Teeny Weeny

Even the Dems, with their little, teeny-weeny, spend-happy brains, realize that this health care bill costs too much for our country to handle. ❋ Unknown (2009)

So I wonder if Dumb and Dumber really would think that they can get votes to win over Prez O? … a little teeny-weeny reminder that Prez O got OVER 69,000,000 (yes, 69 MILLION VOTES) votes. ❋ Unknown (2010)

Any teeny-weeny hint when we might look forward to their book? ❋ Nalini Singh (2009)

At last, the teeny-weeny bikini I've been looking for! ❋ April Daniels Hussar (2011)

A teeny-weeny PSP screen will only give me eye strain. ❋ Unknown (2009)

In honor of Belgium's most famous, non-waffle export Jean-Claude Van Damme, Racers strip down into itsy-bitsy, teeny-weeny bikinis, slather on tanning lotion, and strike some bodybuilding poses in the most muscle-tastic task ever. ❋ Unknown (2011)

We try to emphasize that the show is teeny-weeny compared to SPX, MoCCA, APE, DragonCon, Sunnyville Pie Bake-Off, and that its space is in the second story of a bar. ❋ Unknown (2009)

True, the panty liner has a transparent adhesive film that makes it easier to custom-attach to thong underwear (ironically, just as that particular underwear fad seems to be dying down) and the tampon has an interesting lock-and-load action that makes it vaguely resemble a teeny-weeny assault weapon. ❋ Unknown (2010)

If an adult bathing suit costs between $200 and $265, the teeny-weeny matching kid's outfit goes for a not inconsiderable $110 to $140. ❋ Unknown (2010)

There were political figures (in varying sizes) and teeny-weeny loaves of bread. ❋ Heather McDougal (2008)

HUIZENGA: Actually, it's a five-movement symphony that plays off just a single teeny-weeny microchip. ❋ Unknown (2010)

I wondered if he had teeny-weeny cloven hooves inside those boots. ❋ SAMANTHA BEE (2010)

[Did you] [see] that teeny-weeny [skirt] on her? ❋ Mefistofeles (2004)

Jenny [unzipped] [the mans] pants to find his teeny weenie, she then [zipped] them back up. ❋ R-sizzle. (2017)

I have a Teeny Weeny ❋ D0xy (2020)

Guy 1: "Wow, I heard Henry Sick just got dumped." Guy 2: "Yeah, his girlfriend was tired of his teenie-weenie. She told me if it was any smaller it'd be a clit." Guy 1: "Yeah, I always pegged him for having a cock that would make a baby-carrot look like a [blimp]." Guy 2: "Me too, I felt really bad for her so naturally I let her slurp my [cock-monster] as a [condolence]." ❋ JAManCode (2010)

“[wow] [joey] [bierly] has a teenie weenie” ❋ Quke (2021)

"[Haha], that looooser has a teeny weeny." ❋ Maalqua (2021)

You can tell when someone has a teenie weenie (or the female equivalent: a [shriveled] [clitoris] or yet worse - a shriveled soul!) by the [bitterness] in their words. Sad. ❋ Princess H.B.I.C. (2011)

You [saw] him? [He’s] [got] a teeny weenie! ❋ Minecraft1238 (2019)

The [cast] of "[The Fast and the Furious]" suffers from teenie weenie syndrome. ❋ Keith (2004)

[Willy] has [such a] [teenie weenie peenie]. ❋ Kath__ (2007)