Toled

Ai wuz toled wen ai wuz liddul “nawt laideeliek langwij” but mawmz fren dint telz me wut ai cud sai insted. ❋ Unknown (2010)

Menni yeers ago sumwun toled me ai sowndid liek Marvin, de Paranoyd Androyd. ai wos orlreddi habbin a bad day befoar he sed dat, it didnnt improov. ❋ Unknown (2010)

June 17, 2010 at 9:11 pm ai has bin toled dat ai issunt awl der. ❋ Unknown (2010)

June 5, 2010 at 6:47 pm wee wil tri teh cheezmeet agin onna teh 19fh an Ginny wil bee toled “noh stawpin tu smellify teh foxytayls!” ❋ Unknown (2010)

Inkwired inkwiring mynds is inkwiring and wuz toled ❋ Unknown (2009)

Ais clikeed an chekt an unchekt fings wut teh Halp! toled mii tu, an ai nawt noes wut els tu du. ❋ Unknown (2009)

But carosue iz rite – teh feelinez not lieks 2 do what they r toled! ❋ Unknown (2009)

Mah momma always toled me that sumthin awful wuld happin if I didnt wayr mah unnerwayrs! ❋ Unknown (2009)

Wuz bak when he wuz long and thin, and I toled heem he wuz a fuzzy snayk, he wuz so thin. ❋ Unknown (2009)

I duz nawt member if I ever toled teh bak storeh, but I wuz engaged to be marreed when I met Mr. G in a laundromat in August 1986. ❋ Unknown (2009)

Ohai, wut ai wuz toled tu uze , da saline haz sum baking soda added. can get a kit for about $10 with the squirt bottle, 50 or so packets of the proper amount of salt/ soda and directions. by MacNeill ? co. ❋ Unknown (2009)

I wuz prayin fur it yestiday after yoo toled us teh storeh. ❋ Unknown (2008)

No, he haz nawt yet toled meh whut he wishes to be kawled. ❋ Unknown (2008)

August 5, 2008 at 4:12 pm ai thot ai toled herz tew be kwiet………. but noes…………herz haz tew goew out tew dinner! ❋ Unknown (2008)

Se, ai toled yu dat amefist wud be a gud kulur fur yu,duchess. ❋ Unknown (2008)

Ai toled hur sum but shud rite daown awn pyewtur nd telz wair iz paswurdz wen she nedez. doan wantz tu wurk. wantz tu plai. pleh. ❋ Unknown (2008)

Wun toled us awl off a fyu piks bak for torkin to eech odder an celery braytin teh furst post – seemed to fink we shud oenlee yus teh Commets payj to commet awn teh pik, an nawt to commet awn teh commets. ❋ Unknown (2008)

Wen ai wuz liddl mama hab fren toled me nize gurlz nawt sez go “pee” Nawt telz me wut can sai. hab to holed it til I lurn sai urn8. ❋ Unknown (2008)

Ai paira… peara… jus toled wut he sed nawt in egzac saem werds. ❋ Unknown (2008)

Unfort…Sadly, if nawt, ai furget witch lol fred/pic ai toled teh story in. ❋ Unknown (2008)