Surrogates

But the point here -- and the reason I used the term "surrogates" is, these contractors are performing tasks that a generation ago would've been performed by somebody in uniform. ❋ David Isenberg (2011)

His reference to hypocrisy sending out surrogates is certainly the "pot calling the kettle black!" as my mama used to say. ❋ Unknown (2008)

Me thinks the drumbeat of so called Mrs. Clinton supporters are actually McCain surrogates who are rooting for Mrs. Clinton to be on the ticket so that they can change the tone of this campaign and control the message to their liking. — ❋ Unknown (2008)

The “media darling” talking points about Obama being waged by NcCain surrogates and McCain himself sound envious. ❋ Unknown (2008)

The problem with Obama and his surrogates is that they are "latte" drinking super liberal left wing nuts that are so far our of touch with reality that they have no idea how the other half of us live. ❋ Unknown (2008)

I just don't think the racial and ethnic campaigning by GOP surrogates is going to move the needle in the states McCain needs to win in order to have a chance. ❋ Unknown (2008)

Bush, through the director of FEMA, FOX News, and other surrogates, is pushing the spin that the people of New Orleans brought this disaster on themselves by NOT evacuating the city. ❋ Unknown (2005)

Yet now the hunt for al Qaeda and its surrogates is conducted as much in the meaner streets of London, Hamburg, Paris, Rome, and Chicago as it is in the caves and defiles of the North-West Frontier. ❋ Unknown (2003)

Matt, come back, your surrogates are all weak, I miss your gin and tonic. ❋ Unknown (2009)

Other big-name surrogates were thick on Virginia's leaf-covered ground over the weekend. ❋ Ben Pershing (2010)

When Obama is doing the right thing for the American people he has Republican support even when Obama and his surrogates are attacking them as being UNAMERICAN, EVIL MONGERS, and Racist because they won't go along with his ruinous Obamacare proposal. ❋ Unknown (2009)

I can't see all of the Republicans or surrogates doing that; I consider some of these conservatives as McCain surrogates. ❋ Unknown (2008)

Why is it that Clinton and her surrogates are always playing the race card? ❋ Unknown (2008)

A trio of big-name surrogates are passing through southwestern Pennsylvania this weekend to stump for former congressional staffer Mark Critz (D) and businessman Tim Burns (R) ahead of Tuesday's special election race for the seat of the late Rep. John Murtha (D). ❋ Unknown (2010)

The AFL-CIO is doing a GREAT job this summer, much better than the so-called surrogates in the Democratic Party are. ❋ Unknown (2009)

Previously sworn to six months of celibacy, Angela has become attached to several animals, what Dr. Sweets might call surrogates for her affection. ❋ Unknown (2009)

In the not to distant future technology is developed which gives us the ability to control customizable robots, called surrogates, with our minds. ❋ Unknown (2009)

1. A surrogate C.E.O. was appointed to the board on an [interim] basis. 2. A [surrogate mother] became the answer to the [couple's] desire for a child. ❋ James (2003)

Tyrone and [Brie] Ann produced such lovely children, he as dark as the ebony keys, she as white as the white keys on a piano, and the children a lovely in-between mocha toned. Barren women had seen Tyrone and Brie [Ann's] products (shaded like soap opera stars) and wanted children like them, especially boys who were born already endowed. To make sure Brie Ann had quads, Tyrone masturbated into [petrie dish], causing it to overflow. The doctor collected five eggs from Brie Ann and fertilized them in [petrie] dishes with Tyrone's generous sperm and implated the fertilized eggs in Brie Ann's womb. Since she was carrying the children for others, she was now a [surrogate mother] even though the eggs were hers. All five matured to term and Brie Ann made five ladies happy nine months later. There was a question about the legitimacy of these children as Tyrone and Brie Ann had never married. ❋ Richard Black (2005)

That [website] surrogate.[tv] has [really cool] surrogate games! ❋ Seemoregilmer (2020)

1- The surrogate [currency] passed along without notice for years. 2-The latently surrogate [samurai] master came out of his [shell]. ❋ Larstait (2003)

A [surrogate] man/boyfriend/husband is a lot like a [substitute teacher]. The husband/teacher gets sick and the surrogate, like the substitute wonders [what the fuck am I] doing here and how do I teach these kids anything they're not mine? The surrogate is a lot like the substitute teacher who can't pronounce your name, everybody who meets a surrogate wants the real teacher/husband/man/boyfriend back quick. ❋ Solid Mantis (2018)

"Are John and [Norm] an item or something?" "No John is just [Norm's] [surrogate]." "Well that's a little disturbing." ❋ Whale Whisperer (2016)

Carboy109: "If you see this image while scrolling the first page, you have been visited by the [surrogate whale]. You MUST post 'Thank you [Surrogate] Whale' or you will face loss of gains and [NEGS] for the rest of your life" Xorsos: Thank you [Surrogate Whale] ❋ Carboy109 (2013)

[Troy] - so Dave, [Candice] came over to your place last night to talk huh? Dave - yeah. Troy - you do realize you're her [surrogate boyfriend], right? Dave - dude, no way. Troy - totally way. She comes over, cries on your shoulder, hangs out, asks your opinion 'bout stuff. And you don't even make out with her? Total [surrogate]. Dave - whatever. Troy - and once she has a boyfriend she'll stop coming to you. (6 months later) Troy - see, Candice is now going out with Jason and she's stopped coming to you. Dave - I was totally whipped. (elsewhere) Leslie - Candice, you're so lucky you had Dave while you and Tommy were broken up. Candice - yeah, he was a good surrogate boyfriend. But I have Jason now so I'm able to go to him, my real boyfriend, when I have problems or wanna hang out. ❋ ChipGirl (2008)

When Butch became my prison [cellmate], I offered to make him a [fifi] like mine, but he preferred to use my [virgin asshole] as his surrogate pussy, instead. ❋ NeverGonnaGetIt69 (2021)

Amanda: Oh no, this annoying guy keeps following me around trying to talk to me, could you be my [surrogate boyfriend] [for a minute]? John: Sure, [let me just] hold your hand for a minute till he walks past and hopefully he gets the point. ❋ NeonDancer (2009)