Thor

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Norse god of Thunder. Can drink anyone under the table. Not a deity to fuck with. Urban Dictionary

A giant, ~24" dildo. It's freaking huge. Sells for $150. Urban Dictionary

When you are fucking someone in the ass and you hit them over the head with a bag of nickels. Primarily occurs in Prison. Urban Dictionary

Thor is the subject, in modern society, of a dualistic nature. In Norse Mythology, Thor is known as the son of Odin, wields the magic hammer, Mjolnir, and he is killed by the Midgard Serpent, Jormagund. But recently, through divine intervention, he has been revived through his eternal tie with the nectar of the Gods, beer. If Thor drank a beer now, its name would be Keystone Light and he would drink every Friday night in Morgantown at the CFC. Thor is known through cult worship now as the God of the ancient practice of "beer pong." What is "beer pong" you ask? Though its true meaning was lost some 2500 years ago, it still lives on within the heart of every college student in America. The "game" "beer pong" was originally created by the Norse Gods as a way to ease their stress in a competitive, heterosexual way. One God in particular excelled at the "game," Thor, and he gained much insight into celestial knowledge through it. In fact he was so infatuated with "beer pong" that he snuck it to the mortals on Earth behind the other God's backs, so they too could revel in its glory. Soon the people of Earth loved "beer pong" and all was good in the land. Shortly after Thor was killed by Jormagund and the people lamented his death. "Beer pong" was ceased for seven years among Norse tribes after Thor's demise, in respect for its patron saint. The ancient practice soon fell into oblivion along with the Viking Boy Band, The Back-Fjord Boys and also a popular dance craze called, Smite the Christian. Some 2500 years later, the spirit of Thor was revived and he once again bestowed the game "beer pong" upon the college students of America, who are known as the "chosen ones." To this day Thor can beat anyone at beer pong and can still drink them under the table. Thor currently resides in Morgantown with his 157 wives which he rails every night...in succession, without respite. He also attends CFC every Friday night and manifests himself in human form within a lucky contender...usually Mon. And the story continues... Urban Dictionary

A common west coast slang term meaning no, nothing, not, never, didn't, etc. Originated from high school students in shoreline. Urban Dictionary

Someone or something that can be classified as stupid or unfortunate Urban Dictionary

War in the language Amharic "war" ---> also means "month" in Amharic Urban Dictionary

When you catch your girlfriend cheating on you so you taze her in the vagina. Urban Dictionary

A strong willed, trustworthy man who learns to come to terms with his troubled past and adapt to his role as a leader. He pretends to not care about the welfare of others while secretly doing his best to not let anyone down. He maintains that all he wants is to be left alone, meanwhile striving to gain recognition. He is a loner of sorts but will never turn anyone away if they are in need of him. Urban Dictionary

Thor is a member of the Aesir, the tribe of Gods worshipped by the medieval Scandinavian pagans, and some modern nutters. Thor is the defender of the Gods, and the strongest of all of them. In the myths he is mostly fighting giants; Hrungnir and Geirrod were his most famous opponents. He is described as red-haired and bearded. In the Norse myths, his character is strong, loyal and honest. He is often quick to anger, but also quick to regain his temper. However, he is not renowned for his brains, and so has to rely on brawn. One of the myths tells how this does not work for him, when he visits Utgard-Loki the giant and is tricked again and again. Thor's main weapon is the hammer Mjolnir. This was made for him by the dwarfs Brokk and Eitri. He also has iron gloves and a girdle that doubles his strength. He drives a chariot pulled by two goats and it is the rumble of the chariot wheels in the mountains that was said to be the cause of thunder. Lightning was believed to be the sparks from Thor's hammer, or from the piece of whetstone stuck in his head after his duel with the giant Hrungnir. Once Thor's hammer was stolen by a giant, and held at ransom for the price of Freyja as the giant's wife. To get his hammer back, Thor had to dress as a woman and pretend to be Freyja. Thor's father is Odin and his mother is the Earth. He is married to Sif, a Goddess of the harvest with golden hair, and has a daughter with her called Thrud. Once, a dwarf called Alvis wanted to marry Thrud, so Thor kept him talking all night until the sun came up and turned Alvis to stone. He also has a giantess mistress, called Jarnsaxa, and with her he has two sons, Magni and Modi, who will survive Ragnarok and become part of the new order of Gods. At Ragnarok, Thor will fight the Midgard Serpent, Jormagund. As he kills it, it will bite him, and Thor will die from the poison in Jormagund's fangs. Thor was the patron God of freemen, whereas Odin was the patron God of noblemen and also the God of poetry. This meant that Odin was far more widely written about in the medieval poems, but that Thor was far more widely worshipped. This can be seen in the number of Norse names that include Thor. A few examples are Thorgeir (Thor-spear), Thorolf (Thor-wolf), Thorbrand (Thor-sword) and Thorbjorn (Thor-bear). I know of no examples of humans named after Odin. Some historians think that Thor actually replaced Odin as the 'top God' in the later stages of Norse paganism. Overall, Thor is strong and formidable to his enemies, but also an endearing character because of his good nature and because he is so slow on the uptake. Urban Dictionary

