Surprize

The Earl hesitated in surprize, and the generosity of Alleyn called a blush into his face. ❋ Unknown (1789)

Lost in surprize, Osbert stood for some time looking down upon an inner court, whence the sounds seemed to arise; after a few minutes he observed a young lady enter from that side on which the tower arose; on her arm rested an elder one, in whose face might be traced the lines of decaying beauty; but it was visible, from the melancholy which clouded her features, that the finger of affliction had there anticipated the ravages of time. ❋ Unknown (1789)

As the RR-FU, that was one very, very sad situation. .at 50 things like this do not surprize, which is sad to say. ❋ Unknown (2009)

My surprize is the greater because on Wednesday, the very day of his coming to Parklands, we had a most unexpected and unwelcome visit from Lady Susan, looking all cheerfulness and good-humour, and seeming more as if she were to marry him when she got to London than as if parted from him for ever. ❋ Unknown (2002)

His not making choice of a pompous name, and introducing his poem with an exordium, is rather a beauty than a fault; for by these means he leaves room for surprize, which is the first excellency in any poem, and to strike out beauties where they are not expected, has a happy influence upon the reader. ❋ Cibber, Theophilus, 1703-1758 (1753)

Indeed, nothing can be of more moral use than the imperfections which are seen in examples of this kind; since such form a kind of surprize, more apt to affect and dwell upon our minds than the faults of very vicious and wicked persons. ❋ Unknown (2004)

Why is it a "surprize" when this taxation issue keeps coming up from every direction and level of government? ❋ Unknown (2010)

Another fellow Utah taxpayer ... the only surprize I had was that yet again my employer did not withold enough state tax ... so will have to tweak that a bit .. ❋ Unknown (2010)

November 12th, 2009 1: 52 pm ET no surprize that democraps will elect another liberal loon. ❋ Unknown (2009)

To my surprize, she said, "I want to see you walk up the hollow without any clothes on" ... "naked," I sheepishly asked? ❋ Unknown (2009)

This shouldn't surprize anyone, he's a fake and a scam artist. ❋ Unknown (2009)

Why should this, umm, “creative” method of implementing law surprize? ❋ Unknown (2009)

This cannot fail to surprize the Litterary World: who are well acquainted with the treacherousness of memory, and how soon the most happy ideas, for want of sufficient quickness in noting down, are lost in the rapidity of thought. ❋ Unknown (2009)

But what was my surprize when told that he had us'd neither. — ❋ Unknown (2009)

JC: Edwin did she [Box Your Nob] Ed: Yeah she totally did, I was sitting there at the beach and she came up to me went "Surprize" and totally [boxed] my nob. JC: Damn man that's awesome, Jasmine never gave me no surprise, I had to [ask in] the cinema to get my nob boxed. ❋ Jezuz Cat (2009)

surprize sex: [A jolly] spin to [date rape]. "It's not rape, it's surprize sex!" [explained] Chase. ❋ Notsuck1 (2009)

[Dip dip] dive, I like [my niggas] on the side, the bitches call me [McPenis surprize]. ❋ BigDickDan (2005)

[Chuck] [laid] a massive serrano surprize on [Zack]. ❋ Charles Serrano (2004)

(girl)he [drenched] me with cum i [wasnt] expecting it daddy!!! (father) well [sweety] next time make sure your ready for the white surprize. ❋ Kinky Fucker (2007)

Jim: [I want to have sex with you] [Ling]: [Are you sure] ? Jim: Yes Ling: Well I have a surprise for you! Jim: what is it? Ling: a shanghai surprize!!!!!!!!!!! ❋ Gravityjapan (2009)

"It's not [rape], it's surprize sex!" [explained] [Chase]. ❋ Espannnnna07 (2007)

(ME) That bitch is [so fine] i would definitely put [my balls] in her ass! (YOU) [Give her] a warm brownie surprize. ❋ Wild Turkey 101 (2007)

I was [limp] for about a month ofter the Ms.Man's, the hot Phys-Ed [tacher] offered me a [Whipped cream] surprise. Yes I took it. ❋ Dash VMC (2005)

Your sister is so damn [hott] i gave her a Warm Brownie Surprize and left [my nuts] in her ass all [afternoon]. ❋ Wild Turkey 101 (2007)