Truncheon

The lead filled truncheon is useful but most of us do not have that. ❋ Inspector Gadget (2008)

The Freudian truncheon is brandished almost to absurdity when Pyramidhead traps Rose and Cybil in an elevator and begins stabbing his really long blade between the elevator doors, trying to run them through. ❋ Moriarty6 (2006)

More like President Kruger than Prince Albert – that's the best I can do for him; and I see him on a chair, in a black frock-coat, not so very high up either; I can manage a cloud or two for him to sit on; and then his hand trailing in the clouds holds a rod, a truncheon is it? ❋ Unknown (1921)

He bore in his hand what was called a truncheon, which was a sort of sceptre, very splendidly covered and adorned. ❋ Jacob Abbott (1841)

Alexander Konovalov, whose ministry oversees Parfyonchikov's service, said that in some regions court marshals are used as a "truncheon" against citizens, though he did not elaborate. ❋ By Alexander Bratersky (2010)

The problem: truncheon costs have soared and since ITV's cancellation of The Bill there are fewer secondhand uniforms to go round. ❋ Charlie Brooker (2010)

Dave not only catches him - he beats the crap out of him with a truncheon, an act that is caught on tape a la Rodney King. ❋ Marshall Fine (2011)

Diane Ravitch, an early advocate of No Child Left Behind, now argues that No Child "has made testing and accountability our national education strategy," lowered "vague and soporific standards," turned testing into a fearful truncheon, substituted rhetoric for research and faith in the private market for commitment to a fundamental democratic institution. ❋ Nick Rabkin (2011)

Others were said to depict sexual assaults with objects including a truncheon, wire and a phosphorescent tube. ❋ Unknown (2009)

The police emerged with little credit as senior officers sought to shift the blame for who was responsible for hiring the former deputy editor of the News of the World, Neil Wallis, at a time when no sane law enforcement officer would have touched him with the longest truncheon. ❋ Unknown (2011)

Portsmouth away – truncheon in the ribs for asking a riot copper why he'd backhanded a woman in the face with his shield. ❋ Phil Daoust (2010)

According to the Bucks Free Press, the local force, Thames Valley, has itself been relieved of a truncheon, "five blue strobe flashing lights", handcuffs valued at £32.69, and a six-foot tall cardboard officer that was stolen from High Wycombe station. ❋ Unknown (2012)

But as Susan Matthews, mother of Alfie Meadows, the student who had brain surgery after allegedly being struck over the head by a police truncheon, writes in Springtime: "The images that stay with me from the student protests are not those of the violence splashed on the front pages." ❋ Unknown (2011)

Gabriel Gallo/Associated Press STRAIGHT UP: A police officer held a truncheon behind his back in front of protesters in Valencia, Spain, Thursday. ❋ Unknown (2011)

I would submit that “tasering” me, or “beating” me with a “truncheon”, would most certainly constitute an “attack”. ❋ Unknown (2010)

He does not lay a hand on Karski, but cues an attendant thug to batter his skull with a rubber truncheon. ❋ Unknown (2011)

There is no excuse for a masked policemen to use a truncheon to hit in anger a man who is not facing him and has his hands in his pockets. ❋ Inspector Gadget (2009)

The policy failed because the Iranian regime, when confronted by its own people or by outsiders, has only one way of responding: with a truncheon. ❋ Sohrab Ahmari (2012)

oh mike, i dont want to appear [soft] in front of you, can i [shove] my truncheon [up your arse]? ❋ Ben Dover (2004)

Gary [teased] Sharon with his [twitching] [truncheon] before slipping it in, much to Sharons delight ❋ Brucey Big Bonus (2012)

He had a love [truncheon] the size of [a donkey]. Q. How could someone with a [bonce] like yours get to root her? A. Once I unleashed the love truncheon she knew she couldn't resist. ❋ Coitdog (2005)

I said to the girl in the bar the other night, have you seen my [composite truncheon]? She looked at me, and I said cos I've [got wood]! I swear that smokin chick was [checking out] my composite truncheon! ❋ Svenagain (2010)

slap a girl across [the face] with [your love] [truncheon] ❋ Suffolk Strangler (2006)

i drove [my love] [truncheon] up her [dirt track] ❋ Patricia (2003)

He [whipped] out his turkey truncheon and she said are you related to [bernard] [matthews]? ❋ Rowan B The Bad Young Brother (2006)

look at his big [flaccid] man truncheon [blowing] [in the wind] ❋ Sfusion (2007)

" Walking home last night I caught a glimpse through a bush of a Margaret Thatcher look-a-like diaphram-deep on an [Anal Truncheon] " " One day, i will own that golden [anal truncheon] " " Seeing [Jeoffrey] using the bow-street bastard he bought off ebay last week, as an anal truncheon, will always be [a sight for sore eyes]. " ❋ Hotsteamingsemen (2010)

'Good lord!, What a particularily savage looking [poo truncheon] [my anus] has decided to manifest in this here [toilet bowl].' ❋ Muckguppy (2007)