Telemarketer

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The telephone equivalent of spam. The worst kind of salesman in the universe. Traits: Officious, sometimes bullshittingly "polite" pricks who will recall your number over and over when they aren't scamming other random phone numbers. How to deal with them: Shoot em up! ...er, i meant How to really deal with them: Whenever one of these calls you, immediately i.d. which category it falls into: Survey Unwanted service Donation scam Subcription for 40 months of shitty magazines you dont need Now the fun part. Keep acting like youre interested in whatever theyre offering. Thank them for every last excruciating detail they throw at you at hyper-machine gun speed so they have trouble concentrating trying to sucker you into their shit. Prolong everything. Ask questions about everything they say (be sure to sound as happy as can be, and as interested as a masochist in hell). Then, when the inevitable closing deal part of the conversation comes, your choices are: Hang-up "Fuck youz" + Hang-up "Go fuck yourself" "Get a real job" "U r SuxOr" "-random soundeffect-" "i did your mom" Be creative. Let your imagination take over in getting back at these asses. Peace`=) Urban Dictionary

A human being trying actually pay their bills just like the rest of you except they probably hate their jobs as telemarkets more than you hate them. Urban Dictionary

A person who sits on the phones and badgers the hell out of people to either donate to the police or sign up for a credit card. Yet, the telemarketer gets a huge kick out of people who cuss and scream at them and ask to be taken off the list. Urban Dictionary

1. A person or robot you receive in a commercial call. 2. One of those times its O.K. to feel like you wanna kill someone. 3. Makes you wish you had Caller ID or even a Telezapper. Urban Dictionary

Those fuckers who call you asking you to buy shit. They constantly call you telling you things like "please don't hang up the phone", "I'm calling you up on an item we sent you in the mail", "Hey would you like a subscription to ". These lovely individuals. are usually payed high, but work on commission, so they have to be good at what they do. Urban Dictionary

A person with the shittiest job on the planet. Some make decent money, some make nothing, all are annoying as hell. Buy stuff from them so they can afford a happy meal. Urban Dictionary

The official newspaper for the Teletubbies.Released every Sunday. Urban Dictionary

An under educated unmotivated group of millions that mantain civil obligations,just like the rest of you dirty sanchez's getting off the jersey turnpike. Urban Dictionary

A telemarketer is basically a technology-equipped street hawker who rings you incessantly and tries to turn your own private home into a market bazaar, just in case you don't find the constant spruiking of products and services in junk mail, on radio programs, TV commercials and late-night infomercials annoying enough. It ranks just above being a wheel-clamper, a parking inspector and a pimp, but trumps all with its persistence and invasiveness. It's one of the few jobs which give a chance for hermits who never leave the house to experience the joys of being incessantly harassed in their own home. It is a very unprofessional and disrespectful way to market products and it reeks of desperation. Attempting to get people to agree to complex deals over the phone and not giving them time to compare the deal with the competition or any current deals they have, is a scummy way of doing business. The lack of respect inherent in the job is demonstrated by corporates themselves who outsource their telemarketing to places like India to keep their marketing costs down. Get call-barring if you can, or ditch your landline for a mobile. These are the only ways to stop these people. You can abuse them all you like, make all the requests to them to stop ringing and they will always ignore you. The epitome of corporate arrogance and unprofessionality. Urban Dictionary

Noun. Also known as telescams and cold calls. When a salesperson calls you unexpectantly and offers you something you don't want or need, such as double glazing. In the US and Australia, telemarketing is restricted and policed. In the UK, it is less controlled, because otherwise it would clash with the free speech laws. Telemarketing is the bain of most houseowners' existences, and will guarentee you a place in Hades if you ever get a job in a telemarketing company. Urban Dictionary

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