Stools

What do we mean by stools?

A seat, especially for one person and without armrests.

A close-stool; a seat used for urination and defecation: a chamber pot, commode, outhouse seat, or toilet.

A plant that has been cut down until its main stem is close to the ground, resembling a stool, to promote new growth.

Feces, excrement.

A production of feces or excrement, an act of defecation, stooling.

A decoy; a portable piece of wood to which a pigeon is fastened to lure wild birds.

A small channel on the side of a vessel, for the deadeyes of the backstays.

Material, such as oyster shells, spread on the sea bottom for oyster spat to adhere to.

These being human feces. A term often coined by medical doctors who realise that old folk do not understand the term feces or bowel movements. A stool can be up to nine inches in length, that being the total expanded length of the human rectum. It can have a circumference of up to eight inches and can be foul stinking or without odour. So much information can be taken from a stool, blood group, age, sex, eye color and even height and weight. A stool is much envied by coprophilics and coprogenics. The ingestion of stools is not recommended, as it can lead to fatal infection, disease and premature death. stools are often used in sex games, in particular brown docking a sexual practise that is very popular in Japan between lesbian Japanese women. A stool sandwich is a highly dangerous snack offered to an enemy, often with unpleasant side effects. Urban Dictionary

1. A tall piece of furniture on which to sit. 2. A small piece of furniture on which to step on. 3. Defecant matter in which to step in. Urban Dictionary

The act of thinking while taking a dump. Urban Dictionary

Defication from the anus of a person or creature. Urban Dictionary

A piece a furnature that will beat the shit out of your face Urban Dictionary

A term for someone who is not only a tool, but also a piece of shit. Hence the word 'stool' is used to describe them, transforming the word tool into a similar word describing fecal matter. Also, since a stool is also a tool for people to sit on, being viewed as implement of this nature would generally be seen as undesirable. Urban Dictionary

N. variant on the term "tool". typically suburban, middle-aged and professionally employed type of tool. Visibly discernible through their clever juxtaposition of graying pony-tail (or neatly trimmed "too cool to shave today" growth) with "ironic" business wear such Brooks Brothers paired with sandals. Sub-species found to nest in architectural firms, certain academic climates. Urban Dictionary

Shit, crap, dookie, waste from an animal or insect. usually smelling worse than what it started out as. sometimes thrown at oncomming traffic to disrupt slow moving cars. Urban Dictionary

1) Something to sit apon that is lacking lower back support. 2) An item commonly used in bar fights. 3) Fecal Matter. Urban Dictionary

Just like a security guard sitting on a stool, the act of waiting around in case shit goes down. Urban Dictionary

Words that are spelled similarly to stools:
stools, stool, tools, stoops, spools, stooks, cstools, stols, itools, stoos, stooly.

Words that are triggered by (strongly associated with) the word stools:
hematochezia, melena, stool, constipation, flatulence, mucus, fecal, rectal, jaundice, bowel, lactose, diarrhea, chairs, rectum, intestinal, abdominal, dysentery, upholstery, urine, dehydration, nausea, gastric, staffs, vomiting, bile, colon, obstruction, bleeding, gastrointestinal, diner, tables, anal, cholera, backs, acidic, furniture, seating, counter, patrons, bloody, sit, dining, stomach, symptoms, pain, infection, menu, acute, prolonged, beds, leather, carved, matching, fever, diagnosis, patients, cloth, infected, meal, legs, wooden, tract, boxes, bar, blood, ancestors, woodland, frequent, liver, bars, bacteria, chair, dental, ceiling, floor, settings, customers, eating, kitchen, fat, patient, disease, shock, milk, severe, bed, height, bright, sitting, coffee, occur, wall, indicate, woods, movements, guests, serious, therapy, treatment, seats.

Words that rhyme with stools:
rules, tools, jewels, gules, schools, fools, mules, jules, molecules, pools, joules, ghouls, ridicules, cools, spools, lobules, rauls, drools, whirlpools, system of rules, soules, preschools, overrules, uhls, agrifuels, dromgooles, highschools, mavroules.

Adjectives that are often used to describe stools:
loose, bloody, frequent, hard, black, wooden, low, high, watery, colored, small, few, liquid, soft, green, pale, normal, legged, bulky, smelling, dark, dry, acholic, copious, positive, offensive, yellow, dysenteric, mucous, joint, thin, camp, formed, tall, like, involuntary, slimy, red, foul, greenish, greasy, frothy, bilious, tarry, fresh, foot, light, mucoid, abnormal, unformed, coloured, empty, characteristic, profuse, diarrhoeic, infrequent, fluid, diarrheic, solid, scanty, brown, round, undigested, fetid, typical, carved, mushy, voluminous, jelly, softer, malodorous, difficult, constipated, acid, stained, called, transitional, tiny, shaped, diarrheal, backless, sour, streaked, whitish, painless.

Nouns that are often described by the adjective stools:
companies, side.

Consonant match to stools:
stalls, styles, stiles, steals, stills, steels, stoles, stolz, stales, stolze, stils.

Words that sound like stools:
stools, styles, stalls, steals, stills, stiles, steels, stales, stoles, stolz, stolze, steles, stool, stews, soules, stoolie, stoos, stoolies, stings, stangs, souls, steel, steal, cells, stall, stealth, schools, sales, stays, stale, stella, sails, stellar, sells, seals, stealer, soles, steelers, settles, stil, steeler, steele, stile, steller, steely, sills, stal, stealers, stell, soils, stas, stail, staller, stel, stela, stahl, staley, sals, spools, stael, cels, stele, sols, sels, sties, staal, staler, stelo, sils, stelle, siles, steil, stelly, stellas, stelar, sauls, seels, cills, salls, salz, cils, stihl, stalla, staebler, stiel, sayles, stahler, celles, stelae, stelzer, selz, steelie, selles, staithes, staas, stiehl, ceils, steelies, -style, stahley.