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The word "thor" in example sentences

Misty, if "thor" is a representation of the kind of constituent that voted for McDermott, then yes. ❋ Unknown (2006)

The Best person for thor is definately DOlPH LUNDREN …. the russian badass who has done alot of action movies … jus might work! but unless you have someone made for the part like Angie Jolie as tomb raider, then your takin a chance on any actor … … american cinema now a days is a tough crowd to please! ❋ Unknown (2008)

The Best person for thor is definately DOlPH LUNDREN …. the russian badass who has done alot of action moviesand would be perfect for the Viking GOD … jus might work! but unless you have someone made for the part like Angie Jolie as tomb raider, then your takin a chance on any actor … … american cinema now a days is a tough crowd to please! ❋ Unknown (2008)

Cause if thor is ultimate, things could go down hill ❋ Unknown (2008)

German word thor, signifying a gate, because built by the Teutonick order, as it were for a gate to let forces into Prussia whenever occasion served. ❋ 1634-1716 (1823)

A lot of people are going to be "thor" as hell when they realize what passes for commentarians on this blog now. ❋ Unknown (2006)

The problem I'm running into in terms of wrapping my mind around this whole "thor" personna is you want to dude who can act, and do a convincing job… but if I recall, isn't thor supposed to be 6'7" and 350-400lbs? ❋ Unknown (2008)

Hopefully Karzai & Co. can get their knuckles far enough off the ground so as not to trip over them. thor ❋ Unknown (2010)

Odummie is showing the world how utterly CLUELESS he is. thor ❋ Unknown (2010)

Hey Specter ... would you please just go away? thor ❋ Unknown (2010)

Oh, and I also heard that some short phrases from e-mails by one scientist taken out of context and editorialized by pundits prove that ALL scientists lie! thor ❋ Unknown (2010)

Thor Kaslofasky during a San Francisco Redevelopment Agency 415-749-2464 thor. [email protected] ❋ Admin (2009)

If we can figure it out and build it here, that could get people into decent paying jobs. thor ❋ Unknown (2010)

I see Obama's health care policy will cost the tax payers even more than projected no surprise here. thor ❋ Unknown (2010)

Bozo The Neoclown says: thor, you look like a typical cancervative poser. sorry to break the news to you. ❋ Unknown (2010)

Remind me again why I bother actually paying my mortgage each month? thor ❋ Unknown (2010)

At least he won't be able to ride in on Obama's coat tails like Kanjorski did two year ago, hopefully people will wake up to this career politician who has change parties THREE TIMES. thor ❋ Unknown (2010)

Don't [fuck with] [the Thor]. ❋ Ketter (2005)

I raped Jimmy [with Thor], and now his [pelvis] is [shattered]. ❋ Vee Are Are Schee (2004)

I was taking [Randy] last night in his cell and I gave him [the Thor] and I thought he was going to [punch me in the face]. ❋ Disco Duckie (2007)

My God, ([insert name]) is amazing, he owned that 1, 4, 6 split! The [divine] presence of [Thor] must be with him on this night. ❋ E-65 (2006)

There is [thor] beer left. I'm thor going because [I'm sick]. "Are you going to [pay] for that?" "[Thor]." ❋ Care (2005)

[Ew], [Jaime] is so thor! ❋ Kira Smith (2005)

Ethiopians talking ----- "ere guudfellabachwe...thor [ent] legbu naw" "[frenge] miskyen" "und war [kire] thor net lejmer..." ❋ Teniscourt (2013)

Man 1: Man, I caught [Madi] [cheating] on me so I gave her [the Thor]. Man 2:Dude that sucks, she's such a slut. ❋ The.gayest.lesbian (2017)

[Regardless] of what your say Thor, [I know] you [want] us to be here! ❋ Duffguy (2010)

Most of the definitions on [this site] show a stereotyped version of Thor, that does not represent his true [literary] and [mythological] character. ❋ A. C. Cooper (2006)

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