Tungs

For, as we know, English was born of “mixt” and “mangeled” tongues, and has only grown increasingly “mixt” since then—perhaps especially during the Renaissance, when far-flung non-Indo-European “tungs” added long lists of new reasons for some to cheer and others to despair. ❋ Leslie Dunton-Downer (2010)

Adn dis is ware to find teh dirtee dishes taht can be likked cleen again by kitteh-tungs! ❋ Unknown (2009)

An dey cant taeke propurr batts neever, cuz der tungs tuu short to reech der bumz! ❋ Unknown (2009)

But yoo doo hav to bee careful wif teh “foreign tungs!” ❋ Unknown (2008)

And in relayted newz, teh wurld haz a kitteh wit 2 tungs. ❋ Unknown (2008)

February 27, 2008 at 10:01 am pheonix is gud. larks tungs, nawt so much. ❋ Unknown (2008)

Kitteh tungs in teh reer-vue mirrer are closer tahn dey appeers… ❋ Unknown (2008)

February 23, 2008 at 7:48 am speekeeng in tungs……i duz it. ❋ Unknown (2008)

May 31, 2008 at 11:24 am kareful, woozled—sum ob uss akchully duz speek in tungs—but ai nebber herd enny dat sownded lyke wut yoo rote! ❋ Unknown (2008)

September 25, 2008 at 7:12 pm aifinkso brain, … but do ai reeely need too tungs? ❋ Unknown (2008)

Thaa knows it used to be hard afore when they were all chaffin 'me at th' factory, but they can talk their tungs off naa for aught I care. ❋ Marshall Mather (N/A)

V. evry member has go to commit them naims to memory and keep them at his tungs end becaus he mite need them at enny time. ❋ Worth Brehm (1899)

For the performa {n} ce whereof, and mine own better direction, I will first examin those means, whereby other tungs of most sacred antiquitie haue bene brought to Art and form of discipline for their right writing, to the end that by following their waie, ❋ Frederick James Furnivall (1867)

Signifying, if tungs may tolkan, that, primeval condi-tions having gradually receded but nevertheless the emplacement of solid and fluid having to a great extent persisted through intermittences of sullemn fulminance, sollemn nuptialism, sallemn sepulture and providential divining, making possible and ever; inevitable, after his a time has a tense haves and havenots hesitency, at the place and period under consideration a socially organic entity of a millenary military maritory monetary morphological circumformation in a more — or less settled state of equonomic ecolube equalobe equilab equilibbrium. ❋ Unknown (2006)

mah kittehs will sometimes lick mah closed eyelids wid deir scratchee tungs ouch.. ❋ Unknown (2008)

He speeks for teh trees, foar teh trees has no tungs, n he’z beggin u sir at teh top uv his lungs. ❋ Unknown (2008)

October 10, 2008 at 5:18 pm nope, but dey gots ‘posable tungs… ❋ Unknown (2008)

August 4, 2008 at 10:01 am dat’s okeh, Aahz. yer sweet tew awmost sorta kinda but nawt kwite offer! ai’ll jest snorgle wun of dem kitteh bellehs adn get teh whippee kreem awl over dem, den dey can yewz dere tungs adn shayr mai treet! ❋ Unknown (2008)

January 3, 2008 at 6:15 am kul…that’s why we haz sandpapr on r tungs ❋ Unknown (2008)

[Jeremy] said "Tung help him [build up] his [self confidence]" ❋ Muahaaahahah (2018)

[look at that] guy, his [soo] [tung] ❋ Kelso (2003)

Dude [that girl's] tongue is [so long]! No wonder he got [tunged]! ❋ 오 야 베비 (2010)

[Waiter]: what [would you like to] eat Me: [tung] ❋ StanTheMan824 (2019)

why are u such a tung [stop] [talkin] about [CRACK]. ❋ Alkjfs (2007)

Person 1 : “Who’s this guy? I heard he’s [active].” Person 2: He’s a [tung]. He [ain’t] on nothing”. ❋ Ivanov934 (2022)

in e-mails - [Sweety]: Tung [Desi]: ???? Sweety: Tung ❋ ASDREY (2009)

[Oh my]! [What a] [big] tung you have. ❋ Genesis (2003)

the boy tung'ed his [math teacher] when he proved him wrong. that kid is a tung, he's [shelving] books. he has who holes in him, because he was [tunged] in baseball. ❋ TUNGMATH (2010)

1) "Stop [touching] me, you're being [tung]." 2) "Go [ask] that girl out and stop being such a tung." ❋ Anti-Kage (2005)