Towell

Word TOWELL
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A towel is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchiker can have. Partly it has great practical value. You can wrap it around you for warmth as you bound across the cold moons of Jaglan Beta; you can lie on it on the brilliant marble-sanded beaches of Santranginus V, inhaling the beady sea vapors; you can sleep under it beneath the stars which shine so redly on the desert world of Kakrafoon; use it to sail a miniraft down the slow heavy River Moth; wet it for use in hand-to-hand combat; wrap it round your head to ward off noxious fumes or avoid the Ravenouse Bugblatter Beast of Traal (a mind-bogglingly stupid animal, it assumes that if you can't see it, it can't see you--daft as a brush, but very very ravenous); you can wave your towel in emergencies as a distress signal, and of course dry yourself off with it if it still seems to be clean enough. Often associated with hitchhikers. See hoopy and frood. Urban Dictionary

To make someone cum while they are still wet immediately after a shower or bath, usually when lying on a bed, exhausted from a hot soaking to cum while naked and wet Urban Dictionary

The equivalent to planking. To drape yourself over an object, as if becomeing or impersonating a towel. Comes from the term planking, but planking became too "lame" to partake in; thus the creation of 'toweling'. Originated by an unintelligent teenage girl in a small suburb out side of Dallas Texas, and has swiftly taken north Texas by storm. Urban Dictionary

The act of being high as fuck. derived from toweley off of south park. Urban Dictionary

You worship a towel Urban Dictionary

A random, obscure comeback when nothing else can be thought of. First used by South Park character Towely. Urban Dictionary

–noun the philosophical system evolved by use of cock towels and fuck towels, advocating a skeeting of complete juiciness and creaminess and of noninterference with the intercourse or masturbation, in order to attain a clean, dry sheet and body in harmony with the ejaculation. Urban Dictionary

When a male rubs his pubes on another person in a whipping or toweling motion. Urban Dictionary

Contrary to the other dumbass definitions of towel, a towel is someone so fucking useless that they would be better off as a towel. Urban Dictionary

The most useful thing an interstellar hitchhiker can have. Partly it has great practical value - you can wrap it around you for warmth as you bound across the cold moons of Jaglan Beta; you can lie on it on the brilliant marble-sanded beaches of Santraginus V, you can sleep under it beneath the stars which shine so redly on the desert world of Kakrafoon; use it to sail a mini raft down the slow heavy river Moth; wet it for use in hand-to- hand-combat; wrap it round your head to ward off noxious fumes or to avoid the gaze of the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal ; you can wave your towel in emergencies as a distress signal, and of course dry yourself off with it if it still seems to be clean enough. More importantly, a towel has immense psychological value. For some reason, if a strag (strag: non-hitch hiker) discovers that a hitch hiker has his towel with him, he will automatically assume that he is also in possession of a toothbrush, face flannel, soap, tin of biscuits, flask, compass, map, ball of string, gnat spray, wet weather gear, space suit etc., etc. Furthermore, the strag will then happily lend the hitch hiker any of these or a dozen other items that the hitch hiker might accidentally have "lost". What the strag will think is that any man who can hitch the length and breadth of the galaxy, rough it, slum it, struggle against terrible odds, win through, and still knows where his towel is is clearly a man to be reckoned with." Urban Dictionary

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The word "towell" in example sentences

It's a simple math – do it, and throw the towell already ... lady ❋ Unknown (2008)

But if she got caught before she figured out what Nak was up towell, it could be disastrous. ❋ D. J. MacHale (2009)

Though the simulated version created by Tom Paris on Voyagers holodeck many years earlier had its charms, it bore the same relation to the real thing as replicated eggplant Parmesan did towell, food. ❋ Kirsten Beyer (2009)

September 29, 2009 at 12:00 am warz teh towell, plzthx ❋ Unknown (2009)

The partners are always facing each other, like on two ends of the beach towell, and the moves are ways of exchanging positions. ❋ Ann Althouse (2009)

And the symbols on the walls corresponded towell, she wasnt sure what. ❋ D. J. MacHale (2009)

U wanna watch owt 4 tehm gargoylz…sum ob dem seemz to be needin teh 50p towell ❋ Unknown (2008)

Yes | No | Report from craig curtis wrote 3 years 14 weeks ago you know what really pisses me off its not the bone head towell heads for stealing the weapons but our governments ability in chooseing to not keep simple records!!! they know that those guns arent going to be traceable! makes me want to cheat on my taxes ❋ Unknown (2006)

Teh big carcass hidden under teh towell is a vary bad sine. ❋ Unknown (2008)

Making this meal was just what she needed, what they all needed, to bring a sense of normalcy back towell, okay, it was just what she needed. ❋ Stacia Kane (2008)

Iz ok, I fink teh pyle ov lawndree is a dish towell an sumfin eles. ❋ Unknown (2008)

Instead he told you a bunch of crap about me, probably intended towell, never mind. ❋ Stacia Kane (2008)

Den dries dem off wif a floofee towell, put dere flannel jammies on dem adn puts dem to bed? ❋ Unknown (2008)

Ai haz nebber seed a £100 towell, but Ai haz seed a pikchoor uv $100 wun! ❋ Unknown (2008)

Momcat can giv yoo homemaed cheezburger backed wid luff fur payment fur towell? ❋ Unknown (2008)

They are about the size of a paper towell roll; are not unattractive and are easy to use. ❋ Unknown (2005)

Now there's a [frood] who [knew] where his [towel] was. ❋ Uclafalcon (2003)

She got out of [the shower], and I was ready to give her a [towelling] She was [soaking] when she walked into the bedroom, all she wanted was a good towelling ❋ MonkeyBoots (2011)

Demarcus "hey bro let's take some cool pictures of us planking!" Carlos "nah man that's so old, let's go [toweling]!" both boys [drape] themselves over an [Orthodontist] office sign and take pictures, soon to be uploaded to Facebook. ❋ Basegod4life (2011)

[kurt]....[are you] toweled out [right now]? ❋ Jakeg9387 (2008)

I'm apart of [towelism] ❋ Rockonthehouse (2018)

"Sir. [We can't] accept your application on account of...well...[you're a towel]." "Uhh...[uhm]...you're a towel..." ❋ Malix711 (2008)

[Eugene] keeps a fuck towel under his bed and [cock towel] [behind the door], there for he is a practicing Towelism ❋ Chiggity Chza (2008)

"Dude...I [gave] [that bitch] [the towel] last night." ❋ Lil Bricks (2009)

Person 1: Dan forgot to grab the [tickets] yesterday! Person 2: [what a god] damn [towel] ❋ Towelhead696969 (2010)

If you want to survive out here, you've got to [know where your towel is]. guy [running away] He's got [a TOWEL]! ❋ Xildra (2009)

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