Swordfights

Have dildo swordfights with Billy in that stupid store? ❋ Chris Vola (2011)

But my series is light action fantasy, all swordfights and magic mixed with comedy. ❋ Unknown (2009)

But hey, as the Master once said, "If you are afraid of swordfights, then stay away from swords". ❋ Zornhau (2009)

And I have the experience of having fought and won hundreds of swordfights. ❋ Unknown (2010)

(I recommend against verbal swordfights with PZ Myers -- you can't win.) ❋ Unknown (2010)

In past decades, studios went so far as to run fencing classes for swordfights. ❋ Bill Crider (2010)

Sadly, I know Millennium is going to beef it up and turn it into an energetic high profile project with edge-of-your-seat swordfights and boring dialogue. ❋ Unknown (2008)

Similarly, in Scotland -- ironically, the land depicted in both Braveheart and Highlander -- also has very strict sword-control laws, although these laws do not seem to have succeeded in keeping people from running around waving the things, either individually or (in at least one case of which I'm aware) in gang swordfights. ❋ Unknown (2010)

I want man-eating ants, swordfights between two people balanced on the backs of speeding jeeps, subterranean caverns of gold, vicious femme fatales, plunges down three waterfalls in a row, and the explanation for flying saucers. ❋ Unknown (2008)

The games give people a sexy lady to watch as she swordfights and there is nothing but action, so much that it gets repetitive. ❋ Tenshi_a (2010)

Yes, he might leave most of the planet a desolated, post-apocalyptic wasteland where the only people left spend their days wandering from one dead midwestern town to the next in long coats and cool sunglasses, bartering gasoline, delivering old mail and having slow-motion swordfights with zombies in dramatic silhouette. ❋ Unknown (2010)

It follows the misadventures of the first three commoners who train to become knights at an all boys 'school in dystopian Victorian England, with swordfights and chivalry -- but no magic. ❋ Unknown (2010)

The gaming setup can be virtual, so you can have multiplayer swordfights, or whatever, with no-one actually getting stabbed for real, and it seems these environments work well. ❋ Blue Tyson (2008)

So I'll toss down my cash to relive Beatles 'early gigs at the Cavern Club, and I'll probably buy 13TH WARRIOR on DVD to have swordfights to watch while I toss down a slice of pizza before going out, but until the music industry finds a way to sell me a higher-value product, I'll probably continue to download most of my music from the blogs -- for free. ❋ Unknown (2009)

It's like Shakespeare, only with zoning board meetings and legal writs instead of murder and swordfights. ❋ Ann Althouse (2009)

Yes, it could lead to swordfights over the guacamole. ❋ Unknown (2007)

Dude me and Fred had a [swordfight] last night! [I won]! That’s Uncle [Dale], me and him had a swordfight the other day ❋ Turtlepenis 64 (2019)

The two [warriors] were [engaged in] a [vicious] swordfight. ❋ LawrenceMK2 (2020)

1. The gay [porn video] featured a lot of fellatio, tons of anal sex, and a few swordfights. 2. I'd like to [finish this] game of [pool] when John and Jeff get back from their swordfight. ❋ Chad Baker (2004)

I was really [drunk one] time and I went to the bathroom where this [gay guy] in my frat was just finishing [showering]. He asked me if I wanted to have a swordfight. It was cool. I won. ❋ Kingfish (2003)

Anything involving physics, computers, or [engineering]; [strip] clubs, [whackass] clubs. ❋ Keyshaw (2005)

Man 1: yo [wanna] do some Swordfighting Man 2: [yeah sure] man 1: *unscrews [penis]* ❋ Noah_7736 (2022)

I saw [those guys] Swordfighting when I [peeked] [in the room] ❋ Kkona123 (2019)

I was going to [take a shower] after practice but two [fags] were Swordfighting [in the shower]. ❋ Ccnutmnkey (2004)

[I love] to [swordfight] with [my boyfriend]. ❋ (2022)

Dude: I am very [surprised] that [Brandeis] girl let us swordfight inside her. Guy: [I am not]. ❋ Joe Bone (2005)