Tonnes

What do we mean by tonnes?

A metric unit of mass equal to 1000 kilograms. Symbol: t

A score of 100.

Word used to mean heaps Urban Dictionary

A metric term used to describe a whole bunch of stuff Urban Dictionary

Me Urban Dictionary

The metric amount that any given person can fit up their arse arse load Urban Dictionary

A fat person Urban Dictionary

Noun: An extremely large amount of something, unto absurdity. Generally used in hyperbole. Note: proper usage demands the British spelling of "tonne" becuse the extra letters are also absurd. Urban Dictionary

Where by large women are slept with by competing men for the sake of sport. Urban Dictionary

Grossly oversized quantity. Unfathomable in most circumstances. Urban Dictionary

Unit of measurement. Built upon the Old English term "shit load", which is very lacking in actual measurable significance, a Metric Fuck Tonne is a significantly more accurate. Easily identified with the abbreviation FT, a Metric Fuck Tonne is greater than one may care to measure. Most commonly used to describe weight which is clearly no less than one thousand kilograms, but when actual measurement has not taken place. Not to be confused with the antiquated, Imperial Fuck Tonne. Urban Dictionary

"Pl~U~tonic" is often mistaken for "pl~A~tonic" whereby respective individuals are attracted but conscientiously abstain from sex. Sooo ironically, a "Pl~U~tonic" relationship is one whereby the respective individuals shag each other crazy until too sore to continue!?! Perfect examples of a "Pl~U~tonic" relationship are: - when a couple meet, share Acorn coffee & are respectively topless & pantless in bed within 30 mins, soon massaging, then kissing & after passing out wake with her hands on his erect penis & proceed to fuck immediately - directly after drinking too many milk based beverages & gorging respectively on steak & pancakes, the female follows the male home, clothes are magically but fortuitously removed & they fuck immediately; OR where the female proceeds directly to their own home but cannot shake the building desires that engross her every thought & eventually (within 48 hours is acceptable) invites the male over for Acorn coffee but really has the single, overwhelming need to fuck immediately, which of course happens in her "Princess & the Pea" 3 mattress bed Generally, where a woman uses the word "Pl~U~tonic" it is purposeful & done so to basically advise the male "yeah, I'm dying to fuck the 'friend' out of you, lets lock it in for sometime soon though, OK!" The word "Pl~U~tonic" is NEVER used by males except where referring to a situation where a female has used the word towards him... Urban Dictionary

Words that are spelled similarly to tonnes:
tonnes, tonne, tones, tonner, townes, tonies, totnes, bonnes, tonners, donnes, tonnies, onnes, tennes.

Words that are triggered by (strongly associated with) the word tonnes:
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Words that rhyme with tonnes:
ones, nones, guns, buns, tons, runs, puns, sons, nuns, quinze, suns, duns, shuns, reruns, stuns, outruns, bruns, frunze, quins, munz, younes, kunz, megatons, shotguns, grandsons, lunz, overruns, funs, kunze, dones, muns, homeruns, unz, handguns, outguns, blowguns, munns, kuns, glunz.

Adjectives that are often used to describe tonnes:
metric, several, few, additional, lakh, further, total, gross, mere, dry, average, extra, annual, registered, million, lac, net, meagre, wet, staggering, massive, equivalent, nearest, modest, displaced, bare, fewer, probable, quantity, dried, 1st, odd, nearer, nominal, paltry, crude, expected, cubic, whopping, innumerable, countless, weighted, recycled, incredible, fifteenth.

Nouns that are often described by the adjective tonnes:
capacity.

Consonant match to tonnes:
teens, tons, turns, tens, tunes, tines, tones, towns, tans, tins, terns, toons, townes, tynes, ternes.

Words that sound like tonnes:
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