Trikk

T3h Hutt Kitteh wiff clebburr Catz~a~pult dat Jawbba Kitteh bendedz wiff eeeebil myndz trikk! ❋ Unknown (2010)

Ur abatar lukks liek a lolofant, but wen Ai did teh trikk 2 maek it bigg enuff 2 see, it ternd in2 a helmit. ❋ Unknown (2010)

Aifinkso teh trikk iz to hook teh rainclowd up to teh USB port of teh computer, adn tehn push Control-Alt-Cokebottle on teh keyboardz… kinda lyke wehn yu sendz a cheezburger thru teh CD-ROM slot. ❋ Unknown (2010)

An foar mai nekkst trikk ai be goin tu bed – itz 2.05am! ❋ Unknown (2010)

Adn if dat duzznt wurk, a kwik swyp tu teh fays duz teh trikk. ❋ Unknown (2009)

Kitteh knoez seekrit trikk ubz swisheeng himz tayl 2 ❋ Unknown (2009)

–If roses nawt do teh trikk, maybi goggehz can eatz mint. ❋ Unknown (2009)

Teh trikk for us Soufwesternerz to get teh heet turned down, iz to has owr Minnesowta frenz send us some of taht Wind Chill Factor taht they makez up there in teh Wind Chill Factory, aifinkso. ❋ Unknown (2009)

Aifinkso taht was teh move the “jumping cat” kitteh in teh video the other week was doing–must be a natural kitteh hunting trikk. ❋ Unknown (2009)

Papa duzznt trai tu trikk me wiff fayk fud-noyzez. ❋ Unknown (2009)

Ai fink it iz a rottin trikk 2 plai awn teh kittehs. ❋ Unknown (2009)

Tihs trikk haz bin abruptlee stalleded; tehir oawnley hoep iys foar teh hyuoomin tuu waulk iyn adn, nawt notissing teh shoo, tuu fawl oaver iyt! ❋ Unknown (2008)

Der iz no sekrit trikk, jus lukk 2 get dere b4 ebbrywun. ❋ Unknown (2008)

Dats otay Ai noed ware 2 fyned it an has a trikk 2 get pikchoors mayde kwikklee. ❋ Unknown (2008)

Watch owt, Donkey gurl… Itz teh old hazza parfait trikk! ❋ Unknown (2008)

also goodie bags filled wif bownsy balls taht liet up wen tehy bownse, majik trikk cards, kandee, an sparkly alien stikkers! ❋ Unknown (2009)

I used teh teabag trikk a bazillion yeers ago, whenwizdom teefs camed out and I cuddn’t tayke teh prescribed codeine. ❋ Unknown (2009)

I can’t do teh clebber trikk wiv linkies so u wull haz 2 copy an paste! ❋ Unknown (2009)

Liddill Kitteh’z nexxt trikk willz beez 2 sez ‘Ohai!’ ❋ Unknown (2008)