane.

Consonant match to stoned:
stand, stunned, stound, stained, stond, sterned.

Words that sound like stoned:
stoned, stand, stunned, stained, stund, stound, stond, stend, stunde, stone, stunt, stint, stony, stoney, stemmed, steamed, stant, stowed, stent, stont, astoned, stummed, stone head, atoned, sound, sand, send, stood, stones, stain, stands, sinned, stayed, stan, stud, stoner, signed, stun, steed, stein, stead, strand, astound, strained, ston, stine, steen, stander, stin, sind, sted, sten, stoma, staid, stewed, stoat, sond, stad, sund, sunned, stane, stome, scend, stoled, stina, stod, standa, stade, strande, sande, stean, stanard, strond, stote, stid, east end, stene, sunde, steine, eastend, stann, standee, stender, staan, stannard, stany, styne, astond, stena, ostend, sindh, sonde, steny, stied, staude, sterned, cnd, saynd, -stan, ostende.