Tofurkey

Cindy, would you want to have that chair recovered in tofurkey? ❋ Unknown (2009)

So outside known longivity variables, like meditation, purpose of living, close knitted family and social support, clean air and naturally grown food supply, Dr Oz went on to say that food like beans, tofu and tofu derivitives, such as tofurkey and turkey dogs, prolong life. ❋ Unknown (2008)

I have deduced, after nine years of careful and extensive research, that no brand of tofu-based turkey replacement a.k.a. "tofurkey" is edible. ❋ Unknown (2007)

I'm trying to find a way to work "tofurkey" in there, but it's just not happenin'. ❋ Miss Snark (2006)

Are Tanya's cloying penchants for therapy-speak, rainbow flags, and "tofurkey" enough to justify the hostile attitude and relentlessly barbed humor Cannie directs toward her? ❋ Unknown (2001)

For geeks, the most telling signs of seasonal reality have nothing to do with a crisp chill in the smog, the scent of tofurkey roasting in the microwave or that scraping sound a super-sized fir makes when you're cramming it through the front door of your nano-apartment. ❋ Unknown (2004)

Jessica's fiance, Eric Johnson is vegan, and they cooked a tofurkey for Thanksgiving. ❋ Katy Hall (2011)

John's a vegan, so Simpson has been learning some valuable new skills, too, as she even cooked a tofurkey for Thanksgiving. ❋ Jordan Zakarin (2011)

Just look straight ahead, clutching your tofurkey and get into the wagon. ❋ Unknown (2009)

My plate has everything pictured above, including gravy on the tofurkey. ❋ Unknown (2009)

Oh, the sheer beyondness of a 28 mil dolla tofurkey refurbished Eileen Gray original. ❋ Unknown (2009)

People can throw tofurkey slices at us to show their appreciation. ❋ Unknown (2009)

And one year instead of the traditional turkey, they had tofurkey and gravy flavor. ❋ Unknown (2010)

Pardon me while I heat up the tofurkey, basted with my very own tears. ❋ Unknown (2008)

Only 1 percent of the U.S. population is vegan, partly because veganism isn't cheap: The cost comes from the value of specialty products made by speciality companies with cloying names tofurkey, anyone?. ❋ BusinessWeek (2010)