Twatted

Its unreflective instantaneousness encourages neurotic behaviour in both the tweeters and the twatted (seriously, the Americans have proposed that "twatted" should be the past participle of "tweet", which is the only funny thing about the whole business); it encourages us in the delusion that our random thoughts, our banal experiences, are significant. ❋ Unknown (2009)

I'm still a bit worn out from all the "twatted" talk earlier today (and for waking up extra early to catch the 'Today Show' live), but I still feel like tonight's show was a fun note to leave on before next week's break, even if I'm too tired to express it as well as I'd like. ❋ Unknown (2009)

Does any one know how that poor officer is who got twatted on the head with a dirty great big pole by an innocent mop who was just quietly walking down the street with a few of his/her chums? on April 4, 2009 at 7: 33 pm | Reply Joe Public ❋ Inspector Gadget (2009)

No, I have not twatted, unlike Stephen Colbert, but I see from Monica that SLJ has set up a Twitter feed for their Battle of the (Kids ') Books. ❋ Roger Sutton (2009)

The best part is how matter of fact Stephen Colbert says he has “twatted.” ❋ Unknown (2009)

First she twatted about him, now, they share an illness. ❋ BikeSnobNYC (2010)

Now you get peppered, tazered and twatted for dropping litter. ❋ Unknown (2007)

I mean there are at least 10 major landmarks across the world that get royally twatted. ❋ Lee Lee (2008)

David Cameron has suggested parents get their kids as twatted as possible, starting immediately, in order to reduce youth-related crime. ❋ Push Jelly (2008)

And you did not get twatted by Cyril's chubby palms did you? ❋ Unknown (2008)

NOTW deserved to get twatted on this one IMO, but that doesn't make MM a fit person for anything. ❋ Unknown (2008)

You spend 3 to reduce them by 1, which means 3 people willing to kick out "influence" equal to the individual to be twatted can manage to drop them to 0 pool. ❋ Unknown (2007)

In the end he suffers a slapstick comedy death, twatted in the back by a – blind – Han Solo who isn’t even pronouncing his name right. ❋ Unknown (2007)

New Year's Eve is rubbish; you pay over the odds to get into some awful pikey nightclub because you feel pressured to have some enforced fun – but if you're like Britney Spears you can counter this by getting twatted on booze and falling over. ❋ Unknown (2007)

Then he got twatted on wine and talked more than he ever has in the jungle – but only to interrupt everyone else. ❋ Unknown (2005)

NEV: Yeah, we had a fight at the first gig and he fell over my Matchless and I twatted him. ❋ Unknown (1999)

Wall Street loves guys like me the way a pimp loves a tight-twatted hooker with a habit. ❋ Robbins, Tom (1994)

I [smoked] so [much] [last night] that I was twatted. ❋ Beewtbc (2011)

"This chav was [all up] in [Dean's] face, so he twatted him, right between [the eyes]" ❋ Junyar-Kuro (2009)

[Gladys] [severely] twatted her love [rival] and left her for dead ❋ Leeny Burghers (2003)

I twatted [the Ball] They [really] twatted him ❋ CiCi (2005)

"I was so twatted [last night]" ❋ Leanne (2005)

[Have you ever] used [the site] twitter? why [yes I] have twatted. ❋ Jackson Marsh (2009)

[ive] got [the worst] [hangover] ever!, can't belove i got so twatted last night ❋ Shail (2003)

"I have twatted." ❋ TotalRecall (2009)

Something [you don't say] to two builders at [Leeds] City Station who have left their hard hats [on the roof] of their van. saying "look at those two hats over there" may result in you getting twatted ❋ Two Hats Are Better Then One (2009)

[Meredith Vieira]: "Do you Twitter?" [Stephen Colbert]: "I have [Twatted]." ❋ DrcolbertDFA (2009)