Timeshares

This secondary market for timeshares is essentially one person selling their timeshare to another person, if the timeshare contract permits the sale. ❋ Unknown (2008)

“What we saw was a function of the bad economy, as people tried to get rid of costly timeshares but no one was buying,” says Southwick. ❋ Unknown (2011)

I am very surprised to see timeshares on this list ... ❋ Unknown (2009)

Some offer a service to help owners sell their timeshares. ❋ Unknown (2011)

Mr. Sorenson said the company tried to partner with outside investors to build timeshare resorts but found that the model of providing management for third-party owners, which is the basis for the hotel business, didn't work well with timeshares. ❋ Alexandra Berzon (2011)

Over the last ten years, my family has enjoyed renting houses, condos and owner timeshares. ❋ Regina Fraser (2011)

Dodge the welcomers in the airport, even those promising shuttle services—they're selling timeshares. ❋ Kris Hudson (2011)

Many owners have discovered that timeshares can be impossible to unload. ❋ Unknown (2011)

Over the last two decades bird-nesting has been floated as a high-minded concept for co-parenting timeshares designed to minimize the tumult to children. ❋ Tara Fass (2011)

Particularly timeshares for ski houses where you don't even get a week in the winter (The one in Jackson). ❋ Unknown (2009)

In comparison, nearly 11% of Starwood's sales come from timeshares. ❋ Alexandra Berzon (2011)

I agree with everyone, I don't think the timeshares should've been included in that list. ❋ Unknown (2009)

Mr. Jowdy is set to start construction next month on the lagoon, which will be surrounded by about 150 Mediterranean-style villas, which will sell as timeshares for as much as $70,000 a week. ❋ Unknown (2011)

After being shown around a fairly nice-looking apartment complex, the Timeshare salesman and the customer return to the main office to [finalize] the presentation. Timeshare Rep: So, did you like the [Quazi] Glam properties? Customer: Absolutely! The jacuzzi room was a [nice touch], and the [ocean view] is spectacular. Timeshare Rep: Now, I need to get my double-digit sales quota today, and I'm running terribly short on time, so let's get down to business. You said you are an Engineer, and you probably make like a shitload of money, so how would you like to purchase an apartment for $2,899 a month for 60 months? Customer: Those apartments don't look like they cost that much! Timeshare Rep: Aw come on now, work with me. (scribbles on a paper) Using a [hooey] mathematical formula I made up while showing you around, you can easily get one paid off in like, 14 months. Customer: The price still does not justify the quality. Timeshare Rep: Hmmm. How about I reduce the payment to $2,199 for 54 months. You can even invite your friends and relatives to [rent it] out and reduce your cost. Customer: [Let me think] about it later. Timeshare Rep: Okay. How about $1,[799] for 48 months? I'll even throw in free maintenance and free lunches at the [on-site] bistro for 3 months. Customer: I still need more time to consider this. Timeshare Rep: [You're breaking my balls] here. $1,[499] for 42 months, plus all of the benefits, and free heating? Customer: Alright, fine. I'll buy an apartment. Timeshare Rep: Great! Now sign on the dotted line before my 100 minute presentation is up (hands over a document). Customer: (signng the document) Now what if I change my mind and decide to cancel my payment, do I get [refunded]? Timeshare Rep: Um.....no. In fact, by signing up, you are now required to pay $2,899 up front, plus a $7,345 utility instalation fee, $13,500 pet-chauffer service, and a $1,766 asteroid-impact insurance fee. Customer: Fuck. Timeshare Rep: Thank you for purchasing a Quazi Glam property. Here's a complementary ticket to Jamal's Flea Market. Have a nice day. Sucker. ❋ Sarcastic (2006)

(Girl) hangs out with (Guy 1) Monday [thru] Friday but since she's a [timeshare], (Guy 2) has her [on the weekends]. ❋ Scooter2424 (2013)

Yo man, I thought some drama was gonna [go down] after she [hooked up] with both our [roommates]. But they worked it out and now they have a pussy timeshare ❋ Iron Butterfly 91 (2011)

$40 [webcam], [splitting] $20 a piece, alternating possession every week is a ghetto [timeshare] ❋ Bob K. Garf (2010)

[Roommate] 1"[Ayy] who was that girl you brought in last night?" Roommate 2"Nah it was just a [timeshare pussy]." ❋ SwagasaurusFlex (2017)

"Yo, son [daves] in a [black out] again, I think he's on the phone with that [miami right] now." ❋ Steve-i Rastafari (2005)

Is that [your cat]? Nah it’s a [timeshare cat], the real owner [is out] of town ❋ Bostonrox1992 (2023)

Hey bro where have you been ? I’ve just been living in Her [Majesty]’s [Timeshare] [accommodation]. ❋ Mont14 (2021)

Friend: Hey where have you been? Me: I got [timeshare] [kinked] by sharon again, she is really into [shibari] now. ❋ BarWeaver (2022)

Person A: Dude, I just got this [sweet deal] on a timeshare! Person B: Why do you think they are [handing] them out on [eBay] for free, moron? ❋ Tomb5469 (2018)