Storytimes

I got a betta fish for fish week of storytimes which is this week, so I've actually only had the fish about 24 hours. ❋ Librariane (2006)

I have no desire to live where the consumeristic Borders is my only option for storytimes and books. ❋ Unknown (2009)

Libraries also offer storytimes, arts and crafts, computer classes, movie nights and reading clubs for kids of all ages. ❋ Unknown (2008)

I can only assume it's a combination of all the practice we got in library school and the many, many, many storytimes and computer training sessions and literacy workshops and whatnot that I have given in the years since. ❋ Kittenpie (2007)

Check out your public library for storytimes, puppet shows, craft activities and author programs for children. ❋ Unknown (2009)

Attend age-appropriate storytimes with your child. ❋ Unknown (2009)

We know how popular these storytimes are with everyone. ❋ Unknown (2008)

I always got so tickled watching the preschool groups come for my storytimes, all marching in line two-by-two holding onto a long rope... ❋ Tanita Davis (2008)

I could tell 'em the facts about, Santa, the Easter Bunny, God, Satan, Jesus.....my storytimes would be a BLAST! ❋ Matt Davies (2008)

Fun for storytimes with kids at the library or with Pumpkinpie. ❋ Kittenpie (2006)

We have a series of storytimes for kids, computer classes, and book discussion groups for all ages. ❋ David Fulton (2008)

(Heck, I've done storytimes where I've asked kids to comment about pictures in a book and that's been the first time I've learned about some of the details!) ❋ Unknown (2005)

As they got older, we switched to storytimes at the library which Isaac and I still go to while David is in school. ❋ Patrice Fagnant-MacArthur (2007)

As for kids asking their parents what a "record" is, I had a little tyke at one of our storytimes who knew exactly what a record is for. ❋ Fusenumber8 (2007)

person 1:yesterday I went to the [grocery store] and they were selling children person 2:[boi] you've got to be [storytiming] right now ❋ Clowniestevakstan (2017)

here's my storytime ❋ Slweeb (2020)

"I was having a great one [nighter] with this chick. [We banged], had a nice aftermath, then she resumed to talk about her day. Storytime was at hand. I was okay with that, being a considerate fellow that I am. Then she started talking about her memoirs as a [geisha] in Japan a few years back, so I called a cab." ❋ Benevolentdictator (2011)

Girl: "[Are you ready] for storytime baby?" Guy: "Yeah!" Girl: "[Once upon a time].." Guy: "thats sexy. [i just came]." ❋ Heather E (2009)

Person 1: Do you like Storytime Animators? Person 2: Why would I? They are introverts, with depression, anxiety, some condition, were bullied, abused, had some existencial [crisis], and tell jokes that are unfunny and annoying Person 1: Damn... I've never notice that Person 2: It's like [The Simpsons]. They used to be good, but now are [stale] and not funny ❋ Pessimistic-cunt (2022)

Person:“[Crop]? And [Storytime]?” Tiktoker: “[please go away]” ❋ Obhioan (2022)

Tiger: Yo Guapo, are we having [Storytime With Sleazy T] today???!!!??? Andrew: Please Sleazy? Guapo: Ok, Mr. And Mrs. Jugs, are y'all coming? Seth and Madeline: Sure. Spencer: All right, can you tell us [the eel] joke again? Guapo: Sure. * 20 minutes later* *r' body*: HAHHAHAHAHQJAHROFLQWERTY!!! Guapo( The original Sleazy T) Another satisfied group!!! Group in unison: That [Blexican] sure is a great Sleazy!!! ❋ The Original Sleazy T (2011)

Hey [Ella] are you going to do [storytime with Ella] today Yes our [Spanish teacher] has to say yes ❋ Storytime0987 (2020)