The Count

Word THE COUNT
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A person who isn't worth anything. Useless, trash, etc. Urban Dictionary

The pimp of Sesame Street. One badass mothafucka. Always counting the days his ho's miss in paying him. Urban Dictionary

A Southern expression, meaning no good, or thats bad. Similar to no dice. Urban Dictionary

The incremental process that we teach to our 3 year olds so that they know how to accurately articulate the number of desired cookies. Counting is sometimes used to achieve an election result, but more often is seen in the private sector as a mechanism of identifying the millionth product sold by a given manufacturer. Urban Dictionary

Drug purchashing and inventory skills. The knowledge of how much weed one should get for a given price. Essentially, it is the typical street value for your area. Urban Dictionary

What happens when you're iPhone (or other device) tries to autocorrect cunt. This has since caught on to being used by people wanting a substitude more acceptable/funny way of saying cunt. Urban Dictionary

A way to call someone a "cunt" in public that can easily be inserted into conversations politely, without the person knowing. Urban Dictionary

Praise for a great accomplishment. Usually said with a hand gesture of your first finger "counting it". Urban Dictionary

A not so common term for a male vampire, usually one with a rich wardrobe Urban Dictionary

A southern term to describe something as being good. Urban Dictionary

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The word "the-count" in example sentences

I bought underclothing, and a suit of clothes; and I took back a shoemaker with me, and when the-count had dressed sent the man to him to try on a number of pairs of boots he had brought with him in a basket. ❋ David Christie Murray (N/A)

That [Crissy] is a no 'count [mother]. ❋ CrissyIsAMudshark (2004)

[Dave Chappelle]: The Count: Bitch how maaanny times must I tell you to brrring my [cash in] *smack* 1 slap *smack* 2 slaps, 2 slaps, aah [ah ah ah] ahaaa ❋ Some Pot Smoking Retard (2007)

When the [pawn shop] looked at the [VCR] they said, "we will not [take it] because it is no count." ❋ Andrew D. (2006)

Ted: How did they figure out who bought the billionth McDonald's [cheeseburger]? [Ralph]: They were [counting]. ❋ Kate Sjostrand (2008)

Can you believe he [paid] $50 for 2 [grams]! Man, that kid does NOT know his count. What a [custy]! ❋ ESentrik27 (2007)

[that dude] is such a count... lol don't you mean [cunt]? damn [autoINcorrect]! ❋ Zkpilot (2011)

How is your day going, boss? I heard Jeremy was acting like [the count] of office and thought they [run the show]. He is far from [nobility]. ❋ Andy Spalig (2019)

"Damn! You [scored] a [hottie]!" "[Count it]!" *hand motion* ❋ This Is For You Em! (2008)

"A [coat] like that will make even the most [tan] of humans look like a [noble] Count" ❋ Timothy Ouellette (2007)

That there steak [with ketchup] was [dun] count [ya'll] ❋ Kroon78 (2010)

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