Stubber

When you observe someone eating ice cream or stubbing a toe, the brain regions that are activated in the eater and the stubber are also activated in you. ❋ Unknown (2008)

This time I gathered quite a cache of geological booty: the pièce de résistance being a veritable lava monolith that shall take pride of place as my office door-stop and toe-stubber. ❋ Unknown (2009)

That would be really nice for the future, because unless we trade him, and unless Heisey is better than average, that is going to be a hole for a while, no? but i'd have dickerson and stubbs flippy floppied. not that it'd happen too too often, but i think stubber would have a shot at more 2-run shots than dickerson would, and i like dickerson's OBP up top (not to mention that i don't see stubbs grounding into too many double plays with his speed.) i'm not ok with trading either of them to make room for chapman but if i absolutely had to pick one i would pick harang. this decision isn't based on his performance. if i had to guess i say they send leake down when that time comes. this is assuming bailey and cueto aren't completely tanking too. there's no way leake will pitch like he did sunday every time out. the odds are almost decisively against him. ❋ Charlie Scrabbles (2010